March Is My Last Chance To Get My Shit Together

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I’ve wasted the first two months of the year like a fucking idiot. No progress. No discipline. Just rotting like a pathetic loser while life moves on without me. Enough. March is my last chance to fix this shit. If I don’t, I might as well accept being a failure.

- Finishing my financial markets course: I’m broke and I have zero real skills. If I wanna make it, I need to actually learn instead of coping.

- Quitting porn: It’s turning my brain to mush. Weakening me. I will not be a coomer slave anymore.

- Instagrammaxxing: My profile is dogshit, and I wonder why no girl takes me seriously. I need elite pics. Not this low-tier trash.

- Tinder round 2: But this time with actual swipe-worthy photos. No more crying about bad results when I’ve been setting myself up to fail.

- Getting braces: I’ve been avoiding this for too long. Fix my teeth, fix my face. Simple.

- Gymcelling: No more skipping gym, no more weak physique. If I’m not training like my life depends on it, I deserve to be bottom tier.

I don’t care about my feelings. I don’t care about motivation. If I don’t lock in this month, I deserve to be a failure. I refuse to be in the same pathetic spot in a year. March is do or die.
 
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Finishing courses is useless, won't teach you anything and won't give you a job
 
Don't worry, you're not the only one in this situation, everything will only get worse from this point..

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I’ve wasted the first two months of the year like a fucking idiot. No progress. No discipline. Just rotting like a pathetic loser while life moves on without me. Enough. March is my last chance to fix this shit. If I don’t, I might as well accept being a failure.

- Finishing my financial markets course: I’m broke and I have zero real skills. If I wanna make it, I need to actually learn instead of coping.

- Quitting porn: It’s turning my brain to mush. Weakening me. I will not be a coomer slave anymore.

- Instagrammaxxing: My profile is dogshit, and I wonder why no girl takes me seriously. I need elite pics. Not this low-tier trash.

- Tinder round 2: But this time with actual swipe-worthy photos. No more crying about bad results when I’ve been setting myself up to fail.

- Getting braces: I’ve been avoiding this for too long. Fix my teeth, fix my face. Simple.

- Gymcelling: No more skipping gym, no more weak physique. If I’m not training like my life depends on it, I deserve to be bottom tier.

I don’t care about my feelings. I don’t care about motivation. If I don’t lock in this month, I deserve to be a failure. I refuse to be in the same pathetic spot in a year. March is do or die.
Wow your worse than me


I think you may have ADHD I suggest you look into it brother
 
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- Finishing my financial markets course: I’m broke and I have zero real skills. If I wanna make it, I need to actually learn instead of coping.

- Quitting porn: It’s turning my brain to mush. Weakening me. I will not be a coomer slave anymore.

- Instagrammaxxing: My profile is dogshit, and I wonder why no girl takes me seriously. I need elite pics. Not this low-tier trash.

- Tinder round 2: But this time with actual swipe-worthy photos. No more crying about bad results when I’ve been setting myself up to fail.

- Getting braces: I’ve been avoiding this for too long. Fix my teeth, fix my face. Simple.

- Gymcelling: No more skipping gym, no more weak physique. If I’m not training like my life depends on it, I deserve to be bottom tier.
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meanwhile your female counterpart:

-finished her financial markets course and has a job

-doesnt care about porn

-her instagram is a self improving computer program that runs on its own

-uses tinder to fuck chads

-never set a foot in the gym
 
I’ve wasted the first two months of the year like a fucking idiot. No progress. No discipline. Just rotting like a pathetic loser while life moves on without me. Enough. March is my last chance to fix this shit. If I don’t, I might as well accept being a failure.

- Finishing my financial markets course: I’m broke and I have zero real skills. If I wanna make it, I need to actually learn instead of coping.

- Quitting porn: It’s turning my brain to mush. Weakening me. I will not be a coomer slave anymore.

- Instagrammaxxing: My profile is dogshit, and I wonder why no girl takes me seriously. I need elite pics. Not this low-tier trash.

- Tinder round 2: But this time with actual swipe-worthy photos. No more crying about bad results when I’ve been setting myself up to fail.

- Getting braces: I’ve been avoiding this for too long. Fix my teeth, fix my face. Simple.

- Gymcelling: No more skipping gym, no more weak physique. If I’m not training like my life depends on it, I deserve to be bottom tier.

I don’t care about my feelings. I don’t care about motivation. If I don’t lock in this month, I deserve to be a failure. I refuse to be in the same pathetic spot in a year. March is do or die.
Same I need to gymcel and I said I was going to change everything in January 2025 and I didn’t do anything different from 2024
 
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I’ve wasted the first two months of the year like a fucking idiot. No progress. No discipline. Just rotting like a pathetic loser while life moves on without me. Enough. March is my last chance to fix this shit. If I don’t, I might as well accept being a failure.

- Finishing my financial markets course: I’m broke and I have zero real skills. If I wanna make it, I need to actually learn instead of coping.

- Quitting porn: It’s turning my brain to mush. Weakening me. I will not be a coomer slave anymore.

- Instagrammaxxing: My profile is dogshit, and I wonder why no girl takes me seriously. I need elite pics. Not this low-tier trash.

- Tinder round 2: But this time with actual swipe-worthy photos. No more crying about bad results when I’ve been setting myself up to fail.

- Getting braces: I’ve been avoiding this for too long. Fix my teeth, fix my face. Simple.

- Gymcelling: No more skipping gym, no more weak physique. If I’m not training like my life depends on it, I deserve to be bottom tier.

I don’t care about my feelings. I don’t care about motivation. If I don’t lock in this month, I deserve to be a failure. I refuse to be in the same pathetic spot in a year. March is do or die.
How old are you btw?
 
Yeah, I have ADHD.
That’s why :lul::lul::lul: you sounded like a more Cooked version of me that how I could tell


Yeah basically our Brain is fried by birth, you aren’t “lazy” your just cooked, I suggest getting Adderal, if you can.

If you’re in the UK good luck :lul::lul::lul: I still haven’t got any and I’m also fucked. I hate Britian but yeah me and you need Adderal/Retalin. I’m not gonna. Be an asshole here but chances are you’re not gonna do anything you said you would. You may do it for 2 weeks maybe a month but eventually the dopamine wears off and you’ll go right back to being a slob😢

Once again the NHS is a joke so they ain’t given us this shit yet. I’m also POOOOR so YAY :lul: I can’t get the test either (yes the NHS charges you 300 for the test :dafuckfeels:)
 
That’s why :lul::lul::lul: you sounded like a more Cooked version of me that how I could tell


Yeah basically our Brain is fried by birth, you aren’t “lazy” your just cooked, I suggest getting Adderal, if you can.

If you’re in the UK good luck :lul::lul::lul: I still haven’t got any and I’m also fucked. I hate Britian but yeah me and you need Adderal/Retalin. I’m not gonna. Be an asshole here but chances are you’re not gonna do anything you said you would. You may do it for 2 weeks maybe a month but eventually the dopamine wears off and you’ll go right back to being a slob😢

Once again the NHS is a joke so they ain’t given us this shit yet. I’m also POOOOR so YAY :lul: I can’t get the test either (yes the NHS charges you 300 for the test :dafuckfeels:)
I’m in Spain, so I gotta gaslight my psychiatrist.
 
fuarkk you got this brah

 
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