Manipulating your life through quantum immortality

Uglybrazilian

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Quantum immortality is a theory that says that everytime you die, your conscience is shifted to a universe in which you dont die

Lets say you decided to commit suicide via eppley's shotgun implant. The moment you do it, the universe splits itself in realities in which you didnt die and realities in which you did die. But since we cannot experience unconsciouness, therefore you will experience consciouness in another reality.

So how to change your life using quantum mechanics?

1 - buy dynamite and put it around your body
2 - buy a lotery ticket and try your luck
3 - if you lose, blow yourself up
4 - become a Millionaire


Since the only possible outcome for you to live is in a universe you win the lotery, you'll be shifted to a universe in which you are a lotery winner.
 
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nigga who tf is Luci
 
but what if i die
 
No, only place you shift in to if you suicide, is hell.
 
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No, only place you shift in to if you suicide, is hell.
You seem pretty confident of what happens after death despite never dying.
 
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It's that kind of autism that I like
 
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I thought about this too. How about playing Russian roulette with nukes and winning every time?
 
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You seem pretty confident of what happens after death despite never dying.
Well you seem pretty confident there is space, even though you're not a astronaut. You seem pretty confident there is antarctic, even though you've never been there. You seem pretty sure sharks bite, even though you've never been bitten by one.
 
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Well you seem pretty confident there is space, even though you're not a astronaut. You seem pretty confident there is antarctic, even though you've never been there. You seem pretty sure sharks bite, even though you've never been bitten by one.
bro check out my thread
 
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That means i can live forever and ever ?
 
Well you seem pretty confident there is space, even though you're not a astronaut. You seem pretty confident there is antarctic, even though you've never been there. You seem pretty sure sharks bite, even though you've never been bitten by one.
My guy there's evidence for all of those.....
 
My guy there's evidence for all of those.....
yeah, imagine looking at shark with knife like rows of teeth and thinking "damn i bet drink water only let me put my hand inside quickly" ,people years ago didn't even know about space
 
My guy there's evidence for all of those.....
and there is no logical explanation for what happens after you die other than your organs and brain shuts down and boom your gone , there is no spiritual world we are meat held together by bones with a brain that makes our body function, When the brain dies your just out of this world , people live people die. Religion is a cope for many with ''muh hell and heaven''
 
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If death is the ending of your physical self, you cannot see hear or think or experience then you cant experience death because the negation of experience
 
just become an astrophysicist theory
 

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