Men infertility is rapidly rising

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Soon 90% of men will be infertile. Micro plastics entering our balls. Covid clot shot also didn’t help.


All part of the plan.
 
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yes goyim
 
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Eat raw cheese unsalted daily
 
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children as a service
first you will pay for the sperm dlc that will repair your retarded sperm and make them capable of swimming to the egg
then you must pay monthly for the offspring since it technically isn't yours (this was stated in page 781 of the end user license agreement)
if you do not pay then they will take it away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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I don't think it's the microplastics man. I think microplastics are a small part of the issue.

No exercise, less sleep, junk food and sugar, mental illness/depression are the biggest part of the issue.

Another part is that the average age of marriage is like 31 for guys currently, which means a lot of people are trying to have kids later in life, a lot of them are probably in their 40s trying to have kids. Obviously, 40+ year old sperm isn't as potent as 20 year old sperm.
 
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I don't think it's the microplastics man. I think microplastics are a small part of the issue.

No exercise, less sleep, junk food and sugar, mental illness/depression are the biggest part of the issue.

Another part is that the average age of marriage is like 31 for guys currently, which means a lot of people are trying to have kids later in life, a lot of them are probably in their 40s trying to have kids. Obviously, 40+ year old sperm isn't as potent as 20 year old sperm.
The rich has specialist technology that picks the best sperm and egg already. They can already customise their kids.

Meanwhile the rest of us have to work like a Slave only to pass down expired genes, if were lucky
 
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children as a service
first you will pay for the sperm dlc that will repair your retarded sperm and make them capable of swimming to the egg
then you must pay monthly for the offspring since it technically isn't yours (this was stated in page 781 of the end user license agreement)
if you do not pay then they will take it away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As part of the great reset. Tbh you already don’t own your kids. The government do
 
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imo its dopamine, which correlates highly with testosterone and other androgens
when your receptors and neurons are exhausted from constant abuse they produce less every year
took me forever to learn how to fix this issue but now i can regen dopamine easily and not have to give up things like music, sex and shitposting. in fact, i can feel my balls producing giant blasts of test as im typing this, while the rest of you are shrinking your balls reading this. feelsgoodman.
 
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You're saying what I have been for years now
 

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