Massages are fun as fuck

[supergoat972]

During a massage, you are in your underpants and get rubbed with oil, usually by a foid.

My massage therapist is a conventionally attractive white woman in her mid 30s to early 40s.

I always get a boner. Its like you don't cum for 1 hour but you feel like cuming while she rubs oil all over you in your underwear.

I actually had to get one due to back pain from sitting down all day and fucked up shoulders from weight lifting. But its a great alternative to prostitution, even if you don't need one.

 

[RedDragonSlayer67]

I wanna try now

 

[supergoat972]

I wanna try now

Make sure you get an attractive massage therapist.

The first time I went to a massage therapist, it was a slightly obese, short, older Spanish woman. So I switched to an attractive , white, one in her 30s. It was not a bad experience. But the attractive one costs the same.

 

[RedDragonSlayer67]

Make sure you get an attractive massage therapist.

The first time I went to a massage therapist, it was a slightly obese, short, older Spanish woman. So I switched to an attractive , white, one in her 30s. It was not a bad experience. But the attractive one costs the same.

Will she get mad if I get a boner

 

[edcel]

There's a thai massage with prostitutes next to my home, maybe i should drop by

 

[supergoat972]

Will she get mad if I get a boner

No.

1. Your dick is generally hidden by blankets
2. They are trained to generally ignore erections unless the client acts inappropriately(don't do this btw)

Erections During Massage: A Normal Response

Erections during massage are a normal physiological response. Learn why they happen, how to address them professionally, and maintain clear boundaries.

www.integrativehealthcare.org

 

[RedDragonSlayer67]

No.

1. Your dick is generally hidden by blankets
2. They are trained to generally ignore erections unless the client acts inappropriately(don't do this btw)

Erections During Massage: A Normal Response

Erections during massage are a normal physiological response. Learn why they happen, how to address them professionally, and maintain clear boundaries.

www.integrativehealthcare.org

I wont

 

[supergoat972]

I wont

Great.

 

[supergoat972]

There's a thai massage with prostitutes next to my home, maybe i should drop by

But are a great alternative to prostitution, even if you don't need one.

If you live in a place where prostitution is illegal , you run the risk of high fines, jail time or getting some shit on your record which would make it nearly impossible to work white collar jobs. Plus you can easily get a nasty STD or AIDS, even with protection.