MEGATHREAD How I made $100 an hour at 15-17 NO BULLSHIT (updated+extended guide)

[.zonic]

Hey niggas, zonic here, today I will be showing you how to get $100/hour no bullshit.

So a broke loser nigga like you my friend, you have come to the right place. Alright, onto the point. So what the fuck are we even doing? Well, I like to call it, Personal Capital Raising. PCR is an extremely rapid way that your broke ass my friend, can gain as much money as possible in as little time as possible, while doing the least amount of work as possible. There is 1 of 3 types of PCRs that I would like to show everyone today. I will continue updating and uploading as I go along.

- Personal Fundraising
This sounds exactly like it is. You raise funds for, YOU GOT IT! YOURSELF! Now how can a nigga go about doing this? Well its easy. If you ever attended a middle or high school, chances are, your school passed out those stupid flyers for you to go and sell cookies and shit so you can get prizes and rewards. Now I implemented a system in which you get the reward on spot! You my friend, are going to make an extremely creative flyer that claims you are collecting money to donate to your school for pencils, notebooks, calculators and whatnot. If you want to extend this brutal larp upon the citizens, you can even make a name chart XD and make them write on it thinking they'll get cookies or some dumb shit for their fatass to bloat. Anyways, back to my point. I kid you not, I made $120 in ONE. FUCKING. HOUR. I went through blocks of the neighborhood adjacent to mine and wrung the niggas DRY of cash. I got so fucking much I had to bike back home JUST to put the cash back and go for round 2 (mind you I was 15). At 16, I got my license. IF YOU GET A LICENSE, THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING TO HAPPEN WHILE DOING PERSONAL FUNDRAISING. I hit up 5 neighborhoods, within a 5 mile radius and after doing this everyday over spring break (over a period of 2 weeks) , I managed to rake in THREE THOUSAND FUCKING DOLLARS. NAME ME ANOTHER JOB THAT WILL GET YOU $3K in TWO WEEKS JFL YOU CANT. I repeated this doing different neighborhoods driving different areas for different times of the year, sometime going to different cities just to NOT get caught. So my jobless ass, brought home my parents nearly 10k by the time I was 17, while my friends who have been working as receptionist, waiters, burger flippers (you know basic teen jobs) have only $1-2k in savings. I made a fortune. I am a fucking entrepreneur, and I say that loud and proud.

THE MOST IMPORTANT FACTOR:
Charisma
You don't even have to look good. At 15 I look nowhere like I do now, but I had major charisma. You just have to manage to convince massive amount of people (mind you Hitler went from sleeping in the slums of Berlin to conquering Europe). We all have our humble roots. You have to practice speech, and persuasion and put on a face as much as you can.

I still do this to this very day, matter of fact, I just raked in about $300 last night, I am so profitable I literally have enough to begin saving for college.

My message: At 15, my net worth was $0. At 17, now nearly 18, my net worth is around $50,000. I believe in everyone here. Whether you are subhuman or chad, you have a chance at this. I am telling you, there is no better way to make money than this. GIVE IT A TRY BOYOS. zonic signing off, 29th of January 2025.

 

[Loruki]

Hey niggas, zonic here, today I will be showing you how to get $100/hour no bullshit.

So a broke loser nigga like you my friend, you have come to the right place. Alright, onto the point. So what the fuck are we even doing? Well, I like to call it, Personal Capital Raising. PCR is an extremely rapid way that your broke ass my friend, can gain as much money as possible in as little time as possible, while doing the least amount of work as possible. There is 1 of 3 types of PCRs that I would like to show everyone today. I will continue updating and uploading as I go along.

- Personal Fundraising
This sounds exactly like it is. You raise funds for, YOU GOT IT! YOURSELF! Now how can a nigga go about doing this? Well its easy. If you ever attended a middle or high school, chances are, your school passed out those stupid flyers for you to go and sell cookies and shit so you can get prizes and rewards. Now I implemented a system in which you get the reward on spot! You my friend, are going to make an extremely creative flyer that claims you are collecting money to donate to your school for pencils, notebooks, calculators and whatnot. If you want to extend this brutal larp upon the citizens, you can even make a name chart XD and make them write on it thinking they'll get cookies or some dumb shit for their fatass to bloat. Anyways, back to my point. I kid you not, I made $120 in ONE. FUCKING. HOUR. I went through blocks of the neighborhood adjacent to mine and wrung the niggas DRY of cash. I got so fucking much I had to bike back home JUST to put the cash back and go for round 2 (mind you I was 15). At 16, I got my license. IF YOU GET A LICENSE, THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING TO HAPPEN WHILE DOING PERSONAL FUNDRAISING. I hit up 5 neighborhoods, within a 5 mile radius and after doing this everyday over spring break (over a period of 2 weeks) , I managed to rake in THREE THOUSAND FUCKING DOLLARS. NAME ME ANOTHER JOB THAT WILL GET YOU $3K in TWO WEEKS JFL YOU CANT. I repeated this doing different neighborhoods driving different areas for different times of the year, sometime going to different cities just to NOT get caught. So my jobless ass, brought home my parents nearly 10k by the time I was 17, while my friends who have been working as receptionist, waiters, burger flippers (you know basic teen jobs) have only $1-2k in savings. I made a fortune. I am a fucking entrepreneur, and I say that loud and proud.

