Most horny you ever were and the sickest thing you did?

[Vermilioncore]

A Reddit post I saw once said this dude got so bricked talking to a milf, he peed in a Gatorade bottle and poured it over himself as he jerked off with his legs up on the wall so he could give himself a facial. Jfl

So that’s what made me make this thread.


Let me know down below

 

[Jager]

A Reddit post I saw once said this dude got so bricked talking to a milf, he peed in a Gatorade bottle and poured it over himself as he jerked off with his legs up on the wall so he could give himself a facial. Jfl

So that’s what made me make this thread.


Let me know down below

i once sucked myself off while my eyes were closed imagining it was a hot foid with a sloppy mouth instead

 

[Petsmart]

he peed in a Gatorade bottle and poured it over himself

 

[lastredeemer]

Fucked a paper towel roll with shampoo

 

[Vermilioncore]

i once sucked myself off while closing my eyes imagining it was a hot foid with a sloppy mouth instead

You sure you didn’t close your eyes and imagine you were sucking off a big dick tranny

 

[Vermilioncore]

Fucked a paper towel roll with shampoo

That’s tame

 

[ethnic subhuman]

Watching my parents fuck and then I started jerking off thinking about my oneitis (blonde htb with body halo)

 

[Vermilioncore]

Watching my parents fuck and then I started jerking off thinking about my oneitis (blonde htb with body halo)

Did they have the door open?

 

[Jager]

You sure you didn’t close your eyes and imagine you were sucking off a big dick tranny

i am not a faggot

 

[swt]

Watching my parents fuck and then I started jerking off thinking about my oneitis (blonde htb with body halo)

what the fuck did i just read

 

[ethnic subhuman]

Oh, another weird shit, I dreamed that my aunt came into my room and gave me a blowjob and then we started fucking, I put my penis in my aunt's asshole.

 

[Vermilioncore]

Fucked a paper towel roll with shampoo

i once sucked myself off while closing my eyes imagining it was a hot foid with a sloppy mouth instead

Mine is when I was so bricked and home alone at my aunts house so I raided her bedroom and jerked off smelling her dirty underwear and pussy juice stained dildo and came on her pillow

 

[ethnic subhuman]

what the fuck did i just read

What you read, friend

 

[FiendFiend]

A Reddit post I saw once said this dude got so bricked talking to a milf, he peed in a Gatorade bottle and poured it over himself as he jerked off with his legs up on the wall so he could give himself a facial. Jfl

So that’s what made me make this thread.


Let me know down below

rira pfps and foid pfps

 

[ethnic subhuman]

Oh, another weird shit, I dreamed that my aunt came into my room and gave me a blowjob and then we started fucking, I put my penis in my aunt's asshole.

Btw
My aunt is a petite 4'9, probably my 6.8x5.5 dick would look a bit big near her
Probably if I gave her anal sex through her asshole she would enjoy it.

 

[Jager]

Mine is when I was so bricked and home alone at my aunts house so I raided her bedroom and jerked off smelling her dirty underwear and pussy juice stained dildo and came on her pillow

HIGH T

 

[Vermilioncore]

Mine is when I was so bricked and home alone at my aunts house so I raided her bedroom and jerked off smelling her dirty underwear and pussy juice stained dildo and came on her pillow

Also the only reason I knew she had a dildo was when I was looking for batteries for my remote and thought she may have some in her room and I found a purple pocket wand dildo thing next to packets of lube. I got so bricked I couldn’t stop myself

 

[Jager]

Also the only reason I knew she had a dildo was when I was looking for batteries for my remote and thought she may have some in her room and I found a purple pocket wand dildo thing next to packets of lube. I got so bricked I couldn’t stop myself

ask her if you can replace the dildo

 

[ethnic subhuman]

Also the only reason I knew she had a dildo was when I was looking for batteries for my remote and thought she may have some in her room and I found a purple pocket wand dildo thing next to packets of lube. I got so bricked I couldn’t stop myself

How big was that dildo?

 

[Vermilioncore]

How big was that dildo?

It was small because my dick was bigger than it. I put it beside my cock to compare sizes

 

[MouthBreathingElite]

Watching my parents fuck and then I started jerking off thinking about my oneitis (blonde htb with body halo)

why would you larp about this

 

[ethnic subhuman]

It was small because my dick was bigger than it. I put it beside my cock to compare sizes

So that dildo was 4.5 inches? I thought all Foids used dildos +9 inches.

