Masturbation causes bad luck?

[Deleted member 109023]

Is it just me that feel this way? Like things happening at exact times with bad timing after rubbin one out?

 

[Deleted member 80562]

Just you

 

[Deleted member 109023]

Just you

 

[Nodesbitch]

dont do it 24/7, it ruins your thinking

 

[HeresJohnny]

Great point

Wow this is a great post

 

[Deleted member 109023]

dont do it 24/7, it ruins your thinking

Yeah I know. I'm more curious about the luck part, because it seems like everytime I do it in a span of 24 hours things seems to happen at bad timing. For example if I had 100% sure i did 100% of a test and i do the deed before seeing my grade it makes it goes low. Just one example of thousands, but it's like this

 

[Deleted member 115206]

https://www.nairaland.com/3187512/scientific-study-proves-masturbation-linked

 

[Deleted member 109023]

https://www.nairaland.com/3187512/scientific-study-proves-masturbation-linked

I saw this before, if this is the same document I've read, this is why I have this crazy theory lmao

 

[Deleted member 109023]

bump

 

[Deleted member 115206]

I saw this before, if this is the same document I've read, this is why I have this crazy theory lmao

Yeah you're not crazy anyone that's beaten before would relate. I'm guessing the people saying its just you are either trolling, satanists or AI intended to push a narrative.

 

[Deleted member 109023]

Yeah you're not crazy anyone that's beaten before would relate. I'm guessing the people saying its just you are either trolling, satanists or AI intended to push a narrative.

Yeah its just so weird. Like idk if it's just me on this aswell but like the bad luck seems to occur like the past 24 hours before the deed, the day, and the 24 hours after. This shit is just so weird and i have no idea why this happens.

 

[Deleted member 109023]

bump

 

[Deleted member 109023]

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[Saint Casanova]

Just you

It’s true

 

[Deleted member 117288]

Thales of mitelus nigga back at it again. The golden arabian blue whales art coming for thee great speed, Run lil nga!

 

[afroheadluke]

before i got expelled i was jacking off to seductive asmr videos
next thing u know i get called into the office full of teachers discussing my expulsion
i dont think it was bad luck tho i mean i did watch porn in class

 

[Gengar]

It's in your head. I used to think this way until I nofapmaxxed and optimismmaxxed and still got rejected by my former oneitis.

LOL, it's totally bullcrap.

 

[Deleted member 109023]

Thales of mitelus nigga back at it again. The golden arabian blue whales art coming for thee great speed, Run lil nga!

yo wassup pal

 

[Deleted member 109023]

It's in your head. I used to think this way until I nofapmaxxed and optimismmaxxed and still got rejected by my former oneitis.

LOL, it's totally bullcrap.

It aint about like woman and stuff, because i still dont find any problem even if i do it. The thing is things happening at exact times with a huge bad timing like the grade example i said it

 

[Deleted member 117288]

yo wassup pal

Good! But I advice thee to run Thales of Mitelus for the great golden arabian blue whales art coming for thee with great speed!

 

[Deleted member 109023]

before i got expelled i was jacking off to seductive asmr videos
next thing u know i get called into the office full of teachers discussing my expulsion
i dont think it was bad luck tho i mean i did watch porn in class

Gotta admit you have the balls to do that LMAO

 

[Gengar]

It aint about like woman and stuff, because i still dont find any problem even if i do it. The thing is things happening at exact times with a huge bad timing like the grade example i said it

I get what you are talking about, and sometimes I think this way but realize that can't be the case since it's just superstition.

 

[Deleted member 109023]

Good! But I advice thee to run Thales of Mitelus for the great golden arabian blue whales art coming for thee with great speed!

already running with my third leg bro, relax

 

[afroheadluke]

Gotta admit you have the balls to do that LMAO

i did
they were out lmfao

 

[Deleted member 109023]

i did
they were out lmfao

Literally the meme "bro behind the class"

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Is it just me that feel this way? Like things happening at exact times with bad timing after rubbin one out?

True tbh

Coomers can't relate

 

[afroheadluke]

Literally the meme "bro behind the class"

lel

 

[hypernormie]

Yes, this is why I stopped jerking it unless absolutely necessary because I always inevitably end up in a situation post jerk where I would have preferred to not have just jerked away all my pent up aggression and testosterone

It’s gotten to the point now where whenever I feel like jerking off I reflexively think of all the times I jerked and ended up regretting it shortly after due to some situation popping up and the negative memory basically stops me in my tracks every time

 

[dogeater]

It's because it fks your brain lmao. dont jerk it regardless you're better off copemaxxing with testmaxxing

 

[Deleted member 109023]

It's because it fks your brain lmao

Was one of my teories aswell

 

[Deleted member 42399]

Nocum streaks improve luck

 

[Jamaldickjavontus]

Yeah I felt the same way but it doesn’t haplen anymore honestly just do nofap for religion purposes it’s not gonna magically get you the girl of your dreams.

 

[Deleted member 109023]

Yeah I felt the same way but it doesn’t haplen anymore honestly just do nofap for religion purposes it’s not gonna magically get you the girl of your dreams.

Yeah I know, it's not about girls tbf, i don't have any problem with that. Its morely about like things happening at exact times with huge bad timing

 

[Jamaldickjavontus]

Yeah I know, it's not about girls tbf, i don't have any problem with that. Its morely about like things happening at exact times with huge bad timing

Yeah that happened to me a while ago i would do it then when I stopped i had “lucky” situations or normal scenarios but when i did it I would be misfortune like I would trip over something that almost never would trip over,face would be bloated,people are harsher all of a sudden

 

[TheAnomaly]

If I look at porn. Somehow my GF & I get into a fight within 24 hours.

 

[PSLGODINCEL]

https://www.nairaland.com/3187512/scientific-study-proves-masturbation-linked

a nigerian incel?

 

[Deleted member 115206]

a nigerian incel?

No, im not even sure what that forum is about

 

[Askeladd93270]

Same

 

[PSLGODINCEL]

No, im not even sure what that forum is about

it's a Nigerian forum for random shit