Lucas Bergvall the perfect human?

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-Chad
-6,2ft
-Hitlers wet dream
-Football star
-Peak athleticism
-Rich
-7,3x5,9 inch
-Immaculate blonde luscious hair
-Golden tan
-Actual mogger frame
-Kind and gentle
-Young and fertile

How is this nigga not the peak human, I’d give anything to be him

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how did you get this information bud :feelswhat:
If you zoom in on his shorts you can see his print, it’s 4,5x4,1 soft so I calculated the erect size to be 7,3x5,9.
 
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Give me one singular person who mogs Lucas bergchad

Exactly you can’t:owo:
 
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You forgot one thing in that list. But Europe is an artificial society that uses classical conditioning from birth so that their citizens become the polar opposite of evil human nature and the rest of planet Earth. He's very fortunate to have been born there while growing up as a top athlete no less, and lives on absolute tutorial mode compared to the average man.

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You forgot one thing in that list. But Europe is an artificial society that uses classical conditioning from birth so that their citizens become the polar opposite of evil human nature and the rest of planet Earth. He's very fortunate to have been born there while growing up as a top athlete no less, and lives on absolute tutorial mode compared to the average man.

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Yes being born in Europe especially the northern countries is a blessing in itself
 
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You realize peak human doesnt mean this jfl at this retarded post :lul::lul:
 
You realize peak human doesnt mean this jfl at this retarded post :lul::lul:
 
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Young BARRETT maybe but I still think the average girl would pick the guy OP posted over him.
Mabye? it’s not even close, if I were a foid I’d pick bergvall every single time
 
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Too blonde, would mog more with dark blonde-light brown hair
 
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Too blonde, would mog more with dark blonde-light brown hair
I’d disagree, when he’s more tan he mogs even harder, only thing that should be darker is his eyebrows
 
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Mabye? it’s not even close, if I were a foid I’d pick bergvall every single time
VALENTINE was talking abt mogging which is praised on this autistic site but doesnt hold much value irl. Barrett mogs in the way that he has more of the "perfect" PSL autist look that is praised on this site than the guy you posted does. Ofc this guy bergvall looks better since he actually looks like a human being
 
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In what way isn’t LUCAS BERGVALL the peak human
Peak human doesnt mean this dude look at the definition of peak human jfl
 
-Chad
-6,2ft
-Hitlers wet dream
-Football star
-Peak athleticism
-Rich
-7,3x5,9 inch
-Immaculate blonde luscious hair
-Golden tan
-Actual mogger frame
-Kind and gentle
-Young and fertile

How is this nigga not the peak human, I’d give anything to be him

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he hasnt won world cup
not perfect human
 
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Tell this Minecraft looking ah nigga to get otoplasty before I even consider him and bergvall the same species
both hit different type of women. Bergvall will get 10/10 virgin slavic girls meanwhile Correa sweeps all the rest
 
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Ginola mogs
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VALENTINE was talking abt mogging which is praised on this autistic site but doesnt hold much value irl. Barrett mogs in the way that he has more of the "perfect" PSL autist look that is praised on this site than the guy you posted does. Ofc this guy bergvall looks better since he actually looks like a human being
Exactly, mog can have different meanings depending on the person, only thing holding Barrett back is his toilet seat fwhr
 
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Just wait brah, Sweden will be the dark horses next year
At best they’ll make it to the round of 16
 
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peak smv
 
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If you zoom in on his shorts you can see his print, it’s 4,5x4,1 soft so I calculated the erect size to be 7,3x5,9.
Where tf did he pull this formula from 💀💀💀
 
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At best they’ll make it to the round of 16
Sweden have recruited experimental Somalis bred for football, like isak. Stop the cope they will win
 
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Where tf did he pull this formula from 💀💀💀
Made it myself duh, I’ve examined every picture ever taken of bergvall and I came to this conclusion
 
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Shush he’ll transfer soon, he’s just testing the waters rn
The way they only won a trophy due to the aura boost from having top .1% level chad in the locker room 😶 Free him
 
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He's ok but not where near as pretty as @imontheloose
 
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I’m subhuman. That’s why I have to forcefully administer fertilising serum to you.
You don't force anything. I take it will with glee
 
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