 

[ethnic subhuman]

why would you larp about this

That's real, I was 14 at the time

 

[InanimatePragmatist]

Notice how it is mostly ethnics going on about incest all the time.

 

[Jager]

So that dildo was 4.5 inches? I thought all Foids used dildos +9 inches.

nah some use small or medium thinking its big jfl

 

[ethnic subhuman]

Notice how it is mostly ethnics going on about incest all the time.

Water

 

[Vermilioncore]

So that dildo was 4.5 inches? I thought all Foids used dildos +9 inches.

Maybe she wanted something smaller. It had a vibration mode too. So maybe it was used mostly on her clit and not really too much for inserting. Tho the dildo was encased in white dry pussy juice though, so she inserted it

 

[MouthBreathingElite]

Notice how it is mostly ethnics going on about incest all the time.

Yup

 

[ethnic subhuman]

Maybe she wanted something smaller. It had a vibration mode too. So maybe it was used mostly on her clit and not really too much for inserting. Tho the dildo was encased in white dry pussy juice though, so she inserted it

Did you lick your aunt's dildo with her vaginal juices?

 

[Vermilioncore]

Maybe she wanted something smaller. It had a vibration mode too. So maybe it was used mostly on her clit and not really too much for inserting. Tho the dildo was encased in white dry pussy juice though, so she inserted it

It made me hard knowing that my dick could’ve gave her more pleasure since it was bigger and wider though. Shit now I’m bricked again! Off to my aunts room!

 

[Vermilioncore]

Did you lick your aunt's dildo with her vaginal juices?

yeah

 

[ethnic subhuman]

yeah

What did it taste like?

 

[Vermilioncore]

What did it taste like?

Nothing really. And when post nut clarity came I felt like a perverted demonic monster

 

[Jager]

It made me hard knowing that my dick could’ve gave her more pleasure since it was bigger and wider though. Shit now I’m bricked again! Off to my aunts room!

what does she look like nigga share some sauce

 

[ethnic subhuman]

Nothing really. And when post nut clarity came I felt like a perverted demonic monster

I thought they would have a sugary taste, in mangas and porn They say it tastes good

 

[ethnic subhuman]

what does she look like nigga share some sauce

This

 

[slothful]

gooned to myself

 

[Vermilioncore]

what does she look like nigga share some sauce

This

No comment Richard Ramirez type shit

 

[Jager]

I thought they would have a sugary taste, in mangas and porn They say it tastes good

i heard niggas say it tastes like a hdmi cable

 

[ethnic subhuman]

i heard niggas say it tastes like a hdmi cable

The only thing that is certain is that we will never know

 

[Sprinkles]

Went into the women’s bathroom at Walmart and saw a fat milf taking a big fat shit I could smell from the outside when I peaked through the stall

I sat there wanking ready for her to come out and soon as she did I exploded ropes of cum in front of her and dashed out the bathroom

 

[Akhi]

i see only chads in this thread

 

[User28823]

i tried fucking my bathtub soap dish

 

[pope]

Fucked an orange till it was juiced and pulped. The kitchen floor was covered was covered on juice and I almost passed out right there after coming

 

[Vermilioncore]

Fucked an orange till it was juiced and pulped. The kitchen floor was covered was covered on juice and I almost passed out right there after coming

Orange you glad you didn’t get caught

 

[Tomer Solomon]

i once sucked myself off while my eyes were closed imagining it was a hot foid with a sloppy mouth instead

Digital footprint gon hurt like a mf

 

[2vi_ls]

A Reddit post I saw once said this dude got so bricked talking to a milf, he peed in a Gatorade bottle and poured it over himself as he jerked off with his legs up on the wall so he could give himself a facial. Jfl

So that’s what made me make this thread.


Let me know down below

masturbated in the cinema next to my oneitis

 

[sub5outsider]

i once used my spit as a lube while i was jerking off i thought it was hot but i probably only got some type of infection

 

[Vermilioncore]

i once used my spit as a lube while i was jerking off i thought it was hot but i probably only got some type of infection

I always do that. How would you get infected you been sucking aids tranny cock or what

 

[ICXCLuvr]

Fucked a paper towel roll with shampoo

Gloves method better