Mogger chess pieces?

[Neurose]

The king is quite tall but has a long midface and child birthing hips, but so does everyone else. He's also an emasculated cuck by the queen who can "travel" whenever and however she pleases. The knight probably has a horsecock halo and is quite adventurous which appeals to JBs. The rook definitely looks the chaddest and most masc of them all and the pawn is the most useless, dispensable, manlet piece.

White has the edge due to highest SMV but that is debateable now as the blacks might have concealed BBC halo.

Thoughts?

 

[Deleted member 4209]

what 0 pussy does to a mf

 

[Neurose]

what 0 pussy does to a mf

I had sex like last week and I lost to her who's a national chess player. The mog is too brutal to handle.

 

[Ponder]

Knight mogs

 

[Neurose]

Knight mogs
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Forgot how he mogs in terms of forward growth.

 

[alligatordude]

bro why did I laugh at this

 

[Neurose]

bro why did I laugh at this