Mom mocked my small dickprint

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I was walking through the house wearing a grey Nike tech with no shirt and my mom said:
"Those pants make it seem like you got a small willy". So i looked down and she said "Oh thats actually your dick, its such a small little bump" and started grinning

Absolutely over, i thought my bulge was decent but now im never wearing grey tracksuits again without stuffing my boxers :feelswhy:
 
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I wish I had a huge dick, just for the confidence
 
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Ur mom is mad weird bhai
 
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bit weird mate
 
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tell that stupid bitch its her fault because dick size is determined by prenatal t in the womb
 
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I was walking through the house wearing a grey Nike tech with no shirt and my mom said:
"Those pants make it seem like you got a small willy". So i looked down and she said "Oh thats actually your dick, its such a small little bump" and started grinning

Absolutely over, i thought my bulge was decent but now im never wearing grey tracksuits again without stuffing my boxers :feelswhy:
next time ask why is she staring does she wanna suck it? She will have no choice but to blush and give head
 
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Ur mom is mad weird bhai
My grandma from my dads side is the same, she asked my dad if his dick grew while he was taking a shower :lul:
tell that stupid bitch its her fault because dick size is determined by prenatal t in the womb
Which is crazy because i have a strong jawline & a pretty high 4D:2D ratio which is linked to prenatal T
fingers-of-fate-measurement-2d-4d-digit-ratio.jpg
 
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I wish I had a huge dick, just for the confidence
I wish i had 8 inch flaccid not to satisfy foids but to show off and destroy women
 
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I was walking through the house wearing a grey Nike tech with no shirt and my mom said:
"Those pants make it seem like you got a small willy". So i looked down and she said "Oh thats actually your dick, its such a small little bump" and started grinning

Absolutely over, i thought my bulge was decent but now im never wearing grey tracksuits again without stuffing my boxers :feelswhy:
tales from the deepest, dirtiest, most foulest slums of dharavi
 
I would believe btw
whose mom would ever say the shit OP wrote to their son

the only logical explanation to why OP decided to post this is that he has both humiliation and incest fetish
 
whose mom would ever say the shit OP wrote to their son

the only logical explanation to why OP decided to post this is that he has both humiliation and incest fetish
South american moms banter like that i guess given my grandma does similar shit
 
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Prompt: Topless teen son wearing grey leggings talking to his trailer park mother. The son is with the back at the camera. The mother is beautiful, blonde and smoking. A robust black man is far in the background. Trailer park interior.
 
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@chadhamed don’t bomb me you squinting paki.

IMG 0805
 
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I was walking through the house wearing a grey Nike tech with no shirt and my mom said:
"Those pants make it seem like you got a small willy". So i looked down and she said "Oh thats actually your dick, its such a small little bump" and started grinning

Absolutely over, i thought my bulge was decent but now im never wearing grey tracksuits again without stuffing my boxers :feelswhy:
Nah from your own mother is diabolical
 
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Made with ideogram.ai .
Prompt: Topless teen son wearing grey leggings talking to his trailer park mother. The son is with the back at the camera. The mother is beautiful, blonde and smoking. A robust black man is far in the background. Trailer park interior.


It's so inaccurate I asked for a pajeet that looks like Henry cavill I got this

1000018172
 
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Just dickmax and you should be omay
 
I was walking through the house wearing a grey Nike tech with no shirt and my mom said:
"Those pants make it seem like you got a small willy". So i looked down and she said "Oh thats actually your dick, its such a small little bump" and started grinning

Absolutely over, i thought my bulge was decent but now im never wearing grey tracksuits again without stuffing my boxers :feelswhy:
>r/incestconfessions
 
My grandma from my dads side is the same, she asked my dad if his dick grew while he was taking a shower :lul:

Which is crazy because i have a strong jawline & a pretty high 4D:2D ratio which is linked to prenatal T
fingers-of-fate-measurement-2d-4d-digit-ratio.jpg
Nah nigga your family weird bhai
Your mom would probably fuck you if you had big dick
 
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I only want JBs

Thought about buying a pump but dont have the privacy to do it without getting caught
Get a chest or something.

Use an all day stretcher. They are pretty discrete.
 
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I really can’t imagine my mum ever commenting on my dick.
She’s probably into you.
 
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Nah nigga your family weird bhai
Your mom would probably fuck you if you had big dick
Pretty low 4d:
My grandma from my dads side is the same, she asked my dad if his dick grew while he was taking a shower :lul:

Which is crazy because i have a strong jawline & a pretty high 4D:2D ratio which is linked to prenatal T
fingers-of-fate-measurement-2d-4d-digit-ratio.jpg
It’s a complicated complexion of genetics and environmental factors.
A low 2d:4d doesn’t guarantee a gigantic penis size, it just makes it a bit more likely.
Soft size doesn’t matter anyways.

Also, from what I’ve read, anything below 7 inches (Bp) is literally considered a micro-penis on .org, which obviously doesn’t translate into real life.
If your dick is around 6‘5-7‘5 (Bp), consider yourself lucky- it’s the top 15% and will be more than sufficient for any women.
 
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Just Incestmaxx
 
Pretty low 4d:

It’s a complicated complexion of genetics and environmental factors.
A low 2d:4d doesn’t guarantee a gigantic penis size, it just makes it a bit more likely.
Soft size doesn’t matter anyways.

Also, from what I’ve read, anything below 7 inches (Bp) is literally considered a micro-penis on .org, which obviously doesn’t translate into real life.
If your dick is around 6‘5-7‘5 (Bp), consider yourself lucky- it’s the top 15% and will be more than sufficient for any women.
It’s about proportions and congruence rather than absolute size. Like blacks need to be 7x5.5 at the very minimum or else it ruins their bbc halo. Asians can get away with with being 5.5 x4.5 or something depending on how feminine their face is.

Basically, your size should be what people would guess by looking at you.
 

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