THE MOST IMPORTANT FACTOR:
Charisma
You don't even have to look good. At 15 I look nowhere like I do now, but I had major charisma. You just have to manage to convince massive amount of people (mind you Hitler went from sleeping in the slums of Berlin to conquering Europe). We all have our humble roots. You have to practice speech, and persuasion and put on a face as much as you can.

I still do this to this very day, matter of fact, I just raked in about $300 last night, I am so profitable I literally have enough to begin saving for college.

My message: At 15, my net worth was $0. At 17, now nearly 18, my net worth is around $50,000. I believe in everyone here. Whether you are subhuman or chad, you have a chance at this. I am telling you, there is no better way to make money than this. GIVE IT A TRY BOYOS. zonic signing off, 29th of January 2025.

damn bro good thinking. i hope i dont get caught and sent to prison for frauded fundraising

 

[.zonic]

niggerbump

 

[Loruki]

niggerbump

bump

 

[.zonic]

damn bro good thinking. i hope i dont get caught and sent to prison for frauded fundraising

You wont. Thats why I said license is the best thing. Park your car somewhere outside of the neighborhood, go in, do your shit, get out. No one remembers a face these days. Dress normally and speak NT. No one will ever know.

 

[Loruki]

niggerbump

this is actually so smart bro. ima do this w/ a coupel of my friends. we finna be rich

 

[Loruki]

You wont. Thats why I said license is the best thing. Park your car somewhere outside of the neighborhood, go in, do your shit, get out. No one remembers a face these days. Dress normally and speak NT. No one will ever know.

im 15. i prolly wont need a license. ill just get some buddy boyo to do the fundraising for me JFL

 

[.zonic]

this is actually so smart bro. ima do this w/ a coupel of my friends. we finna be rich

Ive tried this. My opinion is to have no more than 2 people with you. Then you will have to divvy out the cash, more witnesses, and will always somehow land you in trouble, but hey if you think you can do it, go for it.

 

[Loruki]

Ive tried this. My opinion is to have no more than 2 people with you. Then you will have to divvy out the cash, more witnesses, and will always somehow land you in trouble, but hey if you think you can do it, go for it.

where the fuck would i get a flyer and credibility to have the shit? would i have to wear a skimask so i dont get caught by the ring doorbell these fags have?

 

[.zonic]

where the fuck would i get a flyer and credibility to have the shit? would i have to wear a skimask so i dont get caught by the ring doorbell these fags have?

You can just wear glasses and a hat. As for the flyer, make it yourself XD. Be creative, ill attach my flyer and you can use that as inspiration. Ring camera owners will just forget about you, as a general rule of thumb I never hit the same house more than 2 times a year. Just move to a different neighborhood.

 

[Quncho]

Hey niggas, zonic here, today I will be showing you how to get $100/hour no bullshit.

So a broke loser nigga like you my friend, you have come to the right place. Alright, onto the point. So what the fuck are we even doing? Well, I like to call it, Personal Capital Raising. PCR is an extremely rapid way that your broke ass my friend, can gain as much money as possible in as little time as possible, while doing the least amount of work as possible. There is 1 of 3 types of PCRs that I would like to show everyone today. I will continue updating and uploading as I go along.

