
BigJimsWornOutTires
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@magical apples @LancasteR @Lefty Rankin
I had an odd vision the other night involving you, Lefty.
You were back in China walking a dirty road they call their state-of-the-art future way of travel for all people on earth. You were talking to your phone. I assumed you were making video content to share with this forum and Youtube. You kept asking about the noise you were hearing. It was loud thumps and an ear-stabbing shriek. Like something in agony. You stopped and said, "Sounds like it's getting closer, guys." Suddenly, a giant dragon appeared behind you! You said, "The good golly molly is a dragon doing here?" You ran for safety and grabbed an elderly man and used him as a body shield. The dragon approached. But something was odd with this one. It didn't spit fire but was grunting. A huge splatter of shit came from its backside and quickly flooded the area. I saw tiny black specks in the far distance. The locals ran for their lives, but you stayed, saying, "I bet I can get at least a million views with this." You kept filming. The black specks became larger... and larger... finally, they manifested into men—curries. They must have been running from India, and fast! They were carrying buckets. They had panic in their faces. They started scooping the dragon's diarrhea up as if it were priceless treasure. I awoke disgusted and ashamed of India.
I had an odd vision the other night involving you, Lefty.
You were back in China walking a dirty road they call their state-of-the-art future way of travel for all people on earth. You were talking to your phone. I assumed you were making video content to share with this forum and Youtube. You kept asking about the noise you were hearing. It was loud thumps and an ear-stabbing shriek. Like something in agony. You stopped and said, "Sounds like it's getting closer, guys." Suddenly, a giant dragon appeared behind you! You said, "The good golly molly is a dragon doing here?" You ran for safety and grabbed an elderly man and used him as a body shield. The dragon approached. But something was odd with this one. It didn't spit fire but was grunting. A huge splatter of shit came from its backside and quickly flooded the area. I saw tiny black specks in the far distance. The locals ran for their lives, but you stayed, saying, "I bet I can get at least a million views with this." You kept filming. The black specks became larger... and larger... finally, they manifested into men—curries. They must have been running from India, and fast! They were carrying buckets. They had panic in their faces. They started scooping the dragon's diarrhea up as if it were priceless treasure. I awoke disgusted and ashamed of India.