(MILD NSFW) A FULL GUIDE ON PILLOWFUCKING (GOONERS GFTIH) (SERIAL COOMER AND IRONMIKE GTFIH)

[ragingmanlet]

INTRODUCTION:



CAN'T AFFORD A SEX DOLL OR A FLESHLIGHT? HAVE STRUGGLING GOONING BECAUSE YOU HAVE LOW T WEAK HANDS? JUST TIRED OF YOUR HANDS? WELL THEN, YOU'RE IN THE RIGHT PLACE. BECAUSE TODAY, I, RAGINGMANLET AM GOING TO DO A GUIDE ON PILLOWFUCKING. PILLOWFUCKING IS ONE OF THE BEST WAYS TO RELIEVE SOME STRESS AFTER A LONG DAY OF WORK OR SCHOOL, IT'S THE NEW META FOR GOONING.



THREAD IS GONNA BE SHORT BECAUSE I WANT PEOPLE TO ACTUALLY READ IT AND NOT JUST DNRD BUT IF YALL WANT ME TO DROP LONGER, MORE DETAILED GUIDES THEN JUST LMK.



AS ALWAYS, I'VE TESTED THIS METHOD BEFORE SO I KNOW IT'S EFFECTIVE AND I'M THE RIGHT PERSON TO MAKE THIS GUIDE.




Step 1: Choosing the Right Pillow



This is one of the most important steps, so don't fuck it up. You can't use some flat, lifeless pancake you've had since you were a kid. Get a good pillow, not a flat one. You want something thick and firm you can grab onto with a nice grip. Memory foam is the best one and my personal favorite but if you're a beginner a fluffy pillow can work too. This pillow is going to be your new fucktoy .




Step 2: The Setup



Fold the pillow in half. This makes a tight slit. If it's too soft, put it between your mattress and box spring for a tight fit. Lube is optional but recommended. Hand lotion works, BUT I PERSONALLY ALWAYS DO IT DRY BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA MAKE A MESS AND ALSO BECAUSE I'VE ALWAYS LOVED DRY BEATING.



Step 3: The Missionary


Lay on top of the folded pillow. The slit should be against your tiny little incel dick. Thrust like you're fucking a PAWG (A WHITE QUEEN ). Grab the pillow and go hard like an animal. This is the classic position and my favorite one.



Step 4: The Prone Position


If you want a different sensation, or if you're trying to last longer because you wanna practice real sex because maybe, just maybe you actually get pussy (99% of you don't, so you can skip this part if you want), the prone is the best position.



Lay on your stomach and put the pillow under your dick. Hump it. Grind into it. This is good for edging and feels different. USE YOUR BODY WEIGHT!




Step 5: Cleanup



If you're a professional gooner like myself, @Serial Coomer and @IronMike and you already know how to do this, then you can skip this part too.



You're gonna make a mess. Have a towel ready. Cum inside the fold or on it. Wash your pillowcase or you'll be sleeping in your own crust. Don't be a degenerate nigger, AND DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT LET YOUR FAMILY WASH THAT PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.



Alternatively, you can do the pull out method and just pull it out before cuming and do it inside your hands and drink it or have some paper towels and clean it up (I do this myself because I can't clean up the mess late at night).



NOTE: YOU CAN ALSO USE A BODY PILLOW (I HAVE A SOYTAN ONE).

That's it. Now go practice. It's better than your hand.



This is not a copypasta! This thread was made by ragingmanlet.

© ragingmanlet. All rights reserved. Unauthorized use will result in unnecessary drama.


-ragingmanlet

 

[ragingmanlet]

@acm @abzz @alurmo @Serial Coomer @Former Shortcel

 

[ragingmanlet]

@kababcel @Framemaxxx @ltnbrownacnecel @Htncel1 @mohi_100

 

[ragingmanlet]

@TopTierIncel42 @IronMike @Mogs Me @quan1

 

[Galvatron]

I’m excited to try this

 

[Mogs Me]

“Are you winning son?”

“no dad I’m fucking a pillow”

 

[luuk]

View attachment 4665939




INTRODUCTION:



CAN'T AFFORD A SEX DOLL OR A FLESHLIGHT? HAVE STRUGGLING GOONING BECAUSE YOU HAVE LOW T WEAK HANDS? JUST TIRED OF YOUR HANDS? WELL THEN, YOU'RE IN THE RIGHT PLACE. BECAUSE TODAY, I, RAGINGMANLET AM GOING TO DO A GUIDE ON PILLOWFUCKING. PILLOWFUCKING IS ONE OF THE BEST WAYS TO RELIEVE SOME STRESS AFTER A LONG DAY OF WORK OR SCHOOL, IT'S THE NEW META FOR GOONING.



