Magical Apples, LandcasteR, and Lefty, where have you all been?

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@magical apples @LancasteR @Lefty Rankin

I had an odd vision the other night involving you, Lefty.

You were back in China walking a dirty road they call their state-of-the-art future way of travel for all people on earth. You were talking to your phone. I assumed you were making video content to share with this forum and Youtube. You kept asking about the noise you were hearing. It was loud thumps and an ear-stabbing shriek. Like something in agony. You stopped and said, "Sounds like it's getting closer, guys." Suddenly, a giant dragon appeared behind you! You said, "The good golly molly is a dragon doing here?" You ran for safety and grabbed an elderly man and used him as a body shield. The dragon approached. But something was odd with this one. It didn't spit fire but was grunting. A huge splatter of shit came from its backside and quickly flooded the area. I saw tiny black specks in the far distance. The locals ran for their lives, but you stayed, saying, "I bet I can get at least a million views with this." You kept filming. The black specks became larger... and larger... finally, they manifested into men—curries. They must have been running from India, and fast! They were carrying buckets. They had panic in their faces. They started scooping the dragon's diarrhea up as if it were priceless treasure. I awoke disgusted and ashamed of India.
 
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I will never go to India. India sucks. I will certainly go to China again, though not any time soon. 104% tariffs are gonna make them hate Americans too much. I was there for the last trade war and it was almost too much. Hopefully Communism will end in China one day.

The dragon you saw was the Chinese people under communism.
 
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I will never go to India. India sucks. I will certainly go to China again, though not any time soon. 104% tariffs are gonna make them hate Americans too much. I was there for the last trade war and it was almost too much. Hopefully Communism will end in China one day.

The dragon you saw was the Chinese people under communism.
The tariffs would be pebbles we're humming at the CCP. Of course, they're throwing their own back. However, we're also living rent-free inside their heads with the "egg" metaphor. They have no idea we're drowning in chickens. There are so fucking many of them! Esp where I live. You can purchase the chicks along the highway or at flea markets for two to three a chick. So eggs, no problem. But the metaphor, priceless.

The CCP counted eggs before they hatched.

By letting them raise tariffs against us by 60-80-90%, they'll start counting new unhatched eggs. We'll then back off our tariffs against them. But they won't! They have habit of depending on the eggs they count. This will show the world how greedy the criminal empire is. I speculate that what we're trying to do is get them to throw the first physical punch. If we can push them into panic mode, ugh. The sky's the limit.

Noticed how the dragon is shitting itself in the subject metaphor?
 
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The dragon you saw was the Chinese people under communism.
We're trying to stop that. Those folks are frightened of their government. Everytime I hear about someone using TikTik, I feel like throwing up. It's sick. And when someone orders from Temu, it makes me sad. I know how they treat their workers. Its not right. The CCP must end.
 
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We're trying to stop that. Those folks are frightened of their government. Everytime I hear about someone using TikTik, I feel like throwing up. It's sick. And when someone orders from Temu, it makes me sad. I know how they treat their workers. Its not right. The CCP must end.
A lot of angry ghetto folks that can't order cheap crap online anymore.

"I wanted to give Trump a chance but he fuckin shit up!"

A blackard said that to me this morning. All because he can't buy useless junk no more the president's "failure".
 
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The tariffs would be pebbles we're humming at the CCP. Of course, they're throwing their own back. However, we're also living rent-free inside their heads with the "egg" metaphor. They have no idea we're drowning in chickens. There are so fucking many of them! Esp where I live. You can purchase the chicks along the highway or at flea markets for two to three a chick. So eggs, no problem. But the metaphor, priceless.

The CCP counted eggs before they hatched.

By letting them raise tariffs against us by 60-80-90%, they'll start counting new unhatched eggs. We'll then back off our tariffs against them. But they won't! They have habit of depending on the eggs they count. This will show the world how greedy the criminal empire is. I speculate that what we're trying to do is get them to throw the first physical punch. If we can push them into panic mode, ugh. The sky's the limit.

Noticed how the dragon is shitting itself in the subject metaphor?
If we really want them to throw the first punch we'd be sending envoys to Taiwan. I don't think they want that that. Or rather, our intelligence knows that no matter what China will never throw the first punch.
 
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A lot of angry ghetto folks that can't order cheap crap online anymore.

"I wanted to give Trump a chance but he fuckin shit up!"

A blackard said that to me this morning. All because he can't buy useless junk no more the president's "failure".
Motherfucker ain't giving anyone a chance in DC. They do as they please.

If we really want them to throw the first punch we'd be sending envoys to Taiwan. I don't think they want that that. Or rather, our intelligence knows that no matter what China will never throw the first punch.
We lost fighting them twice, Korea and Vietnam. Both times, we had more powerful weapons than they did. Not many people know, but China funded both of those resistances against our military attempting to install bases on their border. Those men didn't need high tech weapons to whip our asses. Though we do need them. And that worries me when this shit hits the fan.
 
Motherfucker ain't giving anyone a chance in DC. They do as they please.


We lost fighting them twice, Korea and Vietnam. Both times, we had more powerful weapons than they did. Not many people know, but China funded both of those resistances against our military attempting to install bases on their border. Those men didn't need high tech weapons to whip our asses. Though we do need them. And that worries me when this shit hits the fan.
We didn't lose the Vietnam war. Saigon fell three years after we pulled out all our troops besides a handful of Marines guarding our embassy. The war was fought to stop the communist advance across the entire SEA peninsula, and possibly Australia. Intelligence foresaw that if Thailand had fallen the peninsula, backed by the Chinese and Soviets, would have been able to take Australia. And then the crucial waterways between them would have been under communist control. We would have lost a hell of a lot of money.

By the time we pulled out both Thailand and AU were strong enough to keep that from happening.

We achieved our primary objective which was keeping that bit of ocean safe. Keeping the Vietnamese people free was just a farce.
 
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