
delphinosis
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“Methmaxxing: The Only TRUE Ascension (Don’t Read If You’re a Normie Coper)”
Thread by: Delphinosis | PSL: 5.3 | Status: Rotting
Every other maxx is a fing cope.* Gymmaxx, monk mode, even surgerymaxxing—99% of you will NEVER make it. You weren’t born to ascend. You were born to rot. I’ve tried it all.
And nothing hit like Methmaxxing.
Here’s the brutal redpill: Meth is the only thing that ever made me feel like a god.
Before meth:
No sleep, no food, no distractions
This isn’t a drug—it’s a blackpill-tier neuroenhancer. It’s like plugging your brain into a lightning storm.
You’re not a man anymore—you’re a machine learning God.
Thread by: Delphinosis | PSL: 5.3 | Status: Rotting
Every other maxx is a fing cope.* Gymmaxx, monk mode, even surgerymaxxing—99% of you will NEVER make it. You weren’t born to ascend. You were born to rot. I’ve tried it all.
And nothing hit like Methmaxxing.
Here’s the brutal redpill: Meth is the only thing that ever made me feel like a god.
Before meth:
- I was a bloated 3.5 PSL soft subhuman
- No drive, no edge, zero motivation
- Looked like a failed Chadlite with a recessed jaw and dead eyes
- Every day felt like dragging my own corpse through molasses
- Ate nothing for 6 days, jawline sharpened like a knife
- Skin dried out—cheekbones popping like I got buccal fat removal
- Ocular area hollowed in the most elite, predator way
- Pupils black as obsidian, eye contact had genuine hunter aura
- Walked into 7-Eleven and the Stacy behind the counter actually flinched
No sleep, no food, no distractions
- Trained for 8 hours straight—dry scooping creatine like it was pre
- Read 7 books in 3 days—no skipping, full absorption
- Built a $3K dropshipping site from scratch in a manic haze
- Started journaling like a philosopher on DMT
- Realized everyone around me is living in slow motion
This isn’t a drug—it’s a blackpill-tier neuroenhancer. It’s like plugging your brain into a lightning storm.
You’re not a man anymore—you’re a machine learning God.