Mom found girls bra and panties that I kept as a souvenir and put them away for me

[Juandigomigo22]

 

[Juandigomigo22]

I thought she would freak but she just told me to make sure I’m wearing protection

 

[Juandigomigo22]

also, what did you guys think about breathe of the wild?

 

[apocalypse]

She could have just left it alone
Fucking moms always do shit like that just to let you know that they know about it

 

[Vermilioncore]

Now you gotta fuck your whore mothers throat

 

[TechnoBoss]

Well atleast she didn't think you're wearing them and assumed you were getting laid. Kind of life fuel, right?

 

[Juandigomigo22]

She could have just left it alone
Fucking moms always do shit like that just to let you know that they know about it

Haha true but at least I don’t have to sneak her in or hide anything now

 

[Juandigomigo22]

Now you gotta fuck your whore mothers throat

Act like a normal human being bro

 

[Juandigomigo22]

Well atleast she didn't think you're wearing them and assumed you were getting laid. Kind of life fuel, right?

Well they are a cups and my Chest is quite wide and the panties would rip if I put them on because the girl is 5’0

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Now you gotta fuck your whore mothers throat

Vermy I just wheezed

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Well they are a cups and my Chet is quite wide and the panties would too if I put them on because the girl is 5’0

Brag thread fuck you and fuck your mom (like vermy said)

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Smh. Sad lil feller stealing women's underwear from Walmart and making it seem like a girl was over to make his mother proud. Breaks my fucking heart to see fellers like this.

 

[heightmaxxing]

the entire point of this thread is a humble brag btw

 

[Juandigomigo22]

Well they are a cups and my Chet is quite wide and the panties would too if I put them on because the girl is 5’0

Brag thread fuck you and fuck your mom (like vermy said)

You’re weird bro but you’re probably Indian so it’s to be expected

 

[Juandigomigo22]

Smh. Sad lil feller stealing women's underwear from Walmart and making it seem like a girl was over to make his mother proud. Breaks my fucking heart to see fellers like this.

I’ll post sex tape just for you nigger

 

[Juandigomigo22]

the entire point of this thread is a humble brag btw

In a way I guess but only if you’re a virgin, but this event did actually occur

 

[JohnDoe]

I thought she would freak but she just told me to make sure I’m wearing protection

how did this conversation go exactly? in-detail please, i have a boner (thanks no-fap day 13)

 

[Swarthy Knight]

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Do you sniff them

 

[Juandigomigo22]

Do you sniff them

She asked me to jerk off with them for a video, so I no longer touch them, because it would in a way, be quite gay

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

You’re weird bro but you’re probably Indian so it’s to be expected

That's a valid generalization I see no fault in it

I am exceedingly odd, but I was raised very white

My cock quivers at the thought of your mother regardless

 

[Juandigomigo22]

how did this conversation go exactly? in-detail please.

She was fixing my room up and then mentioned how she found the girls stuff and that she assumed I was keeping them as a souvenir, so she put them in my Zelda box for me, she also found this book about sex games to play. She tossed that lol

 

[AustinCutler]

also, what did you guys think about breathe of the wild?

great game I really love it but still far awaya from being the best open world game

 

[AustinCutler]

btw are u black irl ? coz lots of black guys really love zelda and u have a black girl in ur pfp

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

She was fixing my room up and then mentioned how she found the girls stuff and that she assumed I was keeping them as a souvenir, so she put them in my Zelda box for me, she also found this book about sex games to play. She tossed that lol

What the fuck is this relationship

 

[darkromantica]

also, what did you guys think about breathe of the wild?

its 7 years old what

 

[Juandigomigo22]

That's a valid generalization I see no fault in it

I am exceedingly odd, but I was raised very white

My cock quivers at the thought of your mother regardless

Can’t even be mad at someone who doesn’t try to act tough online, I hope you get better bro

 

[Juandigomigo22]

its 7 years old what

New one

 

[vermillioncorefan]

take a breath of the wild from that pussy scent

 

[Juandigomigo22]

What the fuck is this relationship

Haha, I am very open and honest, so she doesn’t really care about these small things

 

[Juandigomigo22]

take a breath of the wild from that pussy scent

It no longer smells like pussy unfortunately

 

[vermillioncorefan]

It no longer smells like pussy unfortunately

my mom did the same. she found my girl socks and washed them for menow they smell like nothing

 

[Juandigomigo22]

my mom did the same. she found my girl socks and washed them for menow they smell like nothing

Yea, kinda ruins the whole point lol

 

[Juandigomigo22]

btw are u black irl ? coz lots of black guys really love zelda and u have a black girl in ur pfp

I am half Samoan and the other half I’m not sure, I get told that I look Hispanic tho, which js why I chose the username

 

[Juandigomigo22]

great game I really love it but still far awaya from being the best open world game

Yea this and stardew valley are my favorite games, rdr2 as well

 

[AustinCutler]

I am half Samoan and the other half I’m not sure, I get told that I look Hispanic tho, which js why I chose the username

yea lol I tought ur not white iv never met (unfortunately) a white guy that loved zelda btw im a huge fromsoftware nerd been playing their games since 2009 ever since demon souls release cant wait for shadow of the erdtree dlc tomorrow!

 

[AustinCutler]

Yea this and stardew valley are my favorite games, rdr2 as well

red dead 2 mogs one of the best games of all time

 

[JohnDoe]

She was fixing my room up and then mentioned how she found the girls stuff and that she assumed I was keeping them as a souvenir, so she put them in my Zelda box for me, she also found this book about sex games to play. She tossed that lol

Your mom is pretty cool, too many mothers cuck their kids by either being strict on them and never letting em grow up to be men, they should be happy thier boy is becoming am an and having sex, beats having a gay for a son right? This is probably the best response you can hope for from a mother.

 

[JohnDoe]

yea lol I tought ur not white iv never met (unfortunately) a white guy that loved zelda btw im a huge fromsoftware nerd been playing their games since 2009 ever since demon souls release cant wait for shadow of the erdtree dlc tomorrow!

i still haven't bothered to download elden ring and dlc is already coming out? brutal.

 

[JohnDoe]

red dead 2 mogs one of the best games of all time

my original red dead for ps3 still sitting there, never touched it.

 

[Juandigomigo22]

Your mom is pretty cool, too many mothers cuck their kids by either being strict on them and never letting em grow up to be men, they should be happy thier boy is becoming am an and having sex, beats having a gay for a son right? This is probably the best response you can hope for from a mother.

Exactly, probably why so many guys are fags these days lol

 

[Juandigomigo22]

yea lol I tought ur not white iv never met (unfortunately) a white guy that loved zelda btw im a huge fromsoftware nerd been playing their games since 2009 ever since demon souls release cant wait for shadow of the erdtree dlc tomorrow!

Dark souls will always be my favorite haha

 

[Debetro]

For what type of hippo are those panties for

 

[Juandigomigo22]

For what type of hippo are those panties for

Bra and panties and a 5’0 100 pound hippo