Love is only for people who look like Dicaprio

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Watching a Dicaprio marathon on Netflix



Fuck anyone's life who isn't handsome and 6ft+
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Dicaprios me
 
Dicaprios me
Man he looks so good on screen. The hot female leads just fall in love with him so easy

He has romance on tap with this face and height
 
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Because he has a better midface
 
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Gatsby is a betabuxing cuck and Daisy is a manipulative gold digger. They shouldn’t have hired Dicaprio as the protagonist.
 
Because he has a better midface
Why would a woman love a horsefsced fucker

They'd rather play with their dildo, so at least they dont have to look an ugly nose
 
Why would a woman love a horsefsced fucker

They'd rather play with their dildo, so at least they dont have to look an ugly nose
Stay in your fucking lane your midface is even longer than me Muhammed
 
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Gatsby is a betabuxing cuck and Daisy is a manipulative gold digger. They shouldn’t have hired Dicaprio as the protagonist.

Using money to get women was fair enough 100 years ago (book/movie set in 1920s) where women had no real job opportunities.

She is 10000x more feminine than most women today
Stay in your fucking lane your midface is even longer than me Muhammed
I'm talking about myself idiot
 
Why would a woman love a horsefsced fucker

They'd rather play with their dildo, so at least they dont have to look an ugly nose
Cope. A goodlooking guy with a long midface would still slay and get love regardless. What failos you is your eye area not your midface (your IPD is wide enough to compensate for your long nose)
 
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Cope. A goodlooking guy with a long midface would still slay and get love regardless. What failos you is your eye area not your midface (your IPD is wide enough to compensate for your long nose)

I think I really need to PFL fraud like you talked about in your thread

Then with brow ridge, ,upper/under eyelid fat grafting, chin/jaw/cheekbone implants I could look ok

Then there's the issue of being a weak 5'9, small frame and underwhelming penor size.

It never ends
 
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Pittpill debunked...


Also Leonardo di caprio was victim to rampant pedophilia as a child actor, you don’t wanna be that niggga, @Gorilla knows
 
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I think I really need to PFL fraud like you talked about in your thread

Then with brow ridge, ,upper/under eyelid fat grafting, chin/jaw/cheekbone implants I could look ok

Then there's the issue of being a weak 5'9, small frame and underwhelming penor size.

It never ends
There is an osteotomy you can get that can expand your PFL by 3-5+ mm where they cut the latorbital w/ the lateral canthus attached and expand it by a few mm. the globe follows this movement providing both IPD and PFL change.
 
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There is an osteotomy you can get that can expand your PFL by 3-5+ mm where they cut the latorbital w/ the lateral canthus attached and expand it by a few mm. the globe follows this movement providing both IPD and PFL change.
Make thread reptilian friend
 
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Hate to burst ur bubble but..
 

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