- Personal Fundraising
This sounds exactly like it is. You raise funds for, YOU GOT IT! YOURSELF! Now how can a nigga go about doing this? Well its easy. If you ever attended a middle or high school, chances are, your school passed out those stupid flyers for you to go and sell cookies and shit so you can get prizes and rewards. Now I implemented a system in which you get the reward on spot! You my friend, are going to make an extremely creative flyer that claims you are collecting money to donate to your school for pencils, notebooks, calculators and whatnot. If you want to extend this brutal larp upon the citizens, you can even make a name chart XD and make them write on it thinking they'll get cookies or some dumb shit for their fatass to bloat. Anyways, back to my point. I kid you not, I made $120 in ONE. FUCKING. HOUR. I went through blocks of the neighborhood adjacent to mine and wrung the niggas DRY of cash. I got so fucking much I had to bike back home JUST to put the cash back and go for round 2 (mind you I was 15). At 16, I got my license. IF YOU GET A LICENSE, THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING TO HAPPEN WHILE DOING PERSONAL FUNDRAISING. I hit up 5 neighborhoods, within a 5 mile radius and after doing this everyday over spring break (over a period of 2 weeks) , I managed to rake in THREE THOUSAND FUCKING DOLLARS. NAME ME ANOTHER JOB THAT WILL GET YOU $3K in TWO WEEKS JFL YOU CANT. I repeated this doing different neighborhoods driving different areas for different times of the year, sometime going to different cities just to NOT get caught. So my jobless ass, brought home my parents nearly 10k by the time I was 17, while my friends who have been working as receptionist, waiters, burger flippers (you know basic teen jobs) have only $1-2k in savings. I made a fortune. I am a fucking entrepreneur, and I say that loud and proud.

THE MOST IMPORTANT FACTOR:
Charisma
You don't even have to look good. At 15 I look nowhere like I do now, but I had major charisma. You just have to manage to convince massive amount of people (mind you Hitler went from sleeping in the slums of Berlin to conquering Europe). We all have our humble roots. You have to practice speech, and persuasion and put on a face as much as you can.

I still do this to this very day, matter of fact, I just raked in about $300 last night, I am so profitable I literally have enough to begin saving for college.

My message: At 15, my net worth was $0. At 17, now nearly 18, my net worth is around $50,000. I believe in everyone here. Whether you are subhuman or chad, you have a chance at this. I am telling you, there is no better way to make money than this. GIVE IT A TRY BOYOS. zonic signing off, 29th of January 2025.

Hey niggas, zonic here, today I will be showing you how to get $100/hour no bullshit.

So a broke loser nigga like you my friend, you have come to the right place. Alright, onto the point. So what the fuck are we even doing? Well, I like to call it, Personal Capital Raising. PCR is an extremely rapid way that your broke ass my friend, can gain as much money as possible in as little time as possible, while doing the least amount of work as possible. There is 1 of 3 types of PCRs that I would like to show everyone today. I will continue updating and uploading as I go along.

- Personal Fundraising
This sounds exactly like it is. You raise funds for, YOU GOT IT! YOURSELF! Now how can a nigga go about doing this? Well its easy. If you ever attended a middle or high school, chances are, your school passed out those stupid flyers for you to go and sell cookies and shit so you can get prizes and rewards. Now I implemented a system in which you get the reward on spot! You my friend, are going to make an extremely creative flyer that claims you are collecting money to donate to your school for pencils, notebooks, calculators and whatnot. If you want to extend this brutal larp upon the citizens, you can even make a name chart XD and make them write on it thinking they'll get cookies or some dumb shit for their fatass to bloat. Anyways, back to my point. I kid you not, I made $120 in ONE. FUCKING. HOUR. I went through blocks of the neighborhood adjacent to mine and wrung the niggas DRY of cash. I got so fucking much I had to bike back home JUST to put the cash back and go for round 2 (mind you I was 15). At 16, I got my license. IF YOU GET A LICENSE, THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING TO HAPPEN WHILE DOING PERSONAL FUNDRAISING. I hit up 5 neighborhoods, within a 5 mile radius and after doing this everyday over spring break (over a period of 2 weeks) , I managed to rake in THREE THOUSAND FUCKING DOLLARS. NAME ME ANOTHER JOB THAT WILL GET YOU $3K in TWO WEEKS JFL YOU CANT. I repeated this doing different neighborhoods driving different areas for different times of the year, sometime going to different cities just to NOT get caught. So my jobless ass, brought home my parents nearly 10k by the time I was 17, while my friends who have been working as receptionist, waiters, burger flippers (you know basic teen jobs) have only $1-2k in savings. I made a fortune. I am a fucking entrepreneur, and I say that loud and proud.

THE MOST IMPORTANT FACTOR:
Charisma
You don't even have to look good. At 15 I look nowhere like I do now, but I had major charisma. You just have to manage to convince massive amount of people (mind you Hitler went from sleeping in the slums of Berlin to conquering Europe). We all have our humble roots. You have to practice speech, and persuasion and put on a face as much as you can.

I still do this to this very day, matter of fact, I just raked in about $300 last night, I am so profitable I literally have enough to begin saving for college.

