Lookism causes lobster to be saved while his ugly friends die painfully

[Vermilioncore]

Rare blue lobster spotted at Red Lobster before being cooked finds home at Ohio zoo

"Clawde" was saved by Red Lobster workers — who noticed it in the lobster delivery. The likelihood of catching a blue lobster is 1 in 200 million.

www.yahoo.com

This lobster was blue instead of red and because this, he was saved from death at Red Lobster restaurant. His red lobster friends all suffer and boil painfully because they’re all plain looking red boyos. He got lucky. He is blue and therefore he is saved and put in a zoo. Meanwhile his friends are being eaten.

 

[bossman]

lol nobody cares about lobsters

 

[Timelessbrah]

Imagine finding an extremely rare lobster and then cooking it, it's like the people that took that decision have half a a brain or something.

 

[Vermilioncore]

Imagine finding an extremely rare lobster and then cooking it, it's like the people that took that decision have half a a brain or something.

Fuck that lobster tbh

 

[Timelessbrah]

Fuck that lobster tbh

LMAO why dude.

 

[Deleted member 1476]

They should kill lobsters more humanely

 

[Deleted member 6403]

over for red lobstercels

 

[RODEBLUR]

Rare blue lobster spotted at Red Lobster before being cooked finds home at Ohio zoo

"Clawde" was saved by Red Lobster workers — who noticed it in the lobster delivery. The likelihood of catching a blue lobster is 1 in 200 million.

www.yahoo.com

This lobster was blue instead of red and because this, he was saved from death at Red Lobster restaurant. His red lobster friends all suffer and boil painfully because they’re all plain looking red boyos. He got lucky. He is blue and therefore he is saved and put in a zoo. Meanwhile his friends are being eaten.

Should've put it up for sale, shit gets expensive as fuck and the rich nigga that eats it will have eaten a super-rare animal

 

[Selfahate]

Just be red lobster theory strikes again

 

[Lev Peshkov]

There was once a time when that fucker would've been eaten as a delicacy

 

[Deleted member 6873]

lol nobody cares about lobsters

lobster lives matter

 

[Deleted member 2968]

Just be red lobster theory strikes again

Mogs Gaston ngl

 

[Achilles]

this is what happens when a white person finds a rare animal. if an asian had found it they woulda immediately killed it and sold it as rare voodoo magic blue lobster that grows your 3 inch penis to a whopping 4.5 inches

 

[Deleted member 1476]

lobster lives matter

 

[Deleted member 7465]

This story reminds of when I would play pokemon on my Nintendo DS and find a shiny pokemon and try not to kill it so I could catch it to put it on my team lol.

 

[Deleted member 5694]

This is why we don’t need the blue lives matter movement, they’re already viewed as superior, similar to blacks. #currylivesmatter

 

[OldRooster]

Reminder: Journalists are bad at math. They are not that rare, and that one is not even that blue. Here is a really blue one.

How rare are bright blue lobsters?

Canadian fishermen have been celebrating after catching two bright blue lobsters. But just how unusual is this?

www.bbc.com

 

[recessed]

Rare blue lobster spotted at Red Lobster before being cooked finds home at Ohio zoo

"Clawde" was saved by Red Lobster workers — who noticed it in the lobster delivery. The likelihood of catching a blue lobster is 1 in 200 million.

www.yahoo.com

This lobster was blue instead of red and because this, he was saved from death at Red Lobster restaurant. His red lobster friends all suffer and boil painfully because they’re all plain looking red boyos. He got lucky. He is blue and therefore he is saved and put in a zoo. Meanwhile his friends are being eaten.

chad lobsters now breeds all the lobster qties in zoo while his incel friends are being eaten by rich bourgeois
fucking brutalised

 

[penis3]

blue colour halo strikes again

 

[balding17yomanletcel]

It is over if you arent blue lobster tbh

 

[Selfahate]

this is what happens when a white person finds a rare animal. if an asian had found it they woulda immediately killed it and sold it as rare voodoo magic blue lobster that grows your 3 inch penis to a whopping 4.5 inches

The white man's empathy shall be his downfall

 

[Achilles]

The white man's empathy shall be his downfall

empatheic whites are dying off leaving only savage barbarian tier whites left