enchanted_elixir
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In a quiet little town nestled in the heart of the Midwest, a man named @ReadBooksEveryday led a hilarious yet miserable life.
He woke up every day at the crack of dawn, ready to dive into the pages of the latest literary masterpiece. His obsession with reading was so intense that he often forgot to eat or sleep, resulting in an emaciated and ghostly appearance. But that didn't deter him from his quest to read every book ever written.
One day, he met two eccentric individuals named @Xangsane and @HarrierDuBois, who had moved into town to start a kombucha brewery.
They had wild and wacky personalities that faired decently with @ReadBooksEveryday's quasi-flamboyant, meek, and introverted demeanor.
Together, they spent their days exploring abandoned libraries and discussing the finer points of obscure literature.
As luck would have it, their adventures brought them in contact with a shady character named @luljankybo. @luljankybo was a notorious book thief specializing in stealing rare and valuable tomes. His aggressive Black side, combined with his intellectual curiosity from his Asian side, didn't make for a good combination for him.
He saw @ReadBooksEveryday as an easy target because he was a weak Jew making up for his weakness with his flamboyancy, and soon hatched a plan to steal his prized book collection.
His pal who was helping him with the robbery, @glo goblin got so horny that he started whipping his cock out and trying to rape @ReadBooksEveryday
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But just as @luljankybo was about to make his move, the true identity of their reclusive and eccentric friend [main character, to be decided] was revealed. [main character] was an avid reader and a master hacker who had created the world's most secure cybersecurity app.
With a few keystrokes, [main character] was able to track down @luljankybo and recover @ReadBooksEveryday's stolen books.
From that day forward, the four formed an unlikely team, using their unique skills and quirks to take on the world's toughest challenges. And so began the adventures of @ReadBooksEveryday, @Xangsane, @HarrierDuBois, and [main character] – the unlikeliest heroes.
If you want to be the main character in Part 2, tag as many people as possible.
He woke up every day at the crack of dawn, ready to dive into the pages of the latest literary masterpiece. His obsession with reading was so intense that he often forgot to eat or sleep, resulting in an emaciated and ghostly appearance. But that didn't deter him from his quest to read every book ever written.
One day, he met two eccentric individuals named @Xangsane and @HarrierDuBois, who had moved into town to start a kombucha brewery.
They had wild and wacky personalities that faired decently with @ReadBooksEveryday's quasi-flamboyant, meek, and introverted demeanor.
Together, they spent their days exploring abandoned libraries and discussing the finer points of obscure literature.
As luck would have it, their adventures brought them in contact with a shady character named @luljankybo. @luljankybo was a notorious book thief specializing in stealing rare and valuable tomes. His aggressive Black side, combined with his intellectual curiosity from his Asian side, didn't make for a good combination for him.
He saw @ReadBooksEveryday as an easy target because he was a weak Jew making up for his weakness with his flamboyancy, and soon hatched a plan to steal his prized book collection.
His pal who was helping him with the robbery, @glo goblin got so horny that he started whipping his cock out and trying to rape @ReadBooksEveryday
WAY TOO HORNY
havent fucked a bitch in weeks cause ive been in another city am so horny i beat my dick 4-5 times a day n its been like that 4 weeks i unironically fantasize about fucking anything i see outside whether it be the grass or a car literal saliva dropping down my mouth as i imagine fucking sand i...
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But just as @luljankybo was about to make his move, the true identity of their reclusive and eccentric friend [main character, to be decided] was revealed. [main character] was an avid reader and a master hacker who had created the world's most secure cybersecurity app.
With a few keystrokes, [main character] was able to track down @luljankybo and recover @ReadBooksEveryday's stolen books.
From that day forward, the four formed an unlikely team, using their unique skills and quirks to take on the world's toughest challenges. And so began the adventures of @ReadBooksEveryday, @Xangsane, @HarrierDuBois, and [main character] – the unlikeliest heroes.
If you want to be the main character in Part 2, tag as many people as possible.
