Looksmax should add a charity box header that stays on every thread

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

A box with a user inside that reads CHARITY CASE.

HANDOUTS WELCOME

PANHANDLER SCUMBAG

THIS IS AS GOOD AS IT GETS

Looksmax users can donate sympathy tokens to him. The tokens can be cashed out for a snatch-at-the-grab bag!

The prizes in the bag are reactions. Such as, "Aww, you thought you would get something valuable"

• An image of someone grabbing their nutsack with a text bubble, "Here's your prize."
• A video clip of Alex visiting a new city on his all-year-round vacation
• The gay fat guy from Youtube who overeats and spreads his ass cheeks
• A link to the rich and famous website so he can admire something he'll never have
• A 10% discount for Looksmax's VIP whatever the fuck that is
• Step-to-step guide on how to fill out a job application

Doesn't matter what the prizes are, the thought counts! We can begin with our first boxed loser, @RawMogger

 

[shia.jihadist]

what the fuck did i just read i did not comprehend a single word

 

[ChadOrDeath]

Inb4 greycels are going to make niggacular rich

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

what the fuck did i just read i did not comprehend a single word

It wasn't for you to comprehend you small-minded subhuman sand critter! Back to the fucking dumpster you go! Clean it good this time, boy.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]