Lmtb wants to hangout with me “as friends”

[norwoodingmanlet]

I have a friend im cool with but dont hang out with much and her sister I hear drinks alot parties etc and has “girl and guy friends” and I quote “virgin friends”

obviously a fucking lie but she asked my OWN MOTHER VIA FACEBOOK MESSENGER, if id wanna hangout with her and her friends after her brother mentioned me bro

why do girls larp “as friends”? Sure she will probably friend zone me to begin with yeah, but if i looked good enough itd work out fine its just fucking annoying bro why bring it up if you will make it awkward, ik i should be grateful im even getting some light of day but fuck its just such a awkward way to start a connection and makes me feel like im in a grey area with my friend too

 

[norwoodingmanlet]

@Im sorry mother @Lamskiiii
@combatingNorwooding

 

[Trevor Wonter]

looking ah

 

[norwoodingmanlet]

@iwannasleeponurlap @Swarthy Knight

 

[vesalius]

holy signature

 

[Swarthy Knight]

holy signature

What is it, I’m on mobile @norwoodingmanlet

 

[norwoodingmanlet]

What is it, I’m on mobile @norwoodingmanlet

astolfo doing a hamstring curl with his ass arched up​

 

[Swarthy Knight]

astolfo doing a hamstring curl with his ass arched up​

I regret asking

 

[Lamskiiii]

Lets kill that bitch bro

 

[norwoodingmanlet]

Lets kill that bitch bro

LMFAOOO

Bro my mom just got mad at me for saying bidelt

 

[iwannasleeponurlap]

LMFAOOO

Bro my mom just got mad at me for saying bidelt

bidelt

https://media1.tenor.com/m/L647XZ9xAHcAAAAd/speed-covering-mouth.gif

 

[norwoodingmanlet]

bidelt

https://media1.tenor.com/m/L647XZ9xAHcAAAAd/speed-covering-mouth.gif

she said im making stuff up and thats not real

 

[norwoodingmanlet]

bidelt

https://media1.tenor.com/m/L647XZ9xAHcAAAAd/speed-covering-mouth.gif

how was ur study

 

[iwannasleeponurlap]

how was ur study

i woke up and got 5 hours of sleep so i can study now in the mroning

 

[norwoodingmanlet]

i woke up and got 5 hours of sleep so i can study now in the mroning

fuckkk

 

[iwannasleeponurlap]

fuckkk

and @motionmantris just fucked my crush he said

 

[norwoodingmanlet]

and @motionmantris just fucked my crush he said

WOW WHAT THE FUCK

 

[motionmantris]

and @motionmantris just fucked my crush he said

No i said i would fuck

 

[motionmantris]

WOW WHAT THE FUCK

Bro

 

[combatingNorwooding]

I have a friend im cool with but dont hang out with much and her sister I hear drinks alot parties etc and has “girl and guy friends” and I quote “virgin friends”

obviously a fucking lie but she asked my OWN MOTHER VIA FACEBOOK MESSENGER, if id wanna hangout with her and her friends after her brother mentioned me bro

why do girls larp “as friends”? Sure she will probably friend zone me to begin with yeah, but if i looked good enough itd work out fine its just fucking annoying bro why bring it up if you will make it awkward, ik i should be grateful im even getting some light of day but fuck its just such a awkward way to start a connection and makes me feel like im in a grey area with my friend too

Wha happened eventually?

 

[norwoodingmanlet]

Wha happened eventually?

Just ignored her bro

But her brother still chill wt me i just told my mom to tell her my gf would be mad even though ive never had one

 

[silently_said]

Ok? You're not entitled to sex

 

[norwoodingmanlet]

Ok? You're not entitled to sex

it isnt about sex you are mistaking me

Im a virgin anyway

it just rubs me the wrong way when a girl who is the sibling of my friend has to specify we are friends before we have ever hung out and makes me feel like a dick by not doing so…?

 

[norwoodingmanlet]

Ok? You're not entitled to sex

she also has a boyfriend lol makes it worse

 

[combatingNorwooding]

Just ignored her bro

But her brother still chill wt me i just told my mom to tell her my gf would be mad even though ive never had one

LOL

Chad activities

But I think you should’ve went with her tbh