THREAD IS GONNA BE SHORT BECAUSE I WANT PEOPLE TO ACTUALLY READ IT AND NOT JUST DNRD BUT IF YALL WANT ME TO DROP LONGER, MORE DETAILED GUIDES THEN JUST LMK.



AS ALWAYS, I'VE TESTED THIS METHOD BEFORE SO I KNOW IT'S EFFECTIVE AND I'M THE RIGHT PERSON TO MAKE THIS GUIDE.




Step 1: Choosing the Right Pillow



This is one of the most important steps, so don't fuck it up. You can't use some flat, lifeless pancake you've had since you were a kid. Get a good pillow, not a flat one. You want something thick and firm you can grab onto with a nice grip. Memory foam is the best one and my personal favorite but if you're a beginner a fluffy pillow can work too. This pillow is going to be your new fucktoy .




Step 2: The Setup



Fold the pillow in half. This makes a tight slit. If it's too soft, put it between your mattress and box spring for a tight fit. Lube is optional but recommended. Hand lotion works, BUT I PERSONALLY ALWAYS DO IT DRY BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA MAKE A MESS AND ALSO BECAUSE I'VE ALWAYS LOVED DRY BEATING.



Step 3: The Missionary


Lay on top of the folded pillow. The slit should be against your tiny little incel dick. Thrust like you're fucking a PAWG (A WHITE QUEEN ). Grab the pillow and go hard like an animal. This is the classic position and my favorite one.



Step 4: The Prone Position


If you want a different sensation, or if you're trying to last longer because you wanna practice real sex because maybe, just maybe you actually get pussy (99% of you don't, so you can skip this part if you want), the prone is the best position.



Lay on your stomach and put the pillow under your dick. Hump it. Grind into it. This is good for edging and feels different. USE YOUR BODY WEIGHT!




Step 5: Cleanup



If you're a professional gooner like myself, @Serial Coomer and @IronMike and you already know how to do this, then you can skip this part too.



You're gonna make a mess. Have a towel ready. Cum inside the fold or on it. Wash your pillowcase or you'll be sleeping in your own crust. Don't be a degenerate nigger, AND DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT LET YOUR FAMILY WASH THAT PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.



Alternatively, you can do the pull out method and just pull it out before cuming and do it inside your hands and drink it or have some paper towels and clean it up (I do this myself because I can't clean up the mess late at night).



NOTE: YOU CAN ALSO USE A BODY PILLOW (I HAVE A SOYTAN ONE).



View attachment 4666080




That's it. Now go practice. It's better than your hand.



This is not a copypasta! This thread was made by ragingmanlet.

© ragingmanlet. All rights reserved. Unauthorized use will result in unnecessary drama.


-ragingmanlet

Why are your guides actually high quality
Talent in the hands of a jester

 

[aidenltn17]

nice thread bhai

 

[psltristan1]

I didn't need to know this

 

[psltristan1]

“Are you winning son?”

“no dad I’m fucking a pillow”

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I didn't need to know this
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[ragingmanlet]

Why are your guides actually high quality
Talent in the hands of a jester

https://looksmax.org/threads/nsfw-scatmaxxing-how-to-master-eating-shit-during-sex-kinky-niggas-gtfih.1884335/

did you check this one out from yesterday?

 

[ragingmanlet]

I didn't need to know this
View attachment 4666104

Holy shit, I'm gonna try that

 

[lenvoalt]

So tuff I do this all the time

 

[Blackpillirony]

 

[BlackFag]

View attachment 4665939




INTRODUCTION:



CAN'T AFFORD A SEX DOLL OR A FLESHLIGHT? HAVE STRUGGLING GOONING BECAUSE YOU HAVE LOW T WEAK HANDS? JUST TIRED OF YOUR HANDS? WELL THEN, YOU'RE IN THE RIGHT PLACE. BECAUSE TODAY, I, RAGINGMANLET AM GOING TO DO A GUIDE ON PILLOWFUCKING. PILLOWFUCKING IS ONE OF THE BEST WAYS TO RELIEVE SOME STRESS AFTER A LONG DAY OF WORK OR SCHOOL, IT'S THE NEW META FOR GOONING.



THREAD IS GONNA BE SHORT BECAUSE I WANT PEOPLE TO ACTUALLY READ IT AND NOT JUST DNRD BUT IF YALL WANT ME TO DROP LONGER, MORE DETAILED GUIDES THEN JUST LMK.



AS ALWAYS, I'VE TESTED THIS METHOD BEFORE SO I KNOW IT'S EFFECTIVE AND I'M THE RIGHT PERSON TO MAKE THIS GUIDE.




