me and my girl had a confusion / argument and she explained her reasoning and cooked me hard and idk what to say

[incliner]

(STORY IS TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN)
She sent me a massive paragraph

Currently I have 2 choices..

1. Reply to the para and make a joke ‘why did the chicken cross the road’
2. Or idk

 

[Hellstrom]

Retard said story is too long to explain and wants us to help him anyway