My message: At 15, my net worth was $0. At 17, now nearly 18, my net worth is around $50,000. I believe in everyone here. Whether you are subhuman or chad, you have a chance at this. I am telling you, there is no better way to make money than this. GIVE IT A TRY BOYOS. zonic signing off, 29th of January 2025.

this shit if fucking illegal nigga.

 

[Loruki]

this shit if fucking illegal nigga.

who gives a fuck nigger. this can literaly fund my breast milk storage

 

[Quncho]

who gives a fuck nigger. this can literaly fund my breast milk storage

see you in the penitentiary with me brother.

 

[Loruki]

see you in the penitentiary with me brother.

im 15. ion see any prison lil bro. its either this or we live as subhuman faggy cucks. you need to be very androgenic to do this.

 

[Quncho]

im 15. ion see any prison lil bro. its either this or we live as subhuman faggy cucks. you need to be very androgenic to do this.

Im not in school anymore. Happily have a real job. But this shit is stupid whether you're an adult or not.

 

[Loruki]

Im not in school anymore. But this shit is stupid whether you're an adult or not.

what else am i supposed to do bro. im broke as shit rn. i need to afford my foods and personal shit

 

[Tylermax]

Lol kids with lil mindset nothing new to see here

 

[Quncho]

what else am i supposed to do bro. im broke as shit rn. i need to afford my foods and personal shit

get a real job and apply. Do a fast food restaurant. Not this shit

 

[Loruki]

You can just wear glasses and a hat. As for the flyer, make it yourself XD. Be creative, ill attach my flyer and you can use that as inspiration. Ring camera owners will just forget about you, as a general rule of thumb I never hit the same house more than 2 times a year. Just move to a different neighborhood.


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ill go to beverly hills where all these rich niggas are at. they finna be emptying their pockets.

 

[Tylermax]

Im not in school anymore. Happily have a real job. But this shit is stupid whether you're an adult or not.

You don't have a real job you flip burgers nigga

 

[Quncho]

You don't have a real job you flip burgers nigga

Sure. I bet I'd still be chilling if I was flipping burgers. Investing is key

 

[Tylermax]

Sure. I bet I'd still be chilling if I was flipping burgers. Investing is key

I agree with you but anytime I pass by in the subway with my Mercedes say hi don't be shy

 

[Quncho]

I agree with you but anytime I pass by in the subway with my Mercedes say hi don't be shy

My Lincoln MKZ mogs. Special addition Black label too.

 

[Tylermax]

My Lincoln MKZ mogs. Special addition Black label too.

My nigga you don't work stop lying to yourself

 

[Quncho]

My nigga you don't work stop lying to yourself

If you really thought I was lying you wouldn't be so inclined to prove it. Now sit yo ass down nigga.

 

[Tylermax]

If you really thought I was lying you wouldn't be so inclined to prove it. Now sit yo ass down nigga.

You prolly don't know 2+2=4 you do some bs time waste activity. Suck my dick

 

[Quncho]

You prolly don't know 2+2=4 you do some bs time waste activity. Suck my dick

Keep talking. Your only making it worse for yourself.

 

[Tylermax]

Keep talking. Your only making it worse for yourself.

The fact you don't even say anything proves it dumbass. I make businesses, I work all day while you sleep all day. I watch the market all day while you lose the candlesticks all day. I go to my manager and tell her "listen bitch I'm the best employee here you shit your ass up and I make this company make profit" while you flipping burgers like SpongeBob

 

[Quncho]

The fact you don't even say anything proves it dumbass. I make businesses, I work all day while you sleep all day. I watch the market all day while you lose the candlesticks all day. I go to my manager and tell her "listen bitch I'm the best employee here you shit your ass up and I make this company make profit" while you flipping burgers like SpongeBob

Sucks if your not the manager. I am IT director where I work. Now stop trying to prove that im not a working adult. You have no reason to do it.

 

[Quncho]

ill go to beverly hills where all these rich niggas are at. they finna be emptying their pockets.

That nigga is going at me in pms. His ahh fumed up for no reason. How vanity and envy kills a man.

 

[Loruki]

That nigga is going at me in pms. His ahh fumed up for no reason. How vanity and envy kills a man.

real JFL

 

[genetically fucked]

should go employ some mexicans from my school

 

[Gonthar]

You my friend, are going to make an extremely creative flyer that claims you are collecting money to donate to your school for pencils, notebooks, calculators and whatnot.

