Mom mocked my small dickprint

[T50 Demon]

I was walking through the house wearing a grey Nike tech with no shirt and my mom said:
"Those pants make it seem like you got a small willy". So i looked down and she said "Oh thats actually your dick, its such a small little bump" and started grinning

Absolutely over, i thought my bulge was decent but now im never wearing grey tracksuits again without stuffing my boxers

 

[Carbine]

I wish I had a huge dick, just for the confidence

 

[abuserr007]

Ur mom is mad weird bhai

 

[MoggerM]

I wish I had a huge dick, just for the confidence

5'8 MANLET with small dick it's over for you

 

[hybobu]

bit weird mate

 

[silently_said]

tell that stupid bitch its her fault because dick size is determined by prenatal t in the womb

 

[abuserr007]

5'8 MANLET with small dick it's over for you

Kys

 

[Carbine]

5'8 MANLET with small dick it's over for you

I'd fucking kill you with my bare hands

 

[Deleted member 101955]

I was walking through the house wearing a grey Nike tech with no shirt and my mom said:
"Those pants make it seem like you got a small willy". So i looked down and she said "Oh thats actually your dick, its such a small little bump" and started grinning

Absolutely over, i thought my bulge was decent but now im never wearing grey tracksuits again without stuffing my boxers

next time ask why is she staring does she wanna suck it? She will have no choice but to blush and give head

 

[T50 Demon]

Ur mom is mad weird bhai

My grandma from my dads side is the same, she asked my dad if his dick grew while he was taking a shower

tell that stupid bitch its her fault because dick size is determined by prenatal t in the womb

Which is crazy because i have a strong jawline & a pretty high 4D:2D ratio which is linked to prenatal T

 

[Gonthar]

 

[T50 Demon]

I wish I had a huge dick, just for the confidence

I wish i had 8 inch flaccid not to satisfy foids but to show off and destroy women

 

[Carbine]

I wish i had 8 inch flaccid not to satisfy foids but to show off and destroy women

Mirin' your dreams and aspirations

 

[MoggerM]

Kys

I'd fucking kill you with my bare hands

You are both built for my cock you low testosterone dickcel manlets, JFL it's over for you faggots.

 

[Carbine]

You are both built for my cock you low testosterone dickcel manlets, JFL it's over for you faggots.

Homosexual

 

[88PSLinAgartha]

I was walking through the house wearing a grey Nike tech with no shirt and my mom said:
"Those pants make it seem like you got a small willy". So i looked down and she said "Oh thats actually your dick, its such a small little bump" and started grinning

Absolutely over, i thought my bulge was decent but now im never wearing grey tracksuits again without stuffing my boxers

tales from the deepest, dirtiest, most foulest slums of dharavi

 

[chadhamed]

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Tf is this movie

 

[chadhamed]

tales from the deepest, dirtiest, most foulest slums of dharavi

I would believe btw

 

[88PSLinAgartha]

I would believe btw

whose mom would ever say the shit OP wrote to their son

the only logical explanation to why OP decided to post this is that he has both humiliation and incest fetish

 

[Deleted member 101955]

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wish i was the boy

 

[T50 Demon]

whose mom would ever say the shit OP wrote to their son

the only logical explanation to why OP decided to post this is that he has both humiliation and incest fetish

South american moms banter like that i guess given my grandma does similar shit

 

[88PSLinAgartha]

South american

ok that makes sense

 

[Gonthar]

Tf is this movie

Lol, it's AI generated...

 

[android]

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Context?

 

[Gonthar]

Context?

Made with ideogram.ai .
Prompt: Topless teen son wearing grey leggings talking to his trailer park mother. The son is with the back at the camera. The mother is beautiful, blonde and smoking. A robust black man is far in the background. Trailer park interior.

 

[chadhamed]

Context?

Ur disgusting

 

[android]

@chadhamed don’t bomb me you squinting paki.

 

[chadhamed]

@chadhamed don’t bomb me you squinting paki.

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I mogg you

 

[android]

I mogg you

You only mog the diabolical vomit I made right now because of your brown face.

 

[chadhamed]

You only mog the diabolical vomit I made right now because of your brown face.

Im white

 

[android]

Im white

?

White in the slums of the captured civilisation of Mogadishu.

 

[chadhamed]

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White in the slums of the captured civilisation of Mogadishu.

