Looksmax is the art of frauding genetics

[appeal]

frame and muscle - roiding
girls: “wow so muscular, do u go gym?”
me: “maybe once every week to 2 if i find time”

eyes - spamming minox
girl: “wow your eyelashes r so long, i wish i had them”
me: “yeah, genetics, you’ll never get them”

bones - (apart from roids) be lean asf
girl: “wow your cheekbones are so good”
me: “yeah, thank my mum”
(little does she know i took illegal DNP)

hair at 80 years old
girl: “you have the best hair genes ever”
me: “yeah i’ve never lost a hair follicle”
little does she know i chemically castrated myself at 19

skin - taz/tret
girl: “wow your skin is perfect”
me: “yeah i scrub my face with 7in1 soap daily”

 

[asdvek]

No roid for your frame bro.

 

[Crisick]

"wow your eyes are beautiful!"
"thanks, all genetics"
little does she know i tore out my eyes and swapped them wit sean opry

 

[asdvek]

Girl: Wowww ur esr is beautiful and maxilla sooo forward

LF3 and OBO

 

[Klasik616]

Looksmaxxing doesn't exist