Making your dick cube-shaped

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If your penis is too short but already have good girth, you can get a bathmate and work on your girth a ton, which will make your dick more and more cube-shaped. This will shock girls who get down with you, a penis that is shaped like a literal cube? Ok so here is the guide: when measuring girth vs length, pi will be factored in because when you measure girth, you are basically measuring a circle roughly, so here are the dimensions you need for a literal cube shape:

A x A*pi

For instance, 4 inches length and ~12.566 inches girth
 
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bro what
 
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This is why you dont take drugs
 
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i think OP is the king of autism
 
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what? jfl bro
 
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So here's the guide:

Apply a mathematical constant to the size if your penis

nice guide bro
 
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You heard it here boys, just MinecraftDickMaxxx

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JFL if you aren’t cubemaxxing in 2020
 
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here i am, 3am on the hospital bed
reading fucking cube dick calculus
 
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My dick is 8 inches long how wide would it need to be to resemble a cube?
 
best of the best
 
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12 inch girth wtf
 
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@Native Lifefuel for you
 
JFL niggas here can’t do maths the girth would
Need to be 24
 
JFL niggas here can’t do maths the girth would
Need to be 24
no its 12.56

12.56 inches would make the diameter 4 inches long which would be what is needed make a boxey-cylindrical dick
 
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Exactly, you need a shit-ton of girth.
Oh wait my bad, I didn’t know you were replying to my post directly. No it would be 12ish.
 
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