Step 1: Choosing the Right Pillow



This is one of the most important steps, so don't fuck it up. You can't use some flat, lifeless pancake you've had since you were a kid. Get a good pillow, not a flat one. You want something thick and firm you can grab onto with a nice grip. Memory foam is the best one and my personal favorite but if you're a beginner a fluffy pillow can work too. This pillow is going to be your new fucktoy .




Step 2: The Setup



Fold the pillow in half. This makes a tight slit. If it's too soft, put it between your mattress and box spring for a tight fit. Lube is optional but recommended. Hand lotion works, BUT I PERSONALLY ALWAYS DO IT DRY BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA MAKE A MESS AND ALSO BECAUSE I'VE ALWAYS LOVED DRY BEATING.



Step 3: The Missionary


Lay on top of the folded pillow. The slit should be against your tiny little incel dick. Thrust like you're fucking a PAWG (A WHITE QUEEN ). Grab the pillow and go hard like an animal. This is the classic position and my favorite one.



Step 4: The Prone Position


If you want a different sensation, or if you're trying to last longer because you wanna practice real sex because maybe, just maybe you actually get pussy (99% of you don't, so you can skip this part if you want), the prone is the best position.



Lay on your stomach and put the pillow under your dick. Hump it. Grind into it. This is good for edging and feels different. USE YOUR BODY WEIGHT!




Step 5: Cleanup



If you're a professional gooner like myself, @Serial Coomer and @IronMike and you already know how to do this, then you can skip this part too.



You're gonna make a mess. Have a towel ready. Cum inside the fold or on it. Wash your pillowcase or you'll be sleeping in your own crust. Don't be a degenerate nigger, AND DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT LET YOUR FAMILY WASH THAT PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.



Alternatively, you can do the pull out method and just pull it out before cuming and do it inside your hands and drink it or have some paper towels and clean it up (I do this myself because I can't clean up the mess late at night).



NOTE: YOU CAN ALSO USE A BODY PILLOW (I HAVE A SOYTAN ONE).



View attachment 4666080




That's it. Now go practice. It's better than your hand.



This is not a copypasta! This thread was made by ragingmanlet.

© ragingmanlet. All rights reserved. Unauthorized use will result in unnecessary drama.


-ragingmanlet

we are losing the plot

 

[Wildlife]

View attachment 4665939




INTRODUCTION:



CAN'T AFFORD A SEX DOLL OR A FLESHLIGHT? HAVE STRUGGLING GOONING BECAUSE YOU HAVE LOW T WEAK HANDS? JUST TIRED OF YOUR HANDS? WELL THEN, YOU'RE IN THE RIGHT PLACE. BECAUSE TODAY, I, RAGINGMANLET AM GOING TO DO A GUIDE ON PILLOWFUCKING. PILLOWFUCKING IS ONE OF THE BEST WAYS TO RELIEVE SOME STRESS AFTER A LONG DAY OF WORK OR SCHOOL, IT'S THE NEW META FOR GOONING.



THREAD IS GONNA BE SHORT BECAUSE I WANT PEOPLE TO ACTUALLY READ IT AND NOT JUST DNRD BUT IF YALL WANT ME TO DROP LONGER, MORE DETAILED GUIDES THEN JUST LMK.



AS ALWAYS, I'VE TESTED THIS METHOD BEFORE SO I KNOW IT'S EFFECTIVE AND I'M THE RIGHT PERSON TO MAKE THIS GUIDE.




Step 1: Choosing the Right Pillow



This is one of the most important steps, so don't fuck it up. You can't use some flat, lifeless pancake you've had since you were a kid. Get a good pillow, not a flat one. You want something thick and firm you can grab onto with a nice grip. Memory foam is the best one and my personal favorite but if you're a beginner a fluffy pillow can work too. This pillow is going to be your new fucktoy .




Step 2: The Setup



Fold the pillow in half. This makes a tight slit. If it's too soft, put it between your mattress and box spring for a tight fit. Lube is optional but recommended. Hand lotion works, BUT I PERSONALLY ALWAYS DO IT DRY BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA MAKE A MESS AND ALSO BECAUSE I'VE ALWAYS LOVED DRY BEATING.



Step 3: The Missionary


Lay on top of the folded pillow. The slit should be against your tiny little incel dick. Thrust like you're fucking a PAWG (A WHITE QUEEN ). Grab the pillow and go hard like an animal. This is the classic position and my favorite one.



Step 4: The Prone Position


If you want a different sensation, or if you're trying to last longer because you wanna practice real sex because maybe, just maybe you actually get pussy (99% of you don't, so you can skip this part if you want), the prone is the best position.



Lay on your stomach and put the pillow under your dick. Hump it. Grind into it. This is good for edging and feels different. USE YOUR BODY WEIGHT!




Step 5: Cleanup



If you're a professional gooner like myself, @Serial Coomer and @IronMike and you already know how to do this, then you can skip this part too.



