Making breakfast is a crime these days

[vermillioncorefan]

My mom just woke up and said “are you cooking something!” And now she’s harassing me and it’s only 5:00 am

 

[Deleted member 72551]

you need to make a suspicious stew and poison her so she never asks you for breakfast again

 

[asdvek]

why are u up at 5 am, david goggins type shit

 

[vermillioncorefan]

why are u up at 5 am, david goggins type shit

“Early bird gets the worm typa shit” - dude who face fucked my girl sloppy and came twice then she told me his cock was bigger

 

[blimp]

it’s only 5:00 am

Only? It 5:00 go to sleep

 

[Deleted member 83716]

I felt this shit onna spiritual level

 

[Daddy's Home]

t’s only 5:00 am

 

[Deleted member 43829]

My mom just woke up and said “are you cooking something!” And now she’s harassing me and it’s only 5:00 am

holy fucking shit i hate when my mum does this, like it’s 5am and i’m frying eggs ofc im fucking cooking something dumb bitch