Missed out on a threesome with 2 stacylites this summer

[Celestial Empire]

I was in New York over the summer renting a suite with friends at one of the top hotels on the Upper East Side, think the types with pianos and views of Central Park.

One of my fellow trustfundcel friends got us into an exclusive rooftop club, the types where you find Victoria's Secret rejects in the backroom and tip the workers in hundred dollar bills.

The music indoors was too loud so I headed off to the back, keep in mind you poorcels wouldn't have even heard of this place let alone been allowed to the back. I instantly found myself talking hedge funds and Ivy league with these careermogger slicked back hair Wall Street yuppies and and barely noticed I was getting eyefucked by these two foids, instantly picked up 'trust fund traveller foids here to attend Victoria Secret modelling events' vibes from them, one was a high class looking blonde Belgian foid, probably low stacylite around 5'9, the other was a gigaexotic 5'11 mid-high stacylite German-Brazilian foid who looked like a mix of Adriana Lima and Gigi Haddid

I approached them and had them making out with me and trying to unbutton my shirt within 2 minutes. We headed off to the stalls so I could do cocaine off their asses but they were all full so I looked into one of the stalls (perks of frauding 6'5) and told some manlet doing coke there I'd break his arm if he didn't leave. I looked like a coked up Wall Street investment banker on his break when I caught myself in a reflection on the way back to the car.

Suicidefuel when realized i couldn't fit both of them in my 2-seater Aston Martin DB4 GT Zagato. So anyways i opened the door for the Belgian foid while ignoring the deathnic one and left her standing there as i drove off the other one to fuck

The Belgian foid started unzipping my pants halfway through the ride but i could barely get hard from the cocaine so i told her i didn't want to get the leather seats dirty (over for my NT levels)

We ended up fucking 3 times that night despite me barely being able to get it up

Afterwards I found out she was an actual model with 10 000 instagram followers and had her follow me before i kicked her out for smoking in my suite at 3AM and she hasn't stopped texting me since then JFL

 

[WhoTookVendetta]

I was in New York over the summer renting a suite with friends at one of the top hotels on the Upper East Side, think the types with pianos and views of Central Park.

One of my fellow trustfundcel friends got us into an exclusive rooftop club, the types where you find Victoria's Secret rejects in the backroom and tip the workers in hundred dollar bills.

The music indoors was too loud so I headed off to the back, keep in mind you poorcels wouldn't have even heard of this place let alone been allowed to the back. I instantly found myself talking hedge funds and Ivy league with these careermogger slicked back hair Wall Street yuppies and and barely noticed I was getting eyefucked by these two foids, instantly picked up 'trust fund traveller foids here to attend Victoria Secret modelling events' vibes from them, one was a high class looking blonde Belgian foid, probably low stacylite around 5'9, the other was a gigaexotic 5'11 mid-high stacylite German-Brazilian foid who looked like a mix of Adriana Lima and Gigi Haddid

I approached them and had them making out with me and trying to unbutton my shirt within 2 minutes. We headed off to the stalls so I could do cocaine off their asses but they were all full so I looked into one of the stalls (perks of frauding 6'5) and told some manlet doing coke there I'd break his arm if he didn't leave. I looked like a coked up Wall Street investment banker on his break when I caught myself in a reflection on the way back to the car.

Suicidefuel when realised i couldn't fit both of them in my 2-seater Aston Martin DB4 GT Zagato. So anyways i opened the door for the Belgian foid while ignoring the deathnic one and left her standing there as i drove off the other one to fuck

The Belgian foid started unzipping my pants halfway through the ride but i could barely get hard from the cocaine so i told her i didn't want to get the leather seats dirty (over for my NT levels)

We ended up fucking 3 times that night despite me barely being able to get it up

Afterwards I found out she was an actual model with 10 000 instagram followers and had her follow me before i kicked her out for smoking in my suite at 3AM and she hasn't stopped texting me since then JFL

not a single molecule + tales

 

[Celestial Empire]

not a single molecule + tales

couldn't handle the suicidefuel little man

 

[Carbine]

Meanwhile I come into the world without parents and unattractive, fuck whatever god there is and fuck you

 

[WhoTookVendetta]

couldn't handle the suicidefuel little man

Post ur face and then talk

 

[Deleted member 77954]

I was in New York over the summer renting a suite with friends at one of the top hotels on the Upper East Side, think the types with pianos and views of Central Park.

One of my fellow trustfundcel friends got us into an exclusive rooftop club, the types where you find Victoria's Secret rejects in the backroom and tip the workers in hundred dollar bills.