You're gonna make a mess. Have a towel ready. Cum inside the fold or on it. Wash your pillowcase or you'll be sleeping in your own crust. Don't be a degenerate nigger, AND DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT LET YOUR FAMILY WASH THAT PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.



Alternatively, you can do the pull out method and just pull it out before cuming and do it inside your hands and drink it or have some paper towels and clean it up (I do this myself because I can't clean up the mess late at night).



NOTE: YOU CAN ALSO USE A BODY PILLOW (I HAVE A SOYTAN ONE).



View attachment 4666080




That's it. Now go practice. It's better than your hand.



This is not a copypasta! This thread was made by ragingmanlet.

© ragingmanlet. All rights reserved. Unauthorized use will result in unnecessary drama.


-ragingmanlet

This dude is genuinely a legend

 

[IronMike]

I've done this and its inferior to prone masturbation on a bathroom rug

 

[davidlaidisme67]

View attachment 4665939




INTRODUCTION:



CAN'T AFFORD A SEX DOLL OR A FLESHLIGHT? HAVE STRUGGLING GOONING BECAUSE YOU HAVE LOW T WEAK HANDS? JUST TIRED OF YOUR HANDS? WELL THEN, YOU'RE IN THE RIGHT PLACE. BECAUSE TODAY, I, RAGINGMANLET AM GOING TO DO A GUIDE ON PILLOWFUCKING. PILLOWFUCKING IS ONE OF THE BEST WAYS TO RELIEVE SOME STRESS AFTER A LONG DAY OF WORK OR SCHOOL, IT'S THE NEW META FOR GOONING.



THREAD IS GONNA BE SHORT BECAUSE I WANT PEOPLE TO ACTUALLY READ IT AND NOT JUST DNRD BUT IF YALL WANT ME TO DROP LONGER, MORE DETAILED GUIDES THEN JUST LMK.



AS ALWAYS, I'VE TESTED THIS METHOD BEFORE SO I KNOW IT'S EFFECTIVE AND I'M THE RIGHT PERSON TO MAKE THIS GUIDE.




Step 1: Choosing the Right Pillow



This is one of the most important steps, so don't fuck it up. You can't use some flat, lifeless pancake you've had since you were a kid. Get a good pillow, not a flat one. You want something thick and firm you can grab onto with a nice grip. Memory foam is the best one and my personal favorite but if you're a beginner a fluffy pillow can work too. This pillow is going to be your new fucktoy .




Step 2: The Setup



Fold the pillow in half. This makes a tight slit. If it's too soft, put it between your mattress and box spring for a tight fit. Lube is optional but recommended. Hand lotion works, BUT I PERSONALLY ALWAYS DO IT DRY BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA MAKE A MESS AND ALSO BECAUSE I'VE ALWAYS LOVED DRY BEATING.



Step 3: The Missionary


Lay on top of the folded pillow. The slit should be against your tiny little incel dick. Thrust like you're fucking a PAWG (A WHITE QUEEN ). Grab the pillow and go hard like an animal. This is the classic position and my favorite one.



Step 4: The Prone Position


If you want a different sensation, or if you're trying to last longer because you wanna practice real sex because maybe, just maybe you actually get pussy (99% of you don't, so you can skip this part if you want), the prone is the best position.



Lay on your stomach and put the pillow under your dick. Hump it. Grind into it. This is good for edging and feels different. USE YOUR BODY WEIGHT!




Step 5: Cleanup



If you're a professional gooner like myself, @Serial Coomer and @IronMike and you already know how to do this, then you can skip this part too.



You're gonna make a mess. Have a towel ready. Cum inside the fold or on it. Wash your pillowcase or you'll be sleeping in your own crust. Don't be a degenerate nigger, AND DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT LET YOUR FAMILY WASH THAT PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.



Alternatively, you can do the pull out method and just pull it out before cuming and do it inside your hands and drink it or have some paper towels and clean it up (I do this myself because I can't clean up the mess late at night).



NOTE: YOU CAN ALSO USE A BODY PILLOW (I HAVE A SOYTAN ONE).



View attachment 4666080




That's it. Now go practice. It's better than your hand.



This is not a copypasta! This thread was made by ragingmanlet.

© ragingmanlet. All rights reserved. Unauthorized use will result in unnecessary drama.


-ragingmanlet

I did this years ago back in ms when I saw big mouth. It feels so fucking good also is that Arthur pendragon as your avi??

 

[davidlaidisme67]

we are finding the plot

I agree

 

[ragingmanlet]

I did this years ago back in ms when I saw big mouth. It feels so fucking good also is that Arthur pendragon as your avi??

