FilthyCasual
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Another day, another gay, as they say. Lowkey almost got depressed today, got more matches with some baddies i'm telling you like 8's, when i saw she lives 60 miles away i almost cried, this girl, she cute af https://gyazo.com/57c3a1eac74207b19451424d7261ef96.
Gonna tell you guys couple of conversations again.
Girl 1: https://gyazo.com/8634341c2cc320949797cfa6ffe47005
Me: I'm new to this tinder, does this mean we're getting married (I know this is my classic pick up line. <---- this part wasnt in the message)
Her: I think so. Hello my future husband
Me: I'm not very religious, but i think god just answered my prayers (this is 100% cringe. No need to mention it in comments ik.) and she hearted that comment actually
Me: And lego batman was the best lego game of all of them (Her bio said "if you play lego games and watch netflix ur man of my dreams".)
Her: i think harry potter was better, but batman was good too
Me: do you play any other games nowadays
Her: Not really, maybe a bit of sly cooper and the lego games. Dont really like anything else
Me: Yeah those are the classics
Me: Well anyways, whats ur snap, i don't like talking on tinder
Her: I'm sorry i dont give anyone my snap or phone number, i'm on tinder just for fun
Me: Get the fuck off this app u fucking dumbass whore (I didnt actually say that but almost did. I just stopped messaging her)
One thing i don't get is why would u match with me in the first place then, talk about fuck girls.
Girl 2: I know she lowkey fat i'm just tryna hit it and quit it. https://gyazo.com/7069d17f922758b06eabd8e2750aa24c
Me: I think you owe me a drink
Her: why is that?
Me: because i dropped my own when i saw you
Her: damn that was smooth
Her: Sure i'll buy you one.
Me: Sounds good. Whats ur snap?
Her: snapchat....
This is how every tinder match should be, none of that idk, none of that possibly and none of that left on read shit.
Now the 8 i got like an hour ago so they havent responded yet, honestly i don't know if they will.
Anyways here is a picture of her: https://gyazo.com/9d682e58373df559e768061baafdcfc3
thicc af ik.
Thats all for today, its gonna get tight, hopefully she is available this weekend. I swear to god i would unleash the demon that lives inside my dick.
Cya tomorrow around this time peace.
Gonna tell you guys couple of conversations again.
Girl 1: https://gyazo.com/8634341c2cc320949797cfa6ffe47005
Me: I'm new to this tinder, does this mean we're getting married (I know this is my classic pick up line. <---- this part wasnt in the message)
Her: I think so. Hello my future husband
Me: I'm not very religious, but i think god just answered my prayers (this is 100% cringe. No need to mention it in comments ik.) and she hearted that comment actually
Me: And lego batman was the best lego game of all of them (Her bio said "if you play lego games and watch netflix ur man of my dreams".)
Her: i think harry potter was better, but batman was good too
Me: do you play any other games nowadays
Her: Not really, maybe a bit of sly cooper and the lego games. Dont really like anything else
Me: Yeah those are the classics
Me: Well anyways, whats ur snap, i don't like talking on tinder
Her: I'm sorry i dont give anyone my snap or phone number, i'm on tinder just for fun
Me: Get the fuck off this app u fucking dumbass whore (I didnt actually say that but almost did. I just stopped messaging her)
One thing i don't get is why would u match with me in the first place then, talk about fuck girls.
Girl 2: I know she lowkey fat i'm just tryna hit it and quit it. https://gyazo.com/7069d17f922758b06eabd8e2750aa24c
Me: I think you owe me a drink
Her: why is that?
Me: because i dropped my own when i saw you
Her: damn that was smooth
Her: Sure i'll buy you one.
Me: Sounds good. Whats ur snap?
Her: snapchat....
This is how every tinder match should be, none of that idk, none of that possibly and none of that left on read shit.
Now the 8 i got like an hour ago so they havent responded yet, honestly i don't know if they will.
Anyways here is a picture of her: https://gyazo.com/9d682e58373df559e768061baafdcfc3
thicc af ik.
Thats all for today, its gonna get tight, hopefully she is available this weekend. I swear to god i would unleash the demon that lives inside my dick.
Cya tomorrow around this time peace.