Met a delusional turbomanlet in college

[Deleted member 2012]

I'm a turbomanlet too, I'm 5'5 and I wear lifts that fraud me to 5'6 daily, but this guy...


We were in a group activity where you had to meet new people so the point was to start talking to the stranger next to you and there he was.
He was like 5'3 and a curry.... so I started talking to him and I was in a good mood but the motherfucker wouldn't stop talking about basketball


Me: So these are my hobbies blablablabla, what do you like to do in your free time?
Him: I like to watch basketball
Me: cool! I like sports too, I like swimming and gymnastics, what sports do you do?
Him: I like basketball
Me thinking to myself: but you're fucking turbomanlet
Me: I like to watch youtube and netflix, I like these shows: blablablabla, what shows do you like?
Him: I like to watch basketball
Me starting to get a little annoyed: soo I'm from [where im from], where are you from?
Him: I'm from Chicago.
Me thinking to myself: Motherfucker tell me what country your family is originally from I don't care if you're a second generation or whatever the fuck. Oh well who cares if he's from curry land or pakistan or wherever else same thing in the end
Me: cool, where in Chicago?
him [name of place i don't remember]
Me: don't know where that is
him: its the place where [name of celebrity] comes from
me: oh Who is this guy?
him: basketball player
Me thinking to myself: OMG YOU FUCKER YOUR WHOLE FUCKING LIFE REVOLVES AROUND BASKETBALL YOU CANT FUCKING PLAY THIS SPORT
him: so, what basketball team you support?
Me: I don't follow basketball.
him: oh. turns around ending conversation
me thinking to myself: THANK GOD

 

[Vitruvian]

sucks man. maybe being a turbo manlet getting height mogged by elementary girls in highschool shattered his braincels.

 

[Petsmart]

lol he’d get dunked on daily

 

[itsOVER]

Not a word

 

[Deleted member 1464]

 

[framecel222]

Height is cope

 

[Mr_Norwood]

I read it.. you owe me 15 seconds of my life

 

[Deleted member 2756]

imagine wasting breath on a curry manlet, if he spoke to me I would have spat on his fucking shitskin face.

 

[Chadelite]

I'm a turbomanlet too, I'm 5'5 and I wear lifts that fraud me to 5'6 daily, but this guy...


We were in a group activity where you had to meet new people so the point was to start talking to the stranger next to you and there he was.
He was like 5'3 and a curry.... so I started talking to him and I was in a good mood but the motherfucker wouldn't stop talking about basketball


Me: So these are my hobbies blablablabla, what do you like to do in your free time?
Him: I like to watch basketball
Me: cool! I like sports too, I like swimming and gymnastics, what sports do you do?
Him: I like basketball
Me thinking to myself: but you're fucking turbomanlet
Me: I like to watch youtube and netflix, I like these shows: blablablabla, what shows do you like?
Him: I like to watch basketball
Me starting to get a little annoyed: soo I'm from [where im from], where are you from?
Him: I'm from Chicago.
Me thinking to myself: Motherfucker tell me what country your family is originally from I don't care if you're a second generation or whatever the fuck. Oh well who cares if he's from curry land or pakistan or wherever else same thing in the end
Me: cool, where in Chicago?
him [name of place i don't remember]
Me: don't know where that is
him: its the place where [name of celebrity] comes from
me: oh Who is this guy?
him: basketball player
Me thinking to myself: OMG YOU FUCKER YOUR WHOLE FUCKING LIFE REVOLVES AROUND BASKETBALL YOU CANT FUCKING PLAY THIS SPORT
him: so, what basketball team you support?
Me: I don't follow basketball.
him: oh. turns around ending conversation
me thinking to myself: THANK GOD

im 6ft 3 at 16 am i a turbo manlet.

imagine wasting breath on a curry manlet, if he spoke to me I would have spat on his fucking shitskin face.

no you wouldn't u aren't a 6ft 6 alpha dark triad morocan gigachad

 

[SikKunt]

over for basketballcels

 

[Titbot]

I'm a turbomanlet too, I'm 5'5 and I wear lifts that fraud me to 5'6 daily, but this guy...