Yes, it is arthur from merlin

My favorite show

 

[ragingmanlet]

@Apchun144

 

[ragingmanlet]

I've done this and its inferior to prone masturbation on a bathroom rug

you probably didn't do it right becuase youre retarded

 

[Apchun144]

@Apchun144

Nsfw so will read when in home

 

[davidlaidisme67]

Yes, it is arthur from merlin

My favorite show

Same bro fuck I still can’t believe it ended with him dying

 

[xzv]

I will try this

 

[ragingmanlet]

I’m excited to try this

Let us know how it goes, also I remember seeing you earlier today on .com before I got banned for posting my scat guide on there.

Pretty shitty website.

 

[ragingmanlet]

I will try this

Let us know how it goes.

 

[abzz]

i can confirm that this method works

i abused it prior to getting a real gf

mr ragingmanlet never misses <3

 

[wishicouldascend]

what you gotta do, is edge for like 2 hours and then put on some type stuff and turn all the lights off. And then u use the pillow

 

[ragingmanlet]

what you gotta do, is edge for like 2 hours and then put on some type stuff and turn all the lights off. And then u use the pillow

No man, JUST NO

MOMMY ASMR IS SO BULLSHIT AND PERFORMATIVE

 

[wishicouldascend]

No man, JUST NO

MOMMY ASMR IS SO BULLSHIT AND PERFORMATIVE

it WAS good asf brains too rotted now but it used to be fire, they got better ones on reddit subs though

 

[quan1]

keep tagging me in these masterpieces

 

[Serial Coomer]

aight so i only fucked/humped the pillow that i actually sleep on,

because it is very soft, it is hard to get a feeling around your dick

and usually the pleasure is minimal unless im so hard that even only humping has an effect.

Fold the pillow in half

i did this indeed. but at the end i can't achieve the desired effect.


extra note: the maximum effect i achieved was by creating the glass with sponges and latex glove method. i put the glass between the bed frame and the mattress, and doggy style fucked it. that shit made me cum and i kept going and almost couldn't breathe tbh
(obviously you will have to guess the right consistency of the sponges and the size/diameter of the glass to achieve the right effect for your girth size...

 

[ghenghis]

 

[Nebelix28]

This was disappointing.
Expected more detail

 

[DRACOX]

View attachment 4665939




INTRODUCTION:



CAN'T AFFORD A SEX DOLL OR A FLESHLIGHT? HAVE STRUGGLING GOONING BECAUSE YOU HAVE LOW T WEAK HANDS? JUST TIRED OF YOUR HANDS? WELL THEN, YOU'RE IN THE RIGHT PLACE. BECAUSE TODAY, I, RAGINGMANLET AM GOING TO DO A GUIDE ON PILLOWFUCKING. PILLOWFUCKING IS ONE OF THE BEST WAYS TO RELIEVE SOME STRESS AFTER A LONG DAY OF WORK OR SCHOOL, IT'S THE NEW META FOR GOONING.



THREAD IS GONNA BE SHORT BECAUSE I WANT PEOPLE TO ACTUALLY READ IT AND NOT JUST DNRD BUT IF YALL WANT ME TO DROP LONGER, MORE DETAILED GUIDES THEN JUST LMK.



AS ALWAYS, I'VE TESTED THIS METHOD BEFORE SO I KNOW IT'S EFFECTIVE AND I'M THE RIGHT PERSON TO MAKE THIS GUIDE.




Step 1: Choosing the Right Pillow



This is one of the most important steps, so don't fuck it up. You can't use some flat, lifeless pancake you've had since you were a kid. Get a good pillow, not a flat one. You want something thick and firm you can grab onto with a nice grip. Memory foam is the best one and my personal favorite but if you're a beginner a fluffy pillow can work too. This pillow is going to be your new fucktoy .




Step 2: The Setup



Fold the pillow in half. This makes a tight slit. If it's too soft, put it between your mattress and box spring for a tight fit. Lube is optional but recommended. Hand lotion works, BUT I PERSONALLY ALWAYS DO IT DRY BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA MAKE A MESS AND ALSO BECAUSE I'VE ALWAYS LOVED DRY BEATING.



Step 3: The Missionary


Lay on top of the folded pillow. The slit should be against your tiny little incel dick. Thrust like you're fucking a PAWG (A WHITE QUEEN ). Grab the pillow and go hard like an animal. This is the classic position and my favorite one.



Step 4: The Prone Position


If you want a different sensation, or if you're trying to last longer because you wanna practice real sex because maybe, just maybe you actually get pussy (99% of you don't, so you can skip this part if you want), the prone is the best position.



Lay on your stomach and put the pillow under your dick. Hump it. Grind into it. This is good for edging and feels different. USE YOUR BODY WEIGHT!




