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Listen up, looksmaxxers. You’ve spent thousands on peptides, skincare routines, and gym supplements… but here’s the brutal truth: Your face isn’t going to fix itself.” [Cut to montage of flawless Instagram models] Narrator: “While you’re out here chasing that perfect jawline, flawless skin, and that nose — guess what? Genetics don’t give refunds. Sorry to break it to you.” [Cut back to guy applying 20 different serums] Narrator: “CJC-1295? Ipamorelin? MK-677? BPC-157? Congrats, you just injected a cocktail of hope… but the only thing you’re growing is your bank’s profit margin.” [Cut to someone flexing awkwardly in the gym mirror] Narrator: “Yeah, you might get some gains, maybe a little height if you’re lucky, but that money shot? Still gonna be ‘meh.’” [Zoom in on a very average face] Narrator: “The harsh truth? Looksmaxxing isn’t a cheat code — it’s a lifestyle of denial.” [Text on screen]: “Accept your face. Embrace your flaws. Or don’t. But stop wasting your weekends crying over forehead wrinkles.”
 
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Listen up, looksmaxxers. You’ve spent thousands on peptides, skincare routines, and gym supplements… but here’s the brutal truth: Your face isn’t going to fix itself.” [Cut to montage of flawless Instagram models] Narrator: “While you’re out here chasing that perfect jawline, flawless skin, and that nose — guess what? Genetics don’t give refunds. Sorry to break it to you.” [Cut back to guy applying 20 different serums] Narrator: “CJC-1295? Ipamorelin? MK-677? BPC-157? Congrats, you just injected a cocktail of hope… but the only thing you’re growing is your bank’s profit margin.” [Cut to someone flexing awkwardly in the gym mirror] Narrator: “Yeah, you might get some gains, maybe a little height if you’re lucky, but that money shot? Still gonna be ‘meh.’” [Zoom in on a very average face] Narrator: “The harsh truth? Looksmaxxing isn’t a cheat code — it’s a lifestyle of denial.” [Text on screen]: “Accept your face. Embrace your flaws. Or don’t. But stop wasting your weekends crying over forehead wrinkles.”
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Listen up, looksmaxxers. You’ve spent thousands on peptides, skincare routines, and gym supplements… but here’s the brutal truth: Your face isn’t going to fix itself.” [Cut to montage of flawless Instagram models] Narrator: “While you’re out here chasing that perfect jawline, flawless skin, and that nose — guess what? Genetics don’t give refunds. Sorry to break it to you.” [Cut back to guy applying 20 different serums] Narrator: “CJC-1295? Ipamorelin? MK-677? BPC-157? Congrats, you just injected a cocktail of hope… but the only thing you’re growing is your bank’s profit margin.” [Cut to someone flexing awkwardly in the gym mirror] Narrator: “Yeah, you might get some gains, maybe a little height if you’re lucky, but that money shot? Still gonna be ‘meh.’” [Zoom in on a very average face] Narrator: “The harsh truth? Looksmaxxing isn’t a cheat code — it’s a lifestyle of denial.” [Text on screen]: “Accept your face. Embrace your flaws. Or don’t. But stop wasting your weekends crying over forehead wrinkles.”
thousands? fucking retard holy chat gpt.:feelshmm:
 
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Listen up, looksmaxxers. You’ve spent thousands on peptides, skincare routines, and gym supplements… but here’s the brutal truth: Your face isn’t going to fix itself.” [Cut to montage of flawless Instagram models] Narrator: “While you’re out here chasing that perfect jawline, flawless skin, and that nose — guess what? Genetics don’t give refunds. Sorry to break it to you.” [Cut back to guy applying 20 different serums] Narrator: “CJC-1295? Ipamorelin? MK-677? BPC-157? Congrats, you just injected a cocktail of hope… but the only thing you’re growing is your bank’s profit margin.” [Cut to someone flexing awkwardly in the gym mirror] Narrator: “Yeah, you might get some gains, maybe a little height if you’re lucky, but that money shot? Still gonna be ‘meh.’” [Zoom in on a very average face] Narrator: “The harsh truth? Looksmaxxing isn’t a cheat code — it’s a lifestyle of denial.” [Text on screen]: “Accept your face. Embrace your flaws. Or don’t. But stop wasting your weekends crying over forehead wrinkles.”
Dnr but if ur in puperty looksmaxing will do wonders
 

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