We were in a group activity where you had to meet new people so the point was to start talking to the stranger next to you and there he was.
He was like 5'3 and a curry.... so I started talking to him and I was in a good mood but the motherfucker wouldn't stop talking about basketball


Me: So these are my hobbies blablablabla, what do you like to do in your free time?
Him: I like to watch basketball
Me: cool! I like sports too, I like swimming and gymnastics, what sports do you do?
Him: I like basketball
Me thinking to myself: but you're fucking turbomanlet
Me: I like to watch youtube and netflix, I like these shows: blablablabla, what shows do you like?
Him: I like to watch basketball
Me starting to get a little annoyed: soo I'm from [where im from], where are you from?
Him: I'm from Chicago.
Me thinking to myself: Motherfucker tell me what country your family is originally from I don't care if you're a second generation or whatever the fuck. Oh well who cares if he's from curry land or pakistan or wherever else same thing in the end
Me: cool, where in Chicago?
him [name of place i don't remember]
Me: don't know where that is
him: its the place where [name of celebrity] comes from
me: oh Who is this guy?
him: basketball player
Me thinking to myself: OMG YOU FUCKER YOUR WHOLE FUCKING LIFE REVOLVES AROUND BASKETBALL YOU CANT FUCKING PLAY THIS SPORT
him: so, what basketball team you support?
Me: I don't follow basketball.
him: oh. turns around ending conversation
me thinking to myself: THANK GOD

You made this whole shit up. Not even a autistic person on the spectrum with sctizophrenia would repeat the same thing over and over again

 

[Deleted member 2012]

You made this whole shit up. Not even a autistic person on the spectrum with sctizophrenia would repeat the same thing over and over again

I swear I didn't, that curry was crazy lol

 

[Deleted member 2933]

I'm a turbomanlet too, I'm 5'5 and I wear lifts that fraud me to 5'6 daily, but this guy...


We were in a group activity where you had to meet new people so the point was to start talking to the stranger next to you and there he was.
He was like 5'3 and a curry.... so I started talking to him and I was in a good mood but the motherfucker wouldn't stop talking about basketball


Me: So these are my hobbies blablablabla, what do you like to do in your free time?
Him: I like to watch basketball
Me: cool! I like sports too, I like swimming and gymnastics, what sports do you do?
Him: I like basketball
Me thinking to myself: but you're fucking turbomanlet
Me: I like to watch youtube and netflix, I like these shows: blablablabla, what shows do you like?
Him: I like to watch basketball
Me starting to get a little annoyed: soo I'm from [where im from], where are you from?
Him: I'm from Chicago.
Me thinking to myself: Motherfucker tell me what country your family is originally from I don't care if you're a second generation or whatever the fuck. Oh well who cares if he's from curry land or pakistan or wherever else same thing in the end
Me: cool, where in Chicago?
him [name of place i don't remember]
Me: don't know where that is
him: its the place where [name of celebrity] comes from
me: oh Who is this guy?
him: basketball player
Me thinking to myself: OMG YOU FUCKER YOUR WHOLE FUCKING LIFE REVOLVES AROUND BASKETBALL YOU CANT FUCKING PLAY THIS SPORT
him: so, what basketball team you support?
Me: I don't follow basketball.
him: oh. turns around ending conversation
me thinking to myself: THANK GOD

When the blackpill hit his head, omg...

 

[xit]

sounds like a faggot tbh

 

[Deleted member 3073]

I'm a turbomanlet too, I'm 5'5 and I wear lifts that fraud me to 5'6 daily, but this guy...


We were in a group activity where you had to meet new people so the point was to start talking to the stranger next to you and there he was.
He was like 5'3 and a curry.... so I started talking to him and I was in a good mood but the motherfucker wouldn't stop talking about basketball


Me: So these are my hobbies blablablabla, what do you like to do in your free time?
Him: I like to watch basketball
Me: cool! I like sports too, I like swimming and gymnastics, what sports do you do?
Him: I like basketball
Me thinking to myself: but you're fucking turbomanlet
Me: I like to watch youtube and netflix, I like these shows: blablablabla, what shows do you like?
Him: I like to watch basketball
Me starting to get a little annoyed: soo I'm from [where im from], where are you from?
Him: I'm from Chicago.
Me thinking to myself: Motherfucker tell me what country your family is originally from I don't care if you're a second generation or whatever the fuck. Oh well who cares if he's from curry land or pakistan or wherever else same thing in the end
Me: cool, where in Chicago?
him [name of place i don't remember]
Me: don't know where that is
him: its the place where [name of celebrity] comes from
me: oh Who is this guy?
him: basketball player
Me thinking to myself: OMG YOU FUCKER YOUR WHOLE FUCKING LIFE REVOLVES AROUND BASKETBALL YOU CANT FUCKING PLAY THIS SPORT
him: so, what basketball team you support?
Me: I don't follow basketball.
him: oh. turns around ending conversation
me thinking to myself: THANK GOD

Manlets like these make me want to beat them to death.

 

[Squirtoutmabooty]

muggsy bogues max

 

[IAmNoSaint]

There was this guy who was a literal midget and he found his niche playing basketball. He could actually run and dribble the ball underneath all the tall players where they would have to reach down to try to get the ball. He was very agile and good in his niche, in fact good enough he was on the Hs basketball team.

 

[Deleted member 773]

I'm just imagining two midgets talking to eachother... lol sorry