The music indoors was too loud so I headed off to the back, keep in mind you poorcels wouldn't have even heard of this place let alone been allowed to the back. I instantly found myself talking hedge funds and Ivy league with these careermogger slicked back hair Wall Street yuppies and and barely noticed I was getting eyefucked by these two foids, instantly picked up 'trust fund traveller foids here to attend Victoria Secret modelling events' vibes from them, one was a high class looking blonde Belgian foid, probably low stacylite around 5'9, the other was a gigaexotic 5'11 mid-high stacylite German-Brazilian foid who looked like a mix of Adriana Lima and Gigi Haddid

I approached them and had them making out with me and trying to unbutton my shirt within 2 minutes. We headed off to the stalls so I could do cocaine off their asses but they were all full so I looked into one of the stalls (perks of frauding 6'5) and told some manlet doing coke there I'd break his arm if he didn't leave. I looked like a coked up Wall Street investment banker on his break when I caught myself in a reflection on the way back to the car.

Suicidefuel when realised i couldn't fit both of them in my 2-seater Aston Martin DB4 GT Zagato. So anyways i opened the door for the Belgian foid while ignoring the deathnic one and left her standing there as i drove off the other one to fuck

The Belgian foid started unzipping my pants halfway through the ride but i could barely get hard from the cocaine so i told her i didn't want to get the leather seats dirty (over for my NT levels)

We ended up fucking 3 times that night despite me barely being able to get it up

Afterwards I found out she was an actual model with 10 000 instagram followers and had her follow me before i kicked her out for smoking in my suite at 3AM and she hasn't stopped texting me since then JFL

Holy what the chad

 

[Petsmart]

Tales from the shekel shack

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[Klasik616]

I was in New York over the summer renting a suite with friends at one of the top hotels on the Upper East Side, think the types with pianos and views of Central Park.

One of my fellow trustfundcel friends got us into an exclusive rooftop club, the types where you find Victoria's Secret rejects in the backroom and tip the workers in hundred dollar bills.

The music indoors was too loud so I headed off to the back, keep in mind you poorcels wouldn't have even heard of this place let alone been allowed to the back. I instantly found myself talking hedge funds and Ivy league with these careermogger slicked back hair Wall Street yuppies and and barely noticed I was getting eyefucked by these two foids, instantly picked up 'trust fund traveller foids here to attend Victoria Secret modelling events' vibes from them, one was a high class looking blonde Belgian foid, probably low stacylite around 5'9, the other was a gigaexotic 5'11 mid-high stacylite German-Brazilian foid who looked like a mix of Adriana Lima and Gigi Haddid

I approached them and had them making out with me and trying to unbutton my shirt within 2 minutes. We headed off to the stalls so I could do cocaine off their asses but they were all full so I looked into one of the stalls (perks of frauding 6'5) and told some manlet doing coke there I'd break his arm if he didn't leave. I looked like a coked up Wall Street investment banker on his break when I caught myself in a reflection on the way back to the car.

Suicidefuel when realised i couldn't fit both of them in my 2-seater Aston Martin DB4 GT Zagato. So anyways i opened the door for the Belgian foid while ignoring the deathnic one and left her standing there as i drove off the other one to fuck

The Belgian foid started unzipping my pants halfway through the ride but i could barely get hard from the cocaine so i told her i didn't want to get the leather seats dirty (over for my NT levels)

We ended up fucking 3 times that night despite me barely being able to get it up

Afterwards I found out she was an actual model with 10 000 instagram followers and had her follow me before i kicked her out for smoking in my suite at 3AM and she hasn't stopped texting me since then JFL

Most non obvious tales of the forum

 

[curryascenderr]

dnr, tales from Mumbai mental asylum

 

[MoggerGaston]

cool story bro

go post it on reddit

 

[Celestial Empire]

Post ur face and then talk

I'm literally president of my frat at an Ivy League college, JFL if you think I'm gonna end up like @Clavicular just to prove I'm not larping to socially stunted incels

 

[RealNinja]

 

[WhoTookVendetta]

I'm literally president of my frat at an Ivy League college, JFL if you think I'm gonna end up like @Clavicular just to prove I'm not larping to socially stunted incels

5’2 Indian rambling

 

[vernier]

 

[88PSLinAgartha]

tales from the most disgusting air polluted slums of patel nagar

 

[Celestial Empire]

Tales from the shekel shack

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Most non obvious tales of the forum

dnr, tales from Mumbai mental asylum

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muh tales because you incels can't relate to experiences of 6'2.25 night height wide-framed insane collagen ultra-wealthy Han Changlite with massive social circle. Just fucking make a chad only forum so I don't get replies from seething incels I have nothing in commmon with

