
Jonas2k7
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It is overall known that Manlets choose to
cope
in many ways.


1. Thinking they are taller than they actually are.
Josh is your 9-5 wageslave 5'8 3.5 psl 18 inch bidelt subhuman 50% average in everything.

he thinks to himself: ''Well at least i got to be taller than average'', he copes and proceeds to grab a tape measure.
He waits until the next morning to measure himself to reach his maximum height. He sees the shadow of 5'8 and doesn't even try to get it right, "I gotta be measuring wrong" he thinks to himself and starts trying to tip-toe on the edge of the wall and turns his head up. "Wow I'm 5'9". He then realizes his hand was in the way of measuring correctly so he proceeds to measure slightly higher to fix any measuring mistakes. He sees his height seems to be around 5'10 now "Wowww". At this moment he realizes that the world is curved and his wall isn't perfectly straight, he says to himself "Welp that gotta be atleast 5'11".
Satisfied, he goes on with his life. when Stacy is talking about her ex boyfriend Chads height with her girlfriends, Josh goes and like the jestermaxxer he is, starts boasting about his 6'0 height. (After all 5'11 is so close to 6 foot, why not round it up?)
Inspired by this thread.
2. Nobody is tall.
Once they realize they are actually not tall, they start with another cope. Nobody is actually tall.
Since they are so deeply frustrated being short, they start to analyze other people that are frauding height.
"Jordan Barrett you ask? Huh, he is barely 5'11."


"Heh.. Remember Trump getting exposed for wearing lifts?"


They believe as they themselves are short, no one else could possibly be taller.
3. Height doesn't matter.
"Tom Cruise is 5'7 and he gets a lot of women, that has to mean that height doesn't matter!!"
You can get women too if you are short, you just have to complete these steps first:
Step 1: Be handsome
Step 2: Be famous
Step 3: Have money
4. No one is actually tall 2.0
On .org we get a lot of "Muh heightinflation, 6'3 is short now." They say these exaggerated statements to make themselves feel better, if being slightly taller was fine for them it would be even more brutal, so they proceed to set impossible height boundaries on themselves. Because: "Ugh, I'd have to be 6'6 tall" > "If only I was two inches taller.."

Also the poll yesterday a user made started at 6'6 lol. Everything below wasn't even listed for possibly being the "ideal height".

Stop coping, it literally serves no purpose other than making you feel better about yourself. Read this to stop coping.
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