Step 5: Cleanup



If you're a professional gooner like myself, @Serial Coomer and @IronMike and you already know how to do this, then you can skip this part too.



You're gonna make a mess. Have a towel ready. Cum inside the fold or on it. Wash your pillowcase or you'll be sleeping in your own crust. Don't be a degenerate nigger, AND DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT LET YOUR FAMILY WASH THAT PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.



Alternatively, you can do the pull out method and just pull it out before cuming and do it inside your hands and drink it or have some paper towels and clean it up (I do this myself because I can't clean up the mess late at night).



NOTE: YOU CAN ALSO USE A BODY PILLOW (I HAVE A SOYTAN ONE).



View attachment 4666080




That's it. Now go practice. It's better than your hand.



This is not a copypasta! This thread was made by ragingmanlet.

© ragingmanlet. All rights reserved. Unauthorized use will result in unnecessary drama.


-ragingmanlet

Does this really feel better than ur hand? And how do you keep the slit in the pillow tight? If ur hands slip even a bit it opens up no?

 

[kababcel]

View attachment 4665939




INTRODUCTION:



CAN'T AFFORD A SEX DOLL OR A FLESHLIGHT? HAVE STRUGGLING GOONING BECAUSE YOU HAVE LOW T WEAK HANDS? JUST TIRED OF YOUR HANDS? WELL THEN, YOU'RE IN THE RIGHT PLACE. BECAUSE TODAY, I, RAGINGMANLET AM GOING TO DO A GUIDE ON PILLOWFUCKING. PILLOWFUCKING IS ONE OF THE BEST WAYS TO RELIEVE SOME STRESS AFTER A LONG DAY OF WORK OR SCHOOL, IT'S THE NEW META FOR GOONING.



THREAD IS GONNA BE SHORT BECAUSE I WANT PEOPLE TO ACTUALLY READ IT AND NOT JUST DNRD BUT IF YALL WANT ME TO DROP LONGER, MORE DETAILED GUIDES THEN JUST LMK.



AS ALWAYS, I'VE TESTED THIS METHOD BEFORE SO I KNOW IT'S EFFECTIVE AND I'M THE RIGHT PERSON TO MAKE THIS GUIDE.




Step 1: Choosing the Right Pillow



This is one of the most important steps, so don't fuck it up. You can't use some flat, lifeless pancake you've had since you were a kid. Get a good pillow, not a flat one. You want something thick and firm you can grab onto with a nice grip. Memory foam is the best one and my personal favorite but if you're a beginner a fluffy pillow can work too. This pillow is going to be your new fucktoy .




Step 2: The Setup



Fold the pillow in half. This makes a tight slit. If it's too soft, put it between your mattress and box spring for a tight fit. Lube is optional but recommended. Hand lotion works, BUT I PERSONALLY ALWAYS DO IT DRY BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA MAKE A MESS AND ALSO BECAUSE I'VE ALWAYS LOVED DRY BEATING.



Step 3: The Missionary


Lay on top of the folded pillow. The slit should be against your tiny little incel dick. Thrust like you're fucking a PAWG (A WHITE QUEEN ). Grab the pillow and go hard like an animal. This is the classic position and my favorite one.



Step 4: The Prone Position


If you want a different sensation, or if you're trying to last longer because you wanna practice real sex because maybe, just maybe you actually get pussy (99% of you don't, so you can skip this part if you want), the prone is the best position.



Lay on your stomach and put the pillow under your dick. Hump it. Grind into it. This is good for edging and feels different. USE YOUR BODY WEIGHT!




Step 5: Cleanup



If you're a professional gooner like myself, @Serial Coomer and @IronMike and you already know how to do this, then you can skip this part too.



You're gonna make a mess. Have a towel ready. Cum inside the fold or on it. Wash your pillowcase or you'll be sleeping in your own crust. Don't be a degenerate nigger, AND DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT LET YOUR FAMILY WASH THAT PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.



Alternatively, you can do the pull out method and just pull it out before cuming and do it inside your hands and drink it or have some paper towels and clean it up (I do this myself because I can't clean up the mess late at night).



NOTE: YOU CAN ALSO USE A BODY PILLOW (I HAVE A SOYTAN ONE).



View attachment 4666080




That's it. Now go practice. It's better than your hand.



This is not a copypasta! This thread was made by ragingmanlet.

© ragingmanlet. All rights reserved. Unauthorized use will result in unnecessary drama.


