matched with a hmtb, what do i say

[esoterik]

she asked what my job is, i told her a waiter, now she just asked me what its like, what do i say


@eon @BigBallsLarry @Bryce @davidlaidisme67

 

[esoterik]

how do i talk

 

[esoterik]

please someone take over for me and talk to her, i cant do this, 6 messages deep and im folding

 

[BigBallsLarry]

Just have a conversation brah tell her about your experience, it's not hard.

go slay, htn.

 

[davidlaidisme67]

she asked what my job is, i told her a waiter, now she just asked me what its like, what do i say


@eon @BigBallsLarry @Bryce @davidlaidisme67

say she looks so delicious, you would like to serve her on a plate

 

[girthygirt]

idk man ask chatgpt

 

[Old Büll]

How old is she

 

[esoterik]

Just have a conversation brah tell her about your experience, it's not hard.

go slay, htn.

just that? what if it gets boring, i would just respond "its great"

say she looks so delicious, you would like to serve her on a plate

HE SHOOTS...... AND IT GOES IN

 

[Bryce]

Lemme enjoy your presence baby

 

[BigBallsLarry]

just that? what if it gets boring, i would just respond "its great"


HE SHOOTS...... AND IT GOES IN

"it's great" is fine as a sentence starter but continue upon that. say about your experience but manipulate it to force her to continue the conversation

like "it's great, i like x and x but x. where do you do?"

it's a classic

 

[esoterik]

Lemme enjoy your presence baby

NO, YOUR TRYING TO GET ME BLOCKED LMAO, I WOULD SOUND LIKE A CREEPY OLDCEL

 

[Chadeep]

Make it sound interesting

 

[Bryce]

NO, YOUR TRYING TO GET ME BLOCKED LMAO, I WOULD SOUND LIKE A CREEPY OLDCEL

Use abbreviations then, oldcels don't do that

"Lemme eyp baby", it's perfect

 

[esoterik]

How old is she

we both 18

Use abbreviations then, oldcels don't do that

"Lemme eyp baby", it's perfect

nah, your actually sabotaging...

 

[BigBallsLarry]

Use abbreviations then, oldcels don't do that

"Lemme eyp baby", it's perfect

 

[Old Büll]

we both 18


nah, your actually sabotaging...

Bitch I never match with 18 yr olds. Ask her what’s the oldest she would date

 

[esoterik]

"it's great" is fine as a sentence starter but continue upon that. say about your experience but manipulate it to force her to continue the conversation

like "it's great, i like x and x but x. where do you do?"

it's a classic

replied with this, thanks experienced slayer

 

[esoterik]

Bitch I never match with 18 yr olds. Ask her what’s the oldest she would date

what, why

 

[grilldaddy❤️]

Ask her to submit to grilldaddy

 

[Old Büll]

what, why

Because I need to know what age to put for my tinder

 

[EthiopianMaxxer]

I wish I could help, but I'm so shit at meeting new people as well

 

[esoterik]

uh i might have fucked up, i forgot that u shouldnt tell a girl that your a virgin, and i told her that i never had a girlfriend and im a virgin, do i just stop talking to her?

@BigBallsLarry @Bryce @davidlaidisme67

 

[BigBallsLarry]

uh i might have fucked up, i forgot that u shouldnt tell a girl that your a virgin, and i told her that i never had a girlfriend and im a virgin, do i just stop talking to her?

@BigBallsLarry @Bryce

that's OK maybe she'll like it just wait for a response

 

[Bryce]

uh i might have fucked up, i forgot that u shouldnt tell a girl that your a virgin, and i told her that i never had a girlfriend and im a virgin, do i just stop talking to her?

@BigBallsLarry @Bryce

No nigga prove to her that you're a high quality man with feminist attributes

 

[oyaaishim]

this thread was so funny LMAOOO

 

[esoterik]

that's OK maybe she'll like it just wait for a response

she said "why lol", do i just say.... idfk, what do i say

 

[esoterik]

this thread was so funny LMAOOO

why

 

[e.skimo]

she asked what my job is, i told her a waiter, now she just asked me what its like, what do i say


@eon @BigBallsLarry @Bryce @davidlaidisme67

Nigga how autistic are you, answer the question she asked

 

[nestivv]

she asked what my job is, i told her a waiter, now she just asked me what its like, what do i say


@eon @BigBallsLarry @Bryce @davidlaidisme67

That you love her

 

[BigBallsLarry]

she said "why lol", do i just say.... idfk, what do i say

just make up some shit that you've been always waiting for the right girl or something

if you wanna risk it you can say ur shy because some girls like it - high risk high reward

 

[esoterik]

just make up some shit that you've been always waiting for the right girl or something

if you wanna risk it you can say ur shy because some girls like it - high risk high reward

oh boy, ok i'll risk it

 

[shredded4summer]

she asked what my job is, i told her a waiter, now she just asked me what its like, what do i say


@eon @BigBallsLarry @Bryce @davidlaidisme67

just plan to meetup. anything that isnt irl isnt real

 

[BeanCelll]

"I'm hard as fuck, your pussy's dripping...

Let's settle this at some shitty rat-gnawed motel"

Hope it works out for you buddy

 

[IcyCas_]

she asked what my job is, i told her a waiter, now she just asked me what its like, what do i say


@eon @BigBallsLarry @Bryce @davidlaidisme67

personalitymax Jesus Christ

 

[esoterik]

just make up some shit that you've been always waiting for the right girl or something

if you wanna risk it you can say ur shy because some girls like it - high risk high reward

I REPLIED WITH "moved cities and im a little shy" AND SHE REPLIED WITH "aw lol" DID I SCORE?

 

[BigBallsLarry]

I REPLIED WITH "moved cities and im a little shy" AND SHE REPLIED WITH "aw lol" DID I SCORE?

yeah she wants you bro

 

[davidlaidisme67]

uh i might have fucked up, i forgot that u shouldnt tell a girl that your a virgin, and i told her that i never had a girlfriend and im a virgin, do i just stop talking to her?

@BigBallsLarry @Bryce @davidlaidisme67

Brooo

 

[davidlaidisme67]

I REPLIED WITH "moved cities and im a little shy" AND SHE REPLIED WITH "aw lol" DID I SCORE?

She wants that bwc let’s goooo

 

[spongebobsex]

just make up some shit that you've been always waiting for the right girl or something

if you wanna risk it you can say ur shy because some girls like it - high risk high reward

Yeah the religious cope would save him

 

[eon]

Just have a conversation brah tell her about your experience, it's not hard.

go slay, htn.

 

[gunrenaissance]

just that? what if it gets boring, i would just respond "its great"


HE SHOOTS...... AND IT GOES IN

it doesnt fucking matter
if youve matched with a hmtn in these times youre likely good looking (correct me if im wrong here)
your convo skills dont matter if ur attractive
telling her ur a waiter probably puts you down in smv
so maybe use a pickup line instead