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Funniest thing happened today.
We were having lunch after morning therapy session, and it was me, a white, jacked as fuck, 152cm manlet, and this like 45-50yr old, tall, thin white guy who's not crazy but for sone reason has to be here so he doesn't go to jail cos he used to be an asset manager and robbed a bunch of money when his firm was going broke,or some shit (tbf he doesn't explain it clearly, so I could have said that all wrong).
We were eating and this old dude has slightly posh accent and manlet said yeah if I was 20cm taller I'd be married and living in Costa del sol running a bar, and I said if I had lighter skin I'd be married to a thick noodle with good hygiene and living in LA or San Fran.
Basically suggesting this guy is a fuck up why is he here if he's white and tall.
And this dead ass white dude goes well if you were 20cm taller ud still have no marketable skills and either working behind a bar or at maccas, and if u were lighter skinned ud still look like a drug dealer or a terrorist, and u just look painted anyway cos after ur knee and elbows and neck ur same colour as me (I'm wearing shorts and a singlet).
So the manlet is eating this fucking cake like with million little layers, walks over to the white cel, and smashes the cake in his face, and keeps running it all into his mouth, saying no u tall mother fucker I'd be working in a bakery, feeding fuckers like u ur fucking cake!
We were having lunch after morning therapy session, and it was me, a white, jacked as fuck, 152cm manlet, and this like 45-50yr old, tall, thin white guy who's not crazy but for sone reason has to be here so he doesn't go to jail cos he used to be an asset manager and robbed a bunch of money when his firm was going broke,or some shit (tbf he doesn't explain it clearly, so I could have said that all wrong).
We were eating and this old dude has slightly posh accent and manlet said yeah if I was 20cm taller I'd be married and living in Costa del sol running a bar, and I said if I had lighter skin I'd be married to a thick noodle with good hygiene and living in LA or San Fran.
Basically suggesting this guy is a fuck up why is he here if he's white and tall.
And this dead ass white dude goes well if you were 20cm taller ud still have no marketable skills and either working behind a bar or at maccas, and if u were lighter skinned ud still look like a drug dealer or a terrorist, and u just look painted anyway cos after ur knee and elbows and neck ur same colour as me (I'm wearing shorts and a singlet).
So the manlet is eating this fucking cake like with million little layers, walks over to the white cel, and smashes the cake in his face, and keeps running it all into his mouth, saying no u tall mother fucker I'd be working in a bakery, feeding fuckers like u ur fucking cake!