met a cute jenna ortega latina lookalike at a café recently

[GenerationalAutism]

but her forearms had fucking FUR on them

latinas are a TRAP. don't fall for it! you see a girl with a nice ass? IT'S FULL OF HAIR

 

[tension]

 

[GenerationalAutism]

south american countries use bidets rather than toilet paper because it requires shampoo to get all the shit out of their arsecrack hair

 

[Node]

The hairier the merryier!

 

[FrancoAgain]

south american countries use bidets rather than toilet paper because it requires shampoo to get all the shit out of their arsecrack hair

Only Argentina uses bidets, Brazilians use a water gun attached to the toilets and all the other countries use tp

 

[GenerationalAutism]

Only Argentina uses bidets, Brazilians use a water gun attached to the toilets and all the other countries use tp

they dont call them latrinos for no reason buddy bingo

 

[GenerationalAutism]

bump. got caught thinking abt this again today

 

[GenerationalAutism]

do u think if i offered to shave her forearms, she'd fall in love?

like cinderella with the glass slippers

 

[brotato78]

ut her forearms had fucking FUR on them

i wouldnt give a shit