Longer hair is law ngl

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If you don't have a literal chad skull or at least a robust skull, having really short hair will looksmin you hard.

Humans subconsciously associate hair with health (that's why bald people are usually repulsive to foids), if you have long, healthy hair it shows that you have good genes. I'd say it comes from our primal instincts somewhat...

Longer hair can also hide your falios very well. Since I've grown my hair out I've been getting more compliments from foids unlike when I had my Hitlerjugend type haircut that made me look like a nerd. :forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile: (also, if you're into it, long hair has that alt girl appeal)

I'm not saying you should grow out your hair very long like I did (it goes past my shoulders) but having just a bit more length can somewhat looksmaxx you.

Of course, if you're a literal sub5 having long hair wont help you ascend, don't get me wrong, but a subhuman with longer hair will always look better than a subhuman with short hair.
 
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yes growing it out rn
 
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I have an insanely wide neurocranium and I ascended so hard by growing it out. I'm far from where I want it tho. I want it kinda like ramirez' length.
 
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I have an insanely wide neurocranium and I ascended so hard by growing it out. I'm far from where I want it tho. I want it kinda like ramirez' length.
Mirin bhai, I have kind of a longer midface so having hair on the sides evens it out somewhat.

Gotta trim the front some time in the future tho since I can style it better that way.
 
what is a lion without his mane
 
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If you don't have a literal chad skull or at least a robust skull, having really short hair will looksmin you hard.
No, it won't. If you look like shit with short hair, you'll look like shit with long. Bones are eternal.
 
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@HeavyMetalcel no, they won't. If anything, you'll get people telling that you're le heckin' faggot for having long hair. Source: me and others.
 
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Summarized as pretty boy maxing. Every pretty boy has longer hair and is the only really thing that makes them attractive to foids
 
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@HeavyMetalcel no, they won't. If anything, you'll get people telling that you're le heckin' faggot for having long hair. Source: me and others.
Maybe I am biased then, I personally think longer hair will always look better than short hair
 
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I have an insanely wide neurocranium and I ascended so hard by growing it out. I'm far from where I want it tho. I want it kinda like ramirez' length.
Cope honestly, my mom's boyfriend has a tera chad skull even with a shit eye area and balding it barely affects him
 
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Maybe I am biased then, I personally think longer hair will always look better than short hair
It's irrelevant. Just have a healthy facial development and you're good.
 
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Shoulder length hobomaxxing or death
 
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Cope honestly, my mom's boyfriend has a tera chad skull even with a shit eye area and balding it barely affects him
That's why I said that if you don't have the bones to pull off a bald look, don't do it.
 
Shoulder length hobomaxxing or death
Long term goal is this
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dude this is absolutely legit

I have good chadlite traits but short hair simply ruins my overall harmony from the side
I am never getting a short haircut again
getting fade nowadays is dumb
 
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dude this is absolutely legit

I have good chadlite traits but short hair simply ruins my overall harmony from the side
I am never getting a short haircut again
getting fade nowadays is dumb
fade = NPC haircut imho :forcedsmile:
 
Long hair stands out nowadays every kid got some fade
 
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It can definitely hide a peanut skull slightly. Im not talking about myself ofcourse haha
 
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If you don't have a literal chad skull or at least a robust skull, having really short hair will looksmin you hard.

Humans subconsciously associate hair with health (that's why bald people are usually repulsive to foids), if you have long, healthy hair it shows that you have good genes. I'd say it comes from our primal instincts somewhat...

Longer hair can also hide your falios very well. Since I've grown my hair out I've been getting more compliments from foids unlike when I had my Hitlerjugend type haircut that made me look like a nerd. :forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile: (also, if you're into it, long hair has that alt girl appeal)

I'm not saying you should grow out your hair very long like I did (it goes past my shoulders) but having just a bit more length can somewhat looksmaxx you.

Of course, if you're a literal sub5 having long hair wont help you ascend, don't get me wrong, but a subhuman with longer hair will always look better than a subhuman with short hair.
That’s wrong. Long hair looks better on different people. I had long hair at one point but because of the way my hair grew out it was either completely in my face can’t see shit every second or I had to constantly touch it making sure it stayed back which then revealed my forehead. Since getting a haircut I’ve been so much more better looking and it’s nowhere near as stressful with short hair
 
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If you don't have a literal chad skull or at least a robust skull, having really short hair will looksmin you hard.

Humans subconsciously associate hair with health (that's why bald people are usually repulsive to foids), if you have long, healthy hair it shows that you have good genes. I'd say it comes from our primal instincts somewhat...

Longer hair can also hide your falios very well. Since I've grown my hair out I've been getting more compliments from foids unlike when I had my Hitlerjugend type haircut that made me look like a nerd. :forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile: (also, if you're into it, long hair has that alt girl appeal)

I'm not saying you should grow out your hair very long like I did (it goes past my shoulders) but having just a bit more length can somewhat looksmaxx you.

Of course, if you're a literal sub5 having long hair wont help you ascend, don't get me wrong, but a subhuman with longer hair will always look better than a subhuman with short hair.
Not when you have ugly damaged Afro-like hair.
 
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That’s wrong. Long hair looks better on different people. I had long hair at one point but because of the way my hair grew out it was either completely in my face can’t see shit every second or I had to constantly touch it making sure it stayed back which then revealed my forehead. Since getting a haircut I’ve been so much more better looking and it’s nowhere near as stressful with short hair
maybe you just didn't style your hair well, I look much better with long hair so I'm speaking from my own experience


I got called a girl often and asked if I liked men
nigga i got called a faggot because of it by some subhumans. Just don't give a shit
 
maybe you just didn't style your hair well, I look much better with long hair so I'm speaking from my own experience



nigga i got called a faggot because of it by some subhumans. Just don't give a shit
I styled it awful no trims ever or anything it didn’t compliment my face one bit. Depends how short it is though I sort of have fluffy fringe rn
 
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I styled it awful no trims ever or anything it didn’t compliment my face one bit. Depends how short it is though I sort of have a fringe rn
yeah, maybe that's why, if you're happy with your hair now that's great, long hair needs a lot of care so I get it...
 
Been saying long hair is law for a long time but people don’t listen
 
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maybe you just didn't style your hair well, I look much better with long hair so I'm speaking from my own experience



nigga i got called a faggot because of it by some subhumans. Just don't give a shit
They are saying that so U cut it and looksmin yourself
 
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it's true long hair ascends you so hard man it's crazy
 
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over for studycels, My school forced me to cut that shit. I even got suspended for long hair JFL
 
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over for studycels, My school forced me to cut that shit. I even got suspended for long hair JFL
what a stupid rule... what's the difference if men have it just like foids do? literally none
 
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what a stupid rule... what's the difference if men have it just like foids do? literally none
Muh discipline JFL 2/3 were bald and the other one looked like a trip from turkey and root spray:lul:
 
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True working on getting fin & min is working pretty well for me
 
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