Mom: your head was so deformed

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Watching documentaries about births.
Mom to me: "your head was really deformed because they got you out with a suction cup. Your head looked like an egg"
Little brother: "it still looks like an egg"



FUCKING OVER. WHY EVEN BOTHER LIVING.
Blackpill is everyyyywhere

 

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why let little brother bully u give him a slap

 

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Eggheadpill

 

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JFL at you not battering your younger sibling

 

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my little sister was watching shrek and she said lord farquaad looks like me but with blue eyes lol