Mom won’t let me buy HGH with my own money (I’m 16??)

[CopeAndRope12]

I’ve got my own cash, did the research (aka read 4 incel-tier studies and one bro-science Reddit thread), and I’m ready to nattymaxx my skull into a Greek god tier maxilla monument. Only problem? My mom still thinks “HGH = steroids = death.” She threatened to take my phone if I try ordering anything.


Like bruh… I’m trying to invest in my future, not buy weed or crypto. Meanwhile, she lets my younger brother buy G Fuel and rot his dopamine receptors.


Is there any way to convince her it’s not crack? Or do I just move out and start the HGH arc in peace?

 

[ImVerySorry]

tell her its fent instead, maybe that will work

 

[jasonblackworf]

I’ve got my own cash, did the research (aka read 4 incel-tier studies and one bro-science Reddit thread), and I’m ready to nattymaxx my skull into a Greek god tier maxilla monument. Only problem? My mom still thinks “HGH = steroids = death.” She threatened to take my phone if I try ordering anything.


Like bruh… I’m trying to invest in my future, not buy weed or crypto. Meanwhile, she lets my younger brother buy G Fuel and rot his dopamine receptors.


Is there any way to convince her it’s not crack? Or do I just move out and start the HGH arc in peace?

how much money do u have?

 

[ketamin]

Why would u tell ur mom that u gonna order hgh

 

[EliDKing]

I’ve got my own cash, did the research (aka read 4 incel-tier studies and one bro-science Reddit thread), and I’m ready to nattymaxx my skull into a Greek god tier maxilla monument. Only problem? My mom still thinks “HGH = steroids = death.” She threatened to take my phone if I try ordering anything.


Like bruh… I’m trying to invest in my future, not buy weed or crypto. Meanwhile, she lets my younger brother buy G Fuel and rot his dopamine receptors.


Is there any way to convince her it’s not crack? Or do I just move out and start the HGH arc in peace?

BECAUSE IT IS AN INJECTABLE RETARD

 

[CopeAndRope12]

how much money do u have?

like 3k bucks cash on me and 5k hidden

 

[CopeAndRope12]

Why would u tell ur mom that u gonna order hgh

Because I was in my delusional “maybe she’ll support my self-improvement journey”

 

[HandsomeHustler]

You do it without your mom knowing about it, idk why but you type like an ai

 

[MagicalWaves]

order it and make sure it comes without her knwoing, buy mjnu fridge

 

[skullmog]

I’ve got my own cash, did the research (aka read 4 incel-tier studies and one bro-science Reddit thread), and I’m ready to nattymaxx my skull into a Greek god tier maxilla monument. Only problem? My mom still thinks “HGH = steroids = death.” She threatened to take my phone if I try ordering anything.


Like bruh… I’m trying to invest in my future, not buy weed or crypto. Meanwhile, she lets my younger brother buy G Fuel and rot his dopamine receptors.


Is there any way to convince her it’s not crack? Or do I just move out and start the HGH arc in peace?

just buy it and dont tell her??
unless u dont have a hidden place to store it thats understandable

 

[Mainlander]

I’ve got my own cash, did the research (aka read 4 incel-tier studies and one bro-science Reddit thread), and I’m ready to nattymaxx my skull into a Greek god tier maxilla monument. Only problem? My mom still thinks “HGH = steroids = death.” She threatened to take my phone if I try ordering anything.


Like bruh… I’m trying to invest in my future, not buy weed or crypto. Meanwhile, she lets my younger brother buy G Fuel and rot his dopamine receptors.


Is there any way to convince her it’s not crack? Or do I just move out and start the HGH arc in peace?

Either tell her you are going to kys if you dont get it

or

Just do it on your own buy it with crypto so they can never see what you bought

and the rest is easy inject and ascend im doing the same they dont know anything

 

[billyboy290690]

I’ve got my own cash, did the research (aka read 4 incel-tier studies and one bro-science Reddit thread), and I’m ready to nattymaxx my skull into a Greek god tier maxilla monument. Only problem? My mom still thinks “HGH = steroids = death.” She threatened to take my phone if I try ordering anything.


Like bruh… I’m trying to invest in my future, not buy weed or crypto. Meanwhile, she lets my younger brother buy G Fuel and rot his dopamine receptors.


Is there any way to convince her it’s not crack? Or do I just move out and start the HGH arc in peace?

Not really a way to sugar coat it, shouldnt have told her in the first place