Master dreaming about kfc story

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Master was a man with an insatiable appetite, known for his love of KFC and barbecue. One night, in a dream, he found himself in a grand palace filled with every food he could imagine. At the center of it all were two things: a bucket of golden-brown KFC and a grill sizzling with the best barbecue cuts.

As he indulged in the feast, the dream shifted, and he found himself in a surreal landscape where mashed potato clouds and rivers of coleslaw surrounded mountains of barbecue and forests of fried chicken. But a mysterious figure appeared, offering him a choice: the finest barbecue or the perfect KFC.

Torn between his two loves, Master hesitated. In the end, he realized it wasn’t about choosing one over the other. The true joy came from savoring each bite, whether in a dream or in reality.

When he awoke, he knew that from then on, he would cherish every meal with the same enthusiasm, grateful for the simple pleasure of a good meal.

But then he woke up with 10 BBCs (baked bean cookies) in his mouth dripping with cum (in Fortnite)

The end

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Fuck, now I'm hungry
 
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Yeah after eating tons of KFC, @Master decided to take a shit on random janitor's bucket in metro
 
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@Master look at this
 
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@Master please look at this
 
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I gonna report you too

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@Master please
 
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WHAT?

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Where’s my tag?
 
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