Mom keeps calling out my bruises from bonesmashing

[bingustik]

So I’ve been bonesmashing for a few months now but my mom never stop questioning me on how did I get those bruises, I keep telling her that they’re from sleepwalking and hitting my face against a door while at it but she still suspects me of something else.

Usually she keeps calling out one of my bruises by saying “You’ve got a bruise on your cheek” to which i reply by saying muh muh sleepwalking, few days ago she asked me “What kind of exercises are you doing”

What would be a good excuse, keep in mind the bruising is pretty much symmetrical.

 

[6PSLcel]

"oh hey mum, t-those bruises, yeah nah im just hitting myself in the fucking face, o-oh w-why, yeah nah so this one guy ......"

 

[0proteindiet]

So I’ve been bonesmashing for a few months now but my mom never stop questioning me on how did I get those bruises, I keep telling her that they’re from sleepwalking and hitting my face against a door while at it but she still suspects me of something else.

Usually she keeps calling out one of my bruises by saying “You’ve got a bruise on your cheek” to which i reply by saying muh muh sleepwalking, few days ago she asked me “What kind of exercises are you doing”

What would be a good excuse, keep in mind the bruising is pretty much symmetrical.

maybe stop coping and put the hammer down

 

[schieviliefivant]

convert your mom into a blackpiller

 

[schieviliefivant]

or bonesmash in front of your mom like @Clavicular

 

[Clavicular]

Just explain it to her, do you have the articulation of a fucking retard ?

 

[geenger]

Just explain it to her, do you have the articulation of a fucking retard ?

I love how you went from autistic to nt, old clavicular would never say shit like that lol

 

[imthesupremecel]

tell her that you're mad at her for raising a genetic misfortune and that's why you decided to fix your face yourself

 

[Clavicular]

I love how you went from autistic to nt, old clavicular would never say shit like that lol

No because OP is an actual fucking retard if he needs it explained to him, it transcended any autism I may have that im actually mad at how fucking idiotic he is

 

[Deleted member 83666]

Just lie to her , and tell her u bumped ur urself while in bed , that’s what I usually tell my mom

 

[bingustik]

maybe stop coping and put the hammer down

NEVER

 

[bingustik]

Just explain it to her, do you have the articulation of a fucking retard ?

Then she will know that her oldest son is a fucking retard

 

[Clavicular]

Then she will know that her oldest son is a fucking retard

If you cant logically justify bonesmashing when theres tons of scientific reasoning, then its genuinely over for you

 

[6PSLcel]

Then she will know that her oldest son is a fucking retard

the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, she'll understand.

 

[bingustik]

If you cant logically justify bonesmashing when theres tons of scientific reasoning, then its genuinely over for you

She will tell allat to her friends to get a quick laugh out of them, not worth it

 

[bingustik]

the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, she'll understand.

She aint even retarded

 

[6PSLcel]

She aint even retarded

tales from the crusty, piss and maggot infested, missing a leg, chair in a room above a fruit shop somewhere in the slums of uttar pradesh

 

[bingustik]

tales from the crusty, piss and maggot infested, missing a leg, chair in a room above a fruit shop somewhere in the slums of uttar pradesh

what

 

[6PSLcel]

what

i rest my case

 

[forgmeth]

So I’ve been bonesmashing for a few months now but my mom never stop questioning me on how did I get those bruises, I keep telling her that they’re from sleepwalking and hitting my face against a door while at it but she still suspects me of something else.

Usually she keeps calling out one of my bruises by saying “You’ve got a bruise on your cheek” to which i reply by saying muh muh sleepwalking, few days ago she asked me “What kind of exercises are you doing”

What would be a good excuse, keep in mind the bruising is pretty much symmetrical.

 

[future slavic chad]

yea its almost as if...how should i put this...a mentally ill activity perhaps? nooo surely not...

 

[bingustik]

yea its almost as if...how should i put this...a mentally ill activity perhaps? nooo surely not...

uhhh nuhuh

 

[Stewart]

So I’ve been bonesmashing for a few months now but my mom never stop questioning me on how did I get those bruises, I keep telling her that they’re from sleepwalking and hitting my face against a door while at it but she still suspects me of something else.

Usually she keeps calling out one of my bruises by saying “You’ve got a bruise on your cheek” to which i reply by saying muh muh sleepwalking, few days ago she asked me “What kind of exercises are you doing”

What would be a good excuse, keep in mind the bruising is pretty much symmetrical.

Do you want a medal?