-ragingmanlet

Thanks bro, I cummed in my pillow like 5 times today after reading this guide and my schlong is enjoying every second of it

 

[ragingmanlet]

aight so i only fucked/humped the pillow that i actually sleep on,

because it is very soft, it is hard to get a feeling around your dick

and usually the pleasure is minimal unless im so hard that even only humping has an effect.



i did this indeed. but at the end i can't achieve the desired effect.


extra note: the maximum effect i achieved was by creating the glass with sponges and latex glove method. i put the glass between the bed frame and the mattress, and doggy style fucked it. that shit made me cum and i kept going and almost couldn't breathe tbh
(obviously you will have to guess the right consistency of the sponges and the size/diameter of the glass to achieve the right effect for your girth size...

Gotta use a better pillow

Does this really feel better than ur hand? And how do you keep the slit in the pillow tight? If ur hands slip even a bit it opens up no?

it does feel better than hands for me, also you gotta keep the pillow folded with your hands, it isn’t that hard to do so because it’s only a pillow

This was disappointing.
Expected more detail

if I made it more detailed people would’ve dnrd

 

[Sven]

I manifested this thread

 

[AntiCortisol]

@ragingmanlet I always thought you were serious about everything now I just know you’re a satire account

 

[ragingmanlet]

@ragingmanlet I always thought you were serious about everything now I just know you’re a satire account

How is it satire retard?

You want me to show you proof?

 

[AntiCortisol]

How is it satire retard?

You want me to show you proof?

Nah I’m fine bro

 

[iblamexyz]

View attachment 4665939




INTRODUCTION:



CAN'T AFFORD A SEX DOLL OR A FLESHLIGHT? HAVE STRUGGLING GOONING BECAUSE YOU HAVE LOW T WEAK HANDS? JUST TIRED OF YOUR HANDS? WELL THEN, YOU'RE IN THE RIGHT PLACE. BECAUSE TODAY, I, RAGINGMANLET AM GOING TO DO A GUIDE ON PILLOWFUCKING. PILLOWFUCKING IS ONE OF THE BEST WAYS TO RELIEVE SOME STRESS AFTER A LONG DAY OF WORK OR SCHOOL, IT'S THE NEW META FOR GOONING.



THREAD IS GONNA BE SHORT BECAUSE I WANT PEOPLE TO ACTUALLY READ IT AND NOT JUST DNRD BUT IF YALL WANT ME TO DROP LONGER, MORE DETAILED GUIDES THEN JUST LMK.



AS ALWAYS, I'VE TESTED THIS METHOD BEFORE SO I KNOW IT'S EFFECTIVE AND I'M THE RIGHT PERSON TO MAKE THIS GUIDE.




Step 1: Choosing the Right Pillow



This is one of the most important steps, so don't fuck it up. You can't use some flat, lifeless pancake you've had since you were a kid. Get a good pillow, not a flat one. You want something thick and firm you can grab onto with a nice grip. Memory foam is the best one and my personal favorite but if you're a beginner a fluffy pillow can work too. This pillow is going to be your new fucktoy .




Step 2: The Setup



Fold the pillow in half. This makes a tight slit. If it's too soft, put it between your mattress and box spring for a tight fit. Lube is optional but recommended. Hand lotion works, BUT I PERSONALLY ALWAYS DO IT DRY BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA MAKE A MESS AND ALSO BECAUSE I'VE ALWAYS LOVED DRY BEATING.



Step 3: The Missionary


Lay on top of the folded pillow. The slit should be against your tiny little incel dick. Thrust like you're fucking a PAWG (A WHITE QUEEN ). Grab the pillow and go hard like an animal. This is the classic position and my favorite one.



Step 4: The Prone Position


If you want a different sensation, or if you're trying to last longer because you wanna practice real sex because maybe, just maybe you actually get pussy (99% of you don't, so you can skip this part if you want), the prone is the best position.



Lay on your stomach and put the pillow under your dick. Hump it. Grind into it. This is good for edging and feels different. USE YOUR BODY WEIGHT!




Step 5: Cleanup



If you're a professional gooner like myself, @Serial Coomer and @IronMike and you already know how to do this, then you can skip this part too.



You're gonna make a mess. Have a towel ready. Cum inside the fold or on it. Wash your pillowcase or you'll be sleeping in your own crust. Don't be a degenerate nigger, AND DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT LET YOUR FAMILY WASH THAT PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.



Alternatively, you can do the pull out method and just pull it out before cuming and do it inside your hands and drink it or have some paper towels and clean it up (I do this myself because I can't clean up the mess late at night).



NOTE: YOU CAN ALSO USE A BODY PILLOW (I HAVE A SOYTAN ONE).



View attachment 4666080




That's it. Now go practice. It's better than your hand.



This is not a copypasta! This thread was made by ragingmanlet.

© ragingmanlet. All rights reserved. Unauthorized use will result in unnecessary drama.


-ragingmanlet

Jaymaxxing

 

[Sven]

Step 4: The Prone Position


If you want a different sensation, or if you're trying to last longer because you wanna practice real sex because maybe, just maybe you actually get pussy (99% of you don't, so you can skip this part if you want), the prone is the best position.



