Making bitchass bread is a talent!

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Years back, I made wine. But today, I forgot about the temperature for the yeast to thrive. But shit, if you can master bread and pastries, mark that on your dating profile and watch them bomb your inbox.
 
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A woman in heat is one thing. But a woman in heat with a hot, fresh, tasty pastry shoved in her mouth, ugh, damn! Watch how fast she loses her clothes and comes smacking her lips for the dick.
 
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you remind me of the character rorsach man, I do like reading ur posts tho they actually have some merit to them sometimes when you are not talking about BREAD.
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you remind me of the character rorsach man, I do like reading ur posts tho they actually have some merit to them sometimes when you are not talking about BREAD.
Rorschach (character) - Wikipedia
I've never heard him in The Watchmen talk about shoving his freshly made, hot, sweet, and tasty pastry into Sally Jupiter's mouth.
 
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A woman in heat is one thing. But a woman in heat with a hot, fresh, tasty pastry shoved in her mouth, ugh, damn! Watch how fast she loses her clothes and comes smacking her lips for the dick.
Many won’t believe it, but most women love big buns too.
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I've never heard him in The Watchmen talk about shoving his freshly made, hot, sweet, and tasty pastry into Sally Jupiter's mouth.
yeah its what he fantasizes about when hes not trying to stop ozymandias.
 
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Bro why do u keep bullying @forevergymcelling ? Leave the boy alone
 
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Many won’t believe it, but most women love big buns too.
buns GIF
Cooking is a talent. Although women too can cook... somewhat. But pastries, homemade pretzels, danishes, etc... takes too much time. Women like it fast.

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Bro why do u keep bullying @forevergymcelling ? Leave the boy alone
Alright, note to self: back off from asdvek's boyfriend.

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Why is SHE not making me bread?
 
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Why is SHE not making me bread?
Not only time-consuming, but you have to not kill the yeast. That requires the usage of a thermometer. Then you have to knead that shit and let it rest and rise. Ugh, some women can pull it off. But many, esp younger ones, forget about it.
 
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Not only time-consuming, but you have to not kill the yeast. That requires the usage of a thermometer. Then you have to knead that shit and let it rest and rise. Ugh, some women can pull it off. But many, esp younger ones, forget about it.
Maybe if they didn’t kill the yeast it’d be more relatable to foids
 
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Maybe if they didn’t kill the yeast it’d be more relatable to foids
It was a success. The first run came out as danishes. But the second batch, theme park cinnamon buttered pretzels.

The yeast cried out during the process, I heard them in harmony! They said, "Why use our farts when you could turn our shit, piss, and vomit into potent alcohol?" Ah, yes, brewing alcohol is crying out for a comeback.
 
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A woman in heat is one thing. But a woman in heat with a hot, fresh, tasty pastry shoved in her mouth, ugh, damn! Watch how fast she loses her clothes and comes smacking her lips for the dick.
can you either post or send me the pastry recipe PLEASE.
 
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can you either post or send me the pastry recipe PLEASE.
You have to watch a video about running them in a baking soda bath. Some people warm the mixture and run the pretzel through with a spatula, while others string it through and then arrange it into the pretzel shape later. But I advise you to boil the water, and watch the baking soda foam, it will go over and make a mess. Allow each one to sit inside the pot for 30-45 seconds on a spatula. Make sure to dry them before popping those bitches on a parchment-covered pan.
 
You have to watch a video about running them in a baking soda bath. Some people warm the mixture and run the pretzel through with a spatula, while others string it through and then arrange it into the pretzel shape later. But I advise you to boil the water, and watch the baking soda foam, it will go over and make a mess. Allow each one to sit inside the pot for 30-45 seconds on a spatula. Make sure to dry them before popping those bitches on a parchment-covered pan.
thanks man I appreciate it
 
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