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FilthyCasual
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Welcome back bois, we're almost at the finish line. Before i update on whats going on, yall need to actually realise what an average female looks like.
Saw a dude that said if he saw this girl ( https://gyazo.com/57c3a1eac74207b19451424d7261ef96 ) in public he would reject her and he has "Low standards" bruh. You have been looking too much porn, women don't like plastic barbie dolls, get a fucking grip.
Anyways here, i matched with this girl today ( https://gyazo.com/7cbc176ff47cb30eb07eb274a1fe13b5 ) and fuck off with your "oh this girl is vomit tier", she is fucking dead average. Conversation went like this
Me: I think you owe me a drink
Her:
Why?
Me: because i dropped mine when i saw you
Her:
I'm sorry, i guess i have to buy you a drink
Me: Sounds good. Whats your snap, i don't like talking on tinder
Her: Yeah my snap is X
So after i got her snap i snapped her the basic loadout (What she likes do you, what she likes to eat, hobbies etc..)
We snapped for like 30 mins then i said "what do you have planned for tonight?" she said "Nothing much, you?"
i said "i'm just going to the gym, nothing after, we should chill in the evening".
She said "sure i'm free". Just like that bois i got a date booked the same fucking day.
and whats better i told her lets go for a walk in the park so i fucking know its not just for free food
The date comes, she asks when does your bus leave to here (Where she lives)
I said i'm skating there (i have an electric skateboard that goes like 30 mph no cap)
She said thats cool alright i'm leaving now
I got there i hugged her and she said "wow your so tall" (I'm 6"6) i said "thats a sign you've been on tinder too long, if you don't believe they're as tall as they say" she laughed. We went to the park and just sat on the bench, we talked for like 3 hours. 2 hour in i was like bruh i gotta make a move, so i say lets play truth or dare
She says sure and picks truth, i ask whats something you don't wanna tell your parents, she says that she smokes weed. She asked me alot of question and i asked her , to keep this short i'll skip it.
Then finallly she picks dare, and i tell her, give me a kiss, she does and we kiss for like a minute. I tell her alright lets head out and we leave. On the way back from the park i ask her "whatchu doing tomorrow evening?" she says "i'm going out with friends for a ride" i'm like fk i fucked it, but then she says "but i'm free saturday, what are you planning?" i tell her we could watch The heist (netflix series that her friends suggested she should watch, and we talked a bit about it.) She says "yeah sure, i'm free saturday". I hug her goodbye and that's where we leave off bois. I gotta clean my place. I don't even have a tv i only have like a 24 inch monitor. Now i just gotta learn how to escalate into kissing and into fucking, gonna watch like a billion videos tomorrow.
TL DR matched with a girl, asked her on date same day, kissed her on date, asked her to netflix&chill and she said yes, saturday.
Thank you for reading. I'll update tomorrow same time, even though tomorrow there's nothing really happening.
(I'm still gonna talk to matches if they cute and near me tho)
Saw a dude that said if he saw this girl ( https://gyazo.com/57c3a1eac74207b19451424d7261ef96 ) in public he would reject her and he has "Low standards" bruh. You have been looking too much porn, women don't like plastic barbie dolls, get a fucking grip.
Anyways here, i matched with this girl today ( https://gyazo.com/7cbc176ff47cb30eb07eb274a1fe13b5 ) and fuck off with your "oh this girl is vomit tier", she is fucking dead average. Conversation went like this
Me: I think you owe me a drink
Her:
![Flushed face :flushed: 😳](https://cdnjs.cloudflare.com/ajax/libs/twemoji/14.0.2/72x72/1f633.png)
Me: because i dropped mine when i saw you
Her:
![Pleading face :pleading_face: 🥺](https://cdnjs.cloudflare.com/ajax/libs/twemoji/14.0.2/72x72/1f97a.png)
Me: Sounds good. Whats your snap, i don't like talking on tinder
Her: Yeah my snap is X
So after i got her snap i snapped her the basic loadout (What she likes do you, what she likes to eat, hobbies etc..)
We snapped for like 30 mins then i said "what do you have planned for tonight?" she said "Nothing much, you?"
i said "i'm just going to the gym, nothing after, we should chill in the evening".
She said "sure i'm free". Just like that bois i got a date booked the same fucking day.
and whats better i told her lets go for a walk in the park so i fucking know its not just for free food
The date comes, she asks when does your bus leave to here (Where she lives)
I said i'm skating there (i have an electric skateboard that goes like 30 mph no cap)
She said thats cool alright i'm leaving now
I got there i hugged her and she said "wow your so tall" (I'm 6"6) i said "thats a sign you've been on tinder too long, if you don't believe they're as tall as they say" she laughed. We went to the park and just sat on the bench, we talked for like 3 hours. 2 hour in i was like bruh i gotta make a move, so i say lets play truth or dare
She says sure and picks truth, i ask whats something you don't wanna tell your parents, she says that she smokes weed. She asked me alot of question and i asked her , to keep this short i'll skip it.
Then finallly she picks dare, and i tell her, give me a kiss, she does and we kiss for like a minute. I tell her alright lets head out and we leave. On the way back from the park i ask her "whatchu doing tomorrow evening?" she says "i'm going out with friends for a ride" i'm like fk i fucked it, but then she says "but i'm free saturday, what are you planning?" i tell her we could watch The heist (netflix series that her friends suggested she should watch, and we talked a bit about it.) She says "yeah sure, i'm free saturday". I hug her goodbye and that's where we leave off bois. I gotta clean my place. I don't even have a tv i only have like a 24 inch monitor. Now i just gotta learn how to escalate into kissing and into fucking, gonna watch like a billion videos tomorrow.
TL DR matched with a girl, asked her on date same day, kissed her on date, asked her to netflix&chill and she said yes, saturday.
Thank you for reading. I'll update tomorrow same time, even though tomorrow there's nothing really happening.
(I'm still gonna talk to matches if they cute and near me tho)