mom gave me a condom

[haircutcel]

this is it
im fucking a bitch before the end of sophomore year and using this jimmy to protect myself
i know it can happen, but i just have to work relentlessly to be not a total autist and do some minor looksmaxing
the reason i’m sure it can happen is because friends i slightly mog have ascended this year as well (obviously mog me in not being an autist though)

 

[haircutcel]

jerked off with it and it broke

 

[pisslord]

 

[Deleted member 1464]

I bought condoms when I was 15 "just in case"
Threw them out a year ago unopened.

 

[fukmylyf]

 

[CupOfCoffee]

I bought condoms when I was 15 "just in case"
Threw them out a year ago unopened.

I once went to the store and bought a 3-pack of XL Magnums just to impress a young cashier girl.

Peak autism at the time

 

[haircutcel]

I once went to the store and bought a 3-pack of XL Magnums just to impress a young cashier girl.

Peak autism at the time

lowinhib mogs me for actually buying the condoms but autism mogs me for actually thinking it would be a legit stratagem to impress the girl

 

[CopeAndRope]

You missed your mom IOI. She wanted to be fucked by you. That was your occasion and you missed it.

 

[haircutcel]

You missed your mom IOI. She wanted to be fucked by you. That was your occasion and you missed it.

greta looking kinda cute right here no cap

 

[xit]

you wont lose your virginity ever, keep coping.

also condoms are gay.

 

[Catawampus]

Its over if your mom gave you a small sized condom instead of magnum condoms.

 

[v123q43]

condoms cost really much in my country

 

[jefferson]

I bought condoms when I was 15 "just in case"
Threw them out a year ago unopened.

How old are you now?

 

[Deleted member 1464]

How old are you now?

19, turning 20 in a month

 

[xit]

19, turning 20 in a month

over

 

[fakemeta.]

over

aren't you 21?

 

[xit]

aren't you 21?

yes and you are a phaggot for changing your avi from that adorable girl

 

[fakemeta.]

yes and you are a phaggot for changing your avi from that adorable girl

rent free in your twink head

keep crying to e-girls, you would get brutally rejected by every single one you utter subhuman