Minimum requirements to slay in 2021 (Updated)

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Sean O'pry face
Jeff Seid body
Minimum 1.90cm
Jordan Barrett voice
Shawn Mendes Hair
Radiant Skin as Prime Chico
Sing like Pavarotti
Play soccer like Messi
100 million equity
Have contacts with the mafia
Political power
Have bought from the media
Being friends with celebrities
Be a member of the high sphere
Be the highest ranking illuminati
You have colonized at least 5 planets
Having visited 3 galaxies
Eternal youth
Buddha consciousness
500iq
100 million followers on Instagram
Have traveled to different multidimensional planes
Be a high ranking military man
Know how to use all kinds of military weapons
Know 50 types of martial arts


and all that to hopefully slay Becky 4/10
 
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Sounds more like minimum requirements to get laid with a landwhale

To slay you d need much more than that
 
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Learn how to get ahead in life. Lifestyle, success, power, confidence, and money.
 
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leave your room.
 
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Sean O'pry face
Jeff Seid body
Minimum 1.90cm
Jordan Barrett voice
Shawn Mendes Hair
Radiant Skin as Prime Chico
Sing like Pavarotti
Play soccer like Messi
100 million equity
Have contacts with the mafia
Political power
Have bought from the media
Being friends with celebrities
Be a member of the high sphere
Be the highest ranking illuminati
You have colonized at least 5 planets
Having visited 3 galaxies
Eternal youth
Buddha consciousness
500iq
100 million followers on Instagram
Have traveled to different multidimensional planes
Be a high ranking military man
Know how to use all kinds of military weapons
Know 50 types of martial arts


and all that to hopefully slay Becky 4/10
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dn rd I don't care about "slaying"
 
Sean O'pry face
Jeff Seid body
Minimum 1.90cm
Jordan Barrett voice
Shawn Mendes Hair
Radiant Skin as Prime Chico
Sing like Pavarotti
Play soccer like Messi
100 million equity
Have contacts with the mafia
Political power
Have bought from the media
Being friends with celebrities
Be a member of the high sphere
Be the highest ranking illuminati
You have colonized at least 5 planets
Having visited 3 galaxies
Eternal youth
Buddha consciousness
500iq
100 million followers on Instagram
Have traveled to different multidimensional planes
Be a high ranking military man
Know how to use all kinds of military weapons
Know 50 types of martial arts


and all that to hopefully slay Becky 4/10
I'm on my 49th martial art rn hoping it pays off
 
Minimum requirements to have a happy life:

Be born as a White Man in an All White Country

Congrats! You will now be married at the age of 18 to a loyal wife, and make enough money to fund your entire family working a 40 hour work week, your neighbors will keep up their yard and your military is the best in the World
 
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Sean O'pry face
Jeff Seid body
Minimum 1.90cm
Jordan Barrett voice
Shawn Mendes Hair
Radiant Skin as Prime Chico
Sing like Pavarotti
Play soccer like Messi
100 million equity
Have contacts with the mafia
Political power
Have bought from the media
Being friends with celebrities
Be a member of the high sphere
Be the highest ranking illuminati
You have colonized at least 5 planets
Having visited 3 galaxies
Eternal youth
Buddha consciousness
500iq
100 million followers on Instagram
Have traveled to different multidimensional planes
Be a high ranking military man
Know how to use all kinds of military weapons
Know 50 types of martial arts


and all that to hopefully slay Becky 4/10
Ok it is over
 
With the rate hypergamy is going at, this will land you a hug in 2025
 
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Minimum requirements to have a happy life:

Be born as a White Man in an All White Country

Congrats! You will now be married at the age of 18 to a loyal wife, and make enough money to fund your entire family working a 40 hour work week, your neighbors will keep up their yard and your military is the best in the World
Also highest sucide rate in the states 15-24 white males lmao.
 
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train jui jitsu
 
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