Lol, here in Romania there are like tons of young people pestering others in parks, malls, streets, buses, etc. to donate money for orphans, retards, various social causes, etc. but most of them are scammers...
The latest one I've seen, is pretty teen girls pretending to be deaf-mute or mentally impaired, waving to you, then approaching you friendly and smiling but not saying anything and handing you a paper, where it seems that other people already signed and donated money to their organization.
Good luck doing that as a subhuman!

 

[.zonic]

Lol, here in Romania there are like tons of young people pestering others in parks, malls, streets, buses, etc. to donate money for orphans, retards, various social causes, etc. but most of them are scammers...
The latest one I've seen, is pretty teen girls pretending to be deaf-mute or mentally impaired, waving to you, then approaching you friendly and smiling but not saying anything and handing you a paper, where it seems that other people already signed and donated money to their organization.
Good luck doing that as a subhuman!

In america that type shit is illegal. What I do is like after I make hundreds, I donate $20 to charity. I put really small print we donate a portion to charity, but never specified how much. It’s a simple workaround.

 

[.zonic]

see you in the penitentiary with me brother.

he won’t get caught unless you hit up the same exact house more than 2 times a year.

 

[.zonic]

should go employ some mexicans from my school

will do i need them wetback beaner niggers working for me

 

[.zonic]

Sucks if you’re not the manager. I am IT director where I work. Now stop trying to prove that im not a working adult. You have no reason to do it.

he’s a kid nigger.

 

[.zonic]

Sure. I bet I'd still be chilling if I was flipping burgers. Investing is key

But you still make low pay slaving away for a corporation that don’t give a shit about you.

 

[maxximus]

SHUT THE FUCK UP. SHUT IT, NEVER SPEAK AGAIN.

degenerate loser taking advantage of good people that are trying to help, fucking kill yourself, drown yourself, you dont deserve to fucking exist you vile bastard, get a 3 meter rope and string it around your neck.Youre such a fucking pussy, people like you make me wish murder was legal i'd gut your entire family and eat their livers for muh protein you fucking faggot

 

[.zonic]

SHUT THE FUCK UP. SHUT IT, NEVER SPEAK AGAIN.

degenerate loser taking advantage of good people that are trying to help, fucking kill yourself, drown yourself, you dont deserve to fucking exist you vile bastard, get a 3 meter rope and string it around your neck.Youre such a fucking pussy, people like you make me wish murder was legal i'd gut your entire family and eat their livers for muh protein you fucking faggot

NOT A SINGLE MOLECULE DNR NIGGER

 

[zulca]

NOT A SINGLE MOLECULE DNR NIGGER

yo check pm

 

[.zonic]

yo check pm

send again idk what happened it disappeared

 

[zulca]

send again idk what happened it disappeared

ight

 

[Bugmaxxed]

The fact you don't even say anything proves it dumbass. I make businesses, I work all day while you sleep all day. I watch the market all day while you lose the candlesticks all day. I go to my manager and tell her "listen bitch I'm the best employee here you shit your ass up and I make this company make profit" while you flipping burgers like SpongeBob

holy larp

 

[PsychoDsk]

I used to do this too
made bank at 13 yrs old

good thread

 

[GatoradeTRZ8]

I used to do this too
made bank at 13 yrs old

good thread

Jewish asf

How does someone even come up with this at 13

Mirin you will be very rich someday i think

Im ok with scamming pedos or scammers but couldnt do this personally

 

[PsychoDsk]

Jewish asf

How does someone even come up with this at 13

Mirin you will be very rich someday i think

Im ok with scamming pedos or scammers but couldnt do this personally

i am doing good for myself now
it's not that bad, scamming is way worse

I wouldn't always make up a fake charity goal tho, Sometimes i'd just bake pancakes or waffles and sell them house to house with my buddies

 

[GatoradeTRZ8]

i am doing good for myself now
it's not that bad, scamming is way worse

I wouldn't always make up a fake charity goal tho, Sometimes i'd just bake pancakes or waffles and sell them house to house with my buddies

Fake charity is pretty jewish tbh

But even if you did that once a while you were 13

The only acceptable scamming is either scamming pedos or scammers themselves imo

 

[PsychoDsk]

Fake charity is pretty jewish tbh

But even if you did that once a while you were 13

The only acceptable scamming is either scamming pedos or scammers themselves imo

it's a kill or be killed world bro
when you're a kid, everything is acceptable. If they would find out I was making up charities they'd just brush it off as 'oh he's just a kid trying to make money, i don't really care'

doing this shit as an adult is immoral and disgusting lowlife behaviour tho

 

[Va-qoh]

Cook not a bad idea. A scam. But not a bad idea.