 

[curryascenderr]

muh tales because you incels can't relate to experiences of 6'2.25 morning height wide-framed insane collagen ultra-wealthy Han Changlite with massive social circle. Just fucking make a chad only forum so I don't get replies from seething incels I have nothing in commmon with

More tales

 

[Petsmart]

muh tales because you incels can't relate to experiences of 6'2.25 morning height wide-framed insane collagen ultra-wealthy Han Changlite with massive social circle. Just fucking make a chad only forum so I don't get replies from seething incels I have nothing in commmon with

this nigga said 6'2.25

it's ok bro we all love to tell stories just go increase your larp game

 

[88PSLinAgartha]

I was in New York over the summer renting a suite with friends at one of the top hotels on the Upper East Side, think the types with pianos and views of Central Park.

One of my fellow trustfundcel friends got us into an exclusive rooftop club, the types where you find Victoria's Secret rejects in the backroom and tip the workers in hundred dollar bills.

The music indoors was too loud so I headed off to the back, keep in mind you poorcels wouldn't have even heard of this place let alone been allowed to the back. I instantly found myself talking hedge funds and Ivy league with these careermogger slicked back hair Wall Street yuppies and and barely noticed I was getting eyefucked by these two foids, instantly picked up 'trust fund traveller foids here to attend Victoria Secret modelling events' vibes from them, one was a high class looking blonde Belgian foid, probably low stacylite around 5'9, the other was a gigaexotic 5'11 mid-high stacylite German-Brazilian foid who looked like a mix of Adriana Lima and Gigi Haddid

I approached them and had them making out with me and trying to unbutton my shirt within 2 minutes. We headed off to the stalls so I could do cocaine off their asses but they were all full so I looked into one of the stalls (perks of frauding 6'5) and told some manlet doing coke there I'd break his arm if he didn't leave. I looked like a coked up Wall Street investment banker on his break when I caught myself in a reflection on the way back to the car.

Suicidefuel when realized i couldn't fit both of them in my 2-seater Aston Martin DB4 GT Zagato. So anyways i opened the door for the Belgian foid while ignoring the deathnic one and left her standing there as i drove off the other one to fuck

The Belgian foid started unzipping my pants halfway through the ride but i could barely get hard from the cocaine so i told her i didn't want to get the leather seats dirty (over for my NT levels)

We ended up fucking 3 times that night despite me barely being able to get it up

Afterwards I found out she was an actual model with 10 000 instagram followers and had her follow me before i kicked her out for smoking in my suite at 3AM and she hasn't stopped texting me since then JFL

 

[Celestial Empire]

More tales

ur curry never reply to my threads again

 

[Celestial Empire]

this nigga said 6'2.25

it's ok bro we all love to tell stories just go increase your larp game

Imagine how much of a manlet you have to be to think 6'2.25 is a flex when it's borderline manlet in my frat

 

[MoggerGaston]

Tales from this post remind me of something a guy like this would tell me at a rave.

 

[Petsmart]

Imagine how much of a manlet you have to be to think 6'2.25 is a flex when it's borderline manlet in my frat

clearly you're non NT no nigga puts decimal points in their height you retard

 

[Celestial Empire]

clearly you're non NT no nigga puts decimal points in their height you retard

It's looksmax.org incel + I'm easily above 6'3 morning height, I just claim 6'2.25 to be humble and avoid spiking ur cortisol further

 

[Petsmart]

It's looksmax.org incel + I'm easily above 6'3 morning height, I just claim 6'2.25 to be humble and avoid spiking ur cortisol further

holy shit we do not care nigga

 

[Bars]

Not a single molecule stinky nigger + tales from anthills of NYC.

muh tales because you incels can't relate to experiences of 6'2.25 night height wide-framed insane collagen ultra-wealthy Han Changlite with massive social circle. Just fucking make a chad only forum so I don't get replies from seething incels I have nothing in commmon with

Video proof or larp

 

[Always Stay You]

I was in New York over the summer renting a suite with friends at one of the top hotels on the Upper East Side, think the types with pianos and views of Central Park.

One of my fellow trustfundcel friends got us into an exclusive rooftop club, the types where you find Victoria's Secret rejects in the backroom and tip the workers in hundred dollar bills.

