Looksmaxing advice

[Deleted member 33379]

Here are some great tips!

1. Don’t workout. It increases estrogen.
2. Don’t mew. Mewing is a myth. It doesn’t work and it can actually ruin your face.
3. Bonesmash. Bone smashing is great to create stronger muscles in the face.
4. Switch to a vegan diet. Veganism is environmental friendly and great for humans. Avoid eating meats and animal based productsz
5. Avoid plastic surgery. It’s highly risky and you shouldn’t change your face. You’re perfect as you are.
6. Include lots of sodium and sugar in your diet. It will help your skin look glowing.
7. Sleep no more than 5 hours a night.
8. Make sure you tan in the sun really long to create golden colored skin!
9. Masturbate. It’s perfectly healthy and masculine to masturbate. It makes one skin looks glowing.

 

[graysen]

real bro i did this and i now have hundreds of orbiters at my school and the vegan diet made me grow 3 inches of height in 2 months i think lettuce produces natural hgh

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

2. Don’t mew. Mewing is a myth. It doesn’t work and it can actually ruin your face.
no bhai you should absolutely mew, it works
8. Make sure you tan in the sun really long to create golden colored skin!

sun is bad and you should use sunscreen everytime you go out


rest is all true

 

[lowerthirdking]

seems like your taking your own advises

 

[Deleted member 33379]

sun is bad and you should use sunscreen everytime you go out


rest is all true

Yeah but only if the sunscreen is benzene based. Mineral based sunscreen is toxic and makes the face age faster