Lay on your stomach and put the pillow under your dick. Hump it. Grind into it. This is good for edging and feels different. USE YOUR BODY WEIGHT!

This. So much of this.

Best advice ever

 

[autistic.goblin]

I HAVE A SOYTAN ONE

 

[ascension]

Dropped a react for effort but I ain't reading allat

 

[iblameocclusalcant]

View attachment 4665939




INTRODUCTION:



CAN'T AFFORD A SEX DOLL OR A FLESHLIGHT? HAVE STRUGGLING GOONING BECAUSE YOU HAVE LOW T WEAK HANDS? JUST TIRED OF YOUR HANDS? WELL THEN, YOU'RE IN THE RIGHT PLACE. BECAUSE TODAY, I, RAGINGMANLET AM GOING TO DO A GUIDE ON PILLOWFUCKING. PILLOWFUCKING IS ONE OF THE BEST WAYS TO RELIEVE SOME STRESS AFTER A LONG DAY OF WORK OR SCHOOL, IT'S THE NEW META FOR GOONING.



THREAD IS GONNA BE SHORT BECAUSE I WANT PEOPLE TO ACTUALLY READ IT AND NOT JUST DNRD BUT IF YALL WANT ME TO DROP LONGER, MORE DETAILED GUIDES THEN JUST LMK.



AS ALWAYS, I'VE TESTED THIS METHOD BEFORE SO I KNOW IT'S EFFECTIVE AND I'M THE RIGHT PERSON TO MAKE THIS GUIDE.




Step 1: Choosing the Right Pillow



This is one of the most important steps, so don't fuck it up. You can't use some flat, lifeless pancake you've had since you were a kid. Get a good pillow, not a flat one. You want something thick and firm you can grab onto with a nice grip. Memory foam is the best one and my personal favorite but if you're a beginner a fluffy pillow can work too. This pillow is going to be your new fucktoy .




Step 2: The Setup



Fold the pillow in half. This makes a tight slit. If it's too soft, put it between your mattress and box spring for a tight fit. Lube is optional but recommended. Hand lotion works, BUT I PERSONALLY ALWAYS DO IT DRY BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA MAKE A MESS AND ALSO BECAUSE I'VE ALWAYS LOVED DRY BEATING.



Step 3: The Missionary


Lay on top of the folded pillow. The slit should be against your tiny little incel dick. Thrust like you're fucking a PAWG (A WHITE QUEEN ). Grab the pillow and go hard like an animal. This is the classic position and my favorite one.



Step 4: The Prone Position


If you want a different sensation, or if you're trying to last longer because you wanna practice real sex because maybe, just maybe you actually get pussy (99% of you don't, so you can skip this part if you want), the prone is the best position.



Lay on your stomach and put the pillow under your dick. Hump it. Grind into it. This is good for edging and feels different. USE YOUR BODY WEIGHT!




Step 5: Cleanup



If you're a professional gooner like myself, @Serial Coomer and @IronMike and you already know how to do this, then you can skip this part too.



You're gonna make a mess. Have a towel ready. Cum inside the fold or on it. Wash your pillowcase or you'll be sleeping in your own crust. Don't be a degenerate nigger, AND DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT LET YOUR FAMILY WASH THAT PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.



Alternatively, you can do the pull out method and just pull it out before cuming and do it inside your hands and drink it or have some paper towels and clean it up (I do this myself because I can't clean up the mess late at night).



NOTE: YOU CAN ALSO USE A BODY PILLOW (I HAVE A SOYTAN ONE).



View attachment 4666080




That's it. Now go practice. It's better than your hand.



This is not a copypasta! This thread was made by ragingmanlet.

© ragingmanlet. All rights reserved. Unauthorized use will result in unnecessary drama.


-ragingmanlet

Unique thread, OP.

The Council of Coomers (@IronMike, @Serial Coomer, @tomfromthesnow, @VrillFatNoob24, etc.) shall decide if you deem fit to be a part of it.

Until then, keep showing effort.


-@iblameocclussalcant, Team of Admissions

 

[tomfromthesnow]

Unique thread, OP.

The Council of Coomers (@IronMike, @Serial Coomer, @tomfromthesnow, @VrillFatNoob24, etc.) shall decide if you deem fit to be a part of it.

Until then, keep showing effort.


-@iblameocclussalcant, Team of Admissions

Good thread tried it didn’t work for me not enough pressure

 

[Serial Coomer]

Good thread tried it didn’t work for me not enough pressure

wym raging manlet already mogs me in fetishes and mental illness

 

[ragingmanlet]

wym raging manlet already mogs me in fetishes and mental illness

Replied to the wrong comment my man