BigJimsWornOutTires
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Sure, having a monstrosity cums with its perks, but it's not dripping wet oysters all the time. For example, I was standing in the self-checkout line the other day, and a foid interrupted my standing in line pondering moment. She said, "Excuse me, sir, but I couldn't help notice that thick contour along your leg and was wondering if you would like to pack that inside my vagina for a Klondike bar?"
Ugh. I felt degraded and ashamed, as if I was some freak with nubs for legs, and a hot Stacy carried me around like her pet gimp. So I voiced rancor, "How dare you degrade me as if some freak with nubby legs being carried around like a pet gimp by a hot Stacy. Good day to you, me lady!"
Ugh, the audacity that cunt had as she stood there speechless and only reaction was a dumb blonde moment.
So next time you fantasize or beat your micropenis self up over nature's injustice upon your miserable, pathetic existence, take into consideration what a man of my stature endures daily.
Ugh. I felt degraded and ashamed, as if I was some freak with nubs for legs, and a hot Stacy carried me around like her pet gimp. So I voiced rancor, "How dare you degrade me as if some freak with nubby legs being carried around like a pet gimp by a hot Stacy. Good day to you, me lady!"
Ugh, the audacity that cunt had as she stood there speechless and only reaction was a dumb blonde moment.
So next time you fantasize or beat your micropenis self up over nature's injustice upon your miserable, pathetic existence, take into consideration what a man of my stature endures daily.