Its a filter bro

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

I was walking through the house wearing a grey Nike tech with no shirt and my mom said:
"Those pants make it seem like you got a small willy". So i looked down and she said "Oh thats actually your dick, its such a small little bump" and started grinning

Absolutely over, i thought my bulge was decent but now im never wearing grey tracksuits again without stuffing my boxers

Nah from your own mother is diabolical

 

[android]

Its a filter bro

I can tell from the width of your nostrils you’re not white.

 

[chadhamed]

I can tell from the width of your nostrils you’re not white.

U never seen a white man with big nose??

 

[android]

U never seen a white man with big nose??

I’ve never seen a white man named hamed now get outta here and praise mohamed

 

[chadhamed]

I’ve never seen a white man named hamed now get outta here and praise mohamed

I seen a lot maybe you need to travel pal

 

[reptiles]

Made with ideogram.ai .
Prompt: Topless teen son wearing grey leggings talking to his trailer park mother. The son is with the back at the camera. The mother is beautiful, blonde and smoking. A robust black man is far in the background. Trailer park interior.

It's so inaccurate I asked for a pajeet that looks like Henry cavill I got this

 

[Gonthar]

It's so inaccurate I asked for a pajeet that looks like Henry cavill I got this

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Looks pretty good...

 

[Pakicel]

Just dickmax and you should be omay

 

[Deleted member 100569]

I was walking through the house wearing a grey Nike tech with no shirt and my mom said:
"Those pants make it seem like you got a small willy". So i looked down and she said "Oh thats actually your dick, its such a small little bump" and started grinning

Absolutely over, i thought my bulge was decent but now im never wearing grey tracksuits again without stuffing my boxers

>r/incestconfessions

 

[Donquixote]

My grandma from my dads side is the same, she asked my dad if his dick grew while he was taking a shower

Which is crazy because i have a strong jawline & a pretty high 4D:2D ratio which is linked to prenatal T

Nah nigga your family weird bhai
Your mom would probably fuck you if you had big dick

 

[android]

Nah nigga your family weird bhai
Your mom would probably fuck you if you had big dick

@moreplatesmoreweigh

 

[T50 Demon]

Nah nigga your family weird bhai
Your mom would probably fuck you if you had big dick

I only want JBs

Just dickmax and you should be omay

Thought about buying a pump but dont have the privacy to do it without getting caught

 

[Pakicel]

I only want JBs

Thought about buying a pump but dont have the privacy to do it without getting caught

Get a chest or something.

Use an all day stretcher. They are pretty discrete.

 

[NoaA99]

I really can’t imagine my mum ever commenting on my dick.
She’s probably into you.

 

[NoaA99]

Nah nigga your family weird bhai
Your mom would probably fuck you if you had big dick

Pretty low 4d:

My grandma from my dads side is the same, she asked my dad if his dick grew while he was taking a shower

Which is crazy because i have a strong jawline & a pretty high 4D:2D ratio which is linked to prenatal T

It’s a complicated complexion of genetics and environmental factors.
A low 2d:4d doesn’t guarantee a gigantic penis size, it just makes it a bit more likely.
Soft size doesn’t matter anyways.

Also, from what I’ve read, anything below 7 inches (Bp) is literally considered a micro-penis on .org, which obviously doesn’t translate into real life.
If your dick is around 6‘5-7‘5 (Bp), consider yourself lucky- it’s the top 15% and will be more than sufficient for any women.

 

[DarkTriadBeliever]

Just Incestmaxx

 

[Pakicel]

Pretty low 4d:

It’s a complicated complexion of genetics and environmental factors.
A low 2d:4d doesn’t guarantee a gigantic penis size, it just makes it a bit more likely.
Soft size doesn’t matter anyways.

Also, from what I’ve read, anything below 7 inches (Bp) is literally considered a micro-penis on .org, which obviously doesn’t translate into real life.
If your dick is around 6‘5-7‘5 (Bp), consider yourself lucky- it’s the top 15% and will be more than sufficient for any women.

It’s about proportions and congruence rather than absolute size. Like blacks need to be 7x5.5 at the very minimum or else it ruins their bbc halo. Asians can get away with with being 5.5 x4.5 or something depending on how feminine their face is.

Basically, your size should be what people would guess by looking at you.