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Blackoutwhitein (Goalkeeper)
Goalkeeper. Nobody swaps shirts with him at full time. Has a doctor’s note for training. Once saved a penalty lying prone on his goal line.

Gudru (Left back)
Reliable. Overlaps with Arceus down the wing but always tracks back when necessary. Has a sponsorship deal with a major Dutch supermarket.

Pietrosiek (Centre back)
Enforcer. Shouts “fuck off” every time he clears the ball. Refuses to play out from the back. Regularly booked. Fan favourite.

Blackboyo (Centre back)
Highest paid player. Ineligible to play for Switzerland due to passport issues. Blackmails referees. Lethal on the break.

Pex (Right back)
Always offside. Goes missing in big games. Considering a switch to cricket. Only passes to Indian players.

Arceus (Left wing)
World class. Mind games and shithousery. Millions of Instagram followers and his own emoji. Despised by rival fans.

Reptiles (Centre midfield)
Indian Pirlo. Reads the game like a book. Free kick wizard. Requires an interpreter in post-match interviews.

Nibba (Centre midfield)
Club captain. Plays lovely through balls. Wears lifts in his boots. Three match ban for assault outside a nightclub.

Yoyome (Right wing)
Speed merchant. Chases every ball. Loves his mildly racist fan chant and sings it on Snapchat.

Alarico (Centre forward)
Complete player. Ruthless finisher. Future England captain. Drives a Ford Fiesta to stay grounded.

Salludon (Centre forward)
Club legend. Still banging them in at 37. Huge dressing room presence. Young players look up to him.
 
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I am the banksitter
 
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Where am i?
 
wtf is this autism bro
 
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jm10 said:
idk was bored on the bus

@Yoyome99 @Gudru @Pietrosiek @reptiles niggas you made the team
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i understand you. i typed a similar autism thread earlier today but deleted it when it was finished cuz it was too autistic tbh
 
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im the announcer son
 
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Petsmart said:
suck my freedom red coat
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1580580688749
 
I want to be the coach
 
I am the spurs ball boy
If you know you know
 
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Good thread, high quality.
 
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nigga I played football for 12 years tbh ngl
most likely football mog everyone on the site into the oblivion
 
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6ft1 said:
nigga I played football for 12 years tbh ngl
most likely football mog everyone on the site into the oblivion
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sry bro I can’t sign you January transfer deadline was yesterday
 
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6ft1 said:
nigga I played football for 12 years tbh ngl
most likely football mog everyone on the site into the oblivion
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yes bro, be the guy who paints the goallines and shit bro
 
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jm10 said:
sry bro I can’t sign you January transfer deadline was yesterday
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I currently play for my towns youth team but can resign and join as a free agent tbh
 
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6ft1 said:
I currently play for my towns youth team but can resign and join as a free agent tbh
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ok you’re in can you play right back
 
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Imagine making a Looksmax.me football team and not including @badromance jfl.
 
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I should be in here tbh I always talk about my parents ruining my chances of being in a prem academy :lul:
 
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jm10 said:
idk that nigga is he good,
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Yes bro

badromance said:
daily reminder that this is me(6'5 alpha male )


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does this look low T to you ?
IM THE HIGHEST NATURAL T USER HERE
FOOTBALL BOOST T TO OBLIVION
keep crying for me dogs
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badromance said:
YES,football player here !!!!! I train regulary and watch occasionaly.Best sport by far,and the better looking i am,the more confidence i have on the pitch,no wonder all famous persons are looksmaxed,it's such a difference.
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Blackoutwhitein (Goalkeeper)
Goalkeeper. Nobody swaps shirts with him at full time. Has a doctor’s note for training. Once saved a penalty lying prone on his goal line.
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:lul:
 
Bro I am lowkey disgusting at left wing

I will mog lots of niggas

Looksmax vs. Lookism game when
 
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Niggers let me play as a striker my freekicks are 👌👌
 
you better put me on the bench, im fast as fuck boi
 
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jm10 said:
Blackoutwhitein (Goalkeeper)
Goalkeeper. Nobody swaps shirts with him at full time. Has a doctor’s note for training. Once saved a penalty lying prone on his goal line.

Gudru (Left back)
Reliable. Overlaps with Arceus down the wing but always tracks back when necessary. Has a sponsorship deal with a major Dutch supermarket.

Pietrosiek (Centre back)
Enforcer. Shouts “fuck off” every time he clears the ball. Refuses to play out from the back. Regularly booked. Fan favourite.

Blackboyo (Centre back)
Highest paid player. Ineligible to play for Switzerland due to passport issues. Blackmails referees. Lethal on the break.

Pex (Right back)
Always offside. Goes missing in big games. Considering a switch to cricket. Only passes to Indian players.

Arceus (Left wing)
World class. Mind games and shithousery. Millions of Instagram followers and his own emoji. Despised by rival fans.

Reptiles (Centre midfield)
Indian Pirlo. Reads the game like a book. Free kick wizard. Requires an interpreter in post-match interviews.

Nibba (Centre midfield)
Club captain. Plays lovely through balls. Wears lifts in his boots. Three match ban for assault outside a nightclub.

Yoyome (Right wing)
Speed merchant. Chases every ball. Loves his mildly racist fan chant and sings it on Snapchat.

Alarico (Centre forward)
Complete player. Ruthless finisher. Future England captain. Drives a Ford Fiesta to stay grounded.

Salludon (Centre forward)
Club legend. Still banging them in at 37. Huge dressing room presence. Young players look up to him.
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@Ritalincel owns the club amirite
 
jm10 said:
Blackoutwhitein (Goalkeeper)
Goalkeeper. Nobody swaps shirts with him at full time. Has a doctor’s note for training. Once saved a penalty lying prone on his goal line.

Gudru (Left back)
Reliable. Overlaps with Arceus down the wing but always tracks back when necessary. Has a sponsorship deal with a major Dutch supermarket.

Pietrosiek (Centre back)
Enforcer. Shouts “fuck off” every time he clears the ball. Refuses to play out from the back. Regularly booked. Fan favourite.

Blackboyo (Centre back)
Highest paid player. Ineligible to play for Switzerland due to passport issues. Blackmails referees. Lethal on the break.

Pex (Right back)
Always offside. Goes missing in big games. Considering a switch to cricket. Only passes to Indian players.

Arceus (Left wing)
World class. Mind games and shithousery. Millions of Instagram followers and his own emoji. Despised by rival fans.

Reptiles (Centre midfield)
Indian Pirlo. Reads the game like a book. Free kick wizard. Requires an interpreter in post-match interviews.

Nibba (Centre midfield)
Club captain. Plays lovely through balls. Wears lifts in his boots. Three match ban for assault outside a nightclub.

Yoyome (Right wing)
Speed merchant. Chases every ball. Loves his mildly racist fan chant and sings it on Snapchat.

Alarico (Centre forward)
Complete player. Ruthless finisher. Future England captain. Drives a Ford Fiesta to stay grounded.

Salludon (Centre forward)
Club legend. Still banging them in at 37. Huge dressing room presence. Young players look up to him.
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The best football tactic is 41212 not 442
 
I used to play as a centre forward
 
Left out, just like real life
 
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