Mob maxing

[Deleted member 1089]

JFL I legit look like a fucking slavic mob member.
I have started wearing shirts unbuttoned with a golden cross necklace.
The only thing missing is some chest hair and the rest of the mob.

 

[Deleted member 1560]

rest of the mob.

Bro I am here for you

 

[The Dude Abides]

JFL I legit look like a fucking slavic mob member.
I have started wearing shirts unbuttoned with a golden cross necklace.
The only thing missing is some chest hair and the rest of the mob.

Just take over the mob and use the money to surgery max. If anyone gets wise just wack em

 

[Deleted member 1089]

Bro I am here for you

Bro.... the looksmax mob is starting to take its shape.

 

[BigBoy]

Bro I am here for you

we out here, say less

 

[Einon]

Only thing missing is some chest hair and the rest of the mob.

I've got you my man.I'll be the gunsmith.

 

[Scarface]

When I put sunglasses on I look like an alcoholic former Serbian mafia hitman who broke the Geneva convention at least 6 times in the Yugoslavian civil war.

 

[Deleted member 1089]

When I put sunglasses on I look like an alcoholic former Serbian mafia hitman who broke the Geneva convention at least 6 times in the Yugoslavian civil war.

Lol, btw I actually have a scar on my face.
Left cheek.

 

[Scarface]

Lol, btw I actually have a scar on my face.
Left cheek.

Yah same here. It's only 5 stitches but the dumbass doctor didnt tighten the sutures enough so now that it's healed it looks W I D E af. How'd you get yours?

 

[Swagwaffle]

I’d rope

 

[Deleted member 1089]

Yah same here. It's only 5 stitches but the dumbass doctor didnt tighten the sutures enough so now that it's healed it looks W I D E af. How'd you get yours?

When I was young some fucking kid bit me on the cheek lol
It's not that noticable though since it was so long ago.

 

[Varangiancel]

When I was young some fucking kid bit me on the cheek lol
It's not that noticable though since it was so long ago.

I would pay someone $10 for cutting my face. Schmissemaxx

 

[Scarface]

When I was young some fucking kid bit me on the cheek lol
It's not that noticable though since it was so long ago.

Mine is pretty new, happened a couple months ago. I'd been out drinking with my friends and was standing at the train station at like 2AM waiting to get home. Couple of methheads/wannabe gangstas came up and asked to bum a cig. I obliged, and as I reached into my pocket one of them tried to grab my wallet while another pulled a strap (pretty sure it was a pellet gun or airsoft, criminals rarely have guns here). Long story short, I was really drunk and thought I was Chuck Norris, so I sloppily grabbed the barrel of the gun (he had easily at least half a second of time to pull the trigger so it was probably a bluff) and punched the guy in the throat. After that it was all a blur of events, I tanked quite a few punches and was only able to put out a few of my own, but I managed to stay on my feet and leave the scene with only minor injuries and my wallet still with me. Called my friends to come pick me up at a nearby bus stop, by the time I reached the emergency room the bleeding had mostly stopped but I still looked like Apollo Creed at the end of the fight in Rocky 4, JFL. Also had a slight (presumably) stab wound on my lower back but the cut was shallow (I was wearing a puffy winter coat) so they just slapped some surgical tape on it.

I still have that jacket I was wearing, maybe I should patch it up with a little ace of spades playing card over the part that got cut open. Or maybe a patch with some witty line like "OUCH!" or "Damage dealt: 98 in 4 hits"?

I would pay someone $10 for cutting my face. Schmissemaxx

Just barfightmaxx bro, I mean you look the part already.

 

[Varangiancel]

Just barfightmaxx bro, I mean you look the part already.

I would, but there's no guarantee I won't lose an eye to a broken bottle or lose my teeth.

 

[Deleted member 1089]

Mine is pretty new, happened a couple months ago. I'd been out drinking with my friends and was standing at the train station at like 2AM waiting to get home. Couple of methheads/wannabe gangstas came up and asked to bum a cig. I obliged, and as I reached into my pocket one of them tried to grab my wallet while another pulled a strap (pretty sure it was a pellet gun or airsoft, criminals rarely have guns here). Long story short, I was really drunk and thought I was Chuck Norris, so I sloppily grabbed the barrel of the gun (he had easily at least half a second of time to pull the trigger so it was probably a bluff) and punched the guy in the throat. After that it was all a blur of events, I tanked quite a few punches and was only able to put out a few of my own, but I managed to stay on my feet and leave the scene with only minor injuries and my wallet still with me. Called my friends to come pick me up at a nearby bus stop, by the time I reached the emergency room the bleeding had mostly stopped but I still looked like Apollo Creed at the end of the fight in Rocky 4, JFL. Also had a slight (presumably) stab wound on my lower back but the cut was shallow (I was wearing a puffy winter coat) so they just slapped some surgical tape on it.

I still have that jacket I was wearing, maybe I should patch it up with a little ace of spades playing card over the part that got cut open. Or maybe a patch with some witty line like "OUCH!" or "Damage dealt: 98 in 4 hits"?


Just barfightmaxx bro, I mean you look the part already.

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