The music indoors was too loud so I headed off to the back, keep in mind you poorcels wouldn't have even heard of this place let alone been allowed to the back. I instantly found myself talking hedge funds and Ivy league with these careermogger slicked back hair Wall Street yuppies and and barely noticed I was getting eyefucked by these two foids, instantly picked up 'trust fund traveller foids here to attend Victoria Secret modelling events' vibes from them, one was a high class looking blonde Belgian foid, probably low stacylite around 5'9, the other was a gigaexotic 5'11 mid-high stacylite German-Brazilian foid who looked like a mix of Adriana Lima and Gigi Haddid

I approached them and had them making out with me and trying to unbutton my shirt within 2 minutes. We headed off to the stalls so I could do cocaine off their asses but they were all full so I looked into one of the stalls (perks of frauding 6'5) and told some manlet doing coke there I'd break his arm if he didn't leave. I looked like a coked up Wall Street investment banker on his break when I caught myself in a reflection on the way back to the car.

Suicidefuel when realized i couldn't fit both of them in my 2-seater Aston Martin DB4 GT Zagato. So anyways i opened the door for the Belgian foid while ignoring the deathnic one and left her standing there as i drove off the other one to fuck

The Belgian foid started unzipping my pants halfway through the ride but i could barely get hard from the cocaine so i told her i didn't want to get the leather seats dirty (over for my NT levels)

We ended up fucking 3 times that night despite me barely being able to get it up

Afterwards I found out she was an actual model with 10 000 instagram followers and had her follow me before i kicked her out for smoking in my suite at 3AM and she hasn't stopped texting me since then JFL

 

[6”3mogger]

What’s your age, height, bidelt, penis and car?

 

[Celestial Empire]

What’s your age, height, bidelt, penis and car?

not doxxing age, 6'2.25 morning height, 23 inch bideltoid, haven't measured probably around 6 inches, car was borrowed I usually take the subway

 

[6”3mogger]

not doxxing age, 6'2.25 morning age, 23 inch bideltoid, haven't measured probably around 6 inches, car was borrowed I usually take the subway

How do you fraud 6’5

 

[Celestial Empire]

How do you fraud 6’5

tall shoes (eg. forces, dunks, timberlands) + I'm above 190 morning height, haven't measured properly but I'm the same height as 6'5 guys in my social circle at the club

 

[6”3mogger]

tall shoes (eg. forces, dunks, timberlands) + I'm above 190 morning height, haven't measured properly but I'm the same height as 6'5 guys in my social circle at the club

How do you earn money

 

[Celestial Empire]

How do you earn money

Look up my post history if you're so interested retard, I'm living off a trustfund and just got an investment manager to manage my hedge funds hence I was able to party all summer in New York

 

[Deleted member 98180]

dnr tales from the streets of kiribati

 

[Corleone]

I prefer the @AlexBrown84 type of rich people. Being a sperg in New York is so much less cool than buying a herd of horses and conquering 3rd worlder Mongolian girls.

 

[butterworld]

Was going to post mirin but you’re a known larper so brutal

 

[greycel]

Look up my post history if you're so interested retard, I'm living off a trustfund and just got an investment manager to manage my hedge funds hence I was able to party all summer in New York

So if you are not larping you banged these chicks because they are gold-diggers
Also which dude is going to casually lend his friend a 8 million dollar car

 

[sportsmogger]

muh tales because you incels can't relate to experiences of 6'2.25 night height wide-framed insane collagen ultra-wealthy Han Changlite with massive social circle. Just fucking make a chad only forum so I don't get replies from seething incels I have nothing in commmon with

@AspiringChanglite larps again

@Gengar @TechnoBoss isnt this guy supposed to be banned

 

[Gengar]

@AspiringChanglite larps again

@Gengar @TechnoBoss isnt this guy supposed to be banned

Are we sure it’s an alt?

Also,

Last seen Oct 27, 2024

 

[sportsmogger]

Are we sure it’s an alt?

Also,

Last seen Oct 27, 2024

exact same typing style

also idolizes han chinese people

could be him on a vpn

 

[Gengar]

exact same typing style

also idolizes han chinese people

could be him on a vpn

I also idolize Han Chinese people.

 

[sportsmogger]

I also idolize Han Chinese people.

Uyghurs mog

 

[cromagnon]

exact same typing style

also idolizes han chinese people

could be him on a vpn

it’s obviously him I read his entire post history on both accounts one night because I was bored

I remember cage at how he used that one Asian models lower third for chad proof

 

[mog_or_be_mogged]

it’s obviously him I read his entire post history on both accounts one night because I was bored

I remember cage at how he used that one Asian models lower third for chad proof

i didnt read tbh nigga wrote a whole essay for a tale

 

[Gengar]

Uyghurs mog

Tales from the Xanjiang concentration camps.