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what would actually be the most humane way to kys
 
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what would actually be the most humane way to kys
pills probably. overdosing lacks any clean up, drama, and its pretty quick and depending on what you do its painless and will just happen. dont kys tho
 
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pills probably. overdosing lacks any clean up, drama, and its pretty quick and depending on what you do its painless and will just happen. dont kys tho
This just isn't true

Pill overdose is like the worst way to go

Hanging yourself (if done right) will literally never fail

I suppose whatever pain you feel in your final moments will amount to nothing but I'd rather go out comfortably
 
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what would actually be the most humane way to kys
None. It's completely and utterly selfish to everyone around you. Think about this - if both religious and athiests groups simultaneously reject it in their core principles, don't you think it's a stupid fucking idea? You have a whole spectrum ranging from down syndrome to Einsteins and most of them agree against it.
 
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This just isn't true

Pill overdose is like the worst way to go

Hanging yourself (if done right) will literally never fail

I suppose whatever pain you feel in your final moments will amount to nothing but I'd rather go out comfortably
hanging yourself is a major cort spike before death might as well get fucking high if ur going out. most ways to kys are stressful but pills r easiest to perform without being a pussy about it + no cleanup + way cooler
 
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None. It's completely and utterly selfish to everyone around you. Think about this - if both religious and athiests groups simultaneously reject it in their core principles, don't you think it's a stupid fucking idea? You have a whole spectrum ranging from down syndrome to Einsteins and most of them agree against it.
is this implying religious people r down syndrome lmao but yes agree
 
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pills probably. overdosing lacks any clean up, drama, and its pretty quick and depending on what you do its painless and will just happen. dont kys tho
this is how u kys
dont do it doe
:lul::lul::lul:
 
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+ way cooler
Ok you are genuinely so corny let's not refer to a suicide method as "cool" ever again please
most ways to kys are stressful
As if the very act of ending your own life isn't stressful within itself, never mind the method. Besides a "cortisol spike" doesn't mean shit if you're killing yourself nigga you're gonna die in 5 seconds who tf cares
 
this is how u kys
dont do it doe
:lul::lul::lul:
well yeah, he asked i mean i might as well answer. if i dont tell him he'll find it somewhere else. and lets say he does follow what i said, at least i tried my best to give him a painless way to do it, because if he follows what i said it means he woulda done it anyways with my suggestion or not.
 
strip off your clothes and run at the nearest police officer while screaming that you're going to blow yourself up and kill them (+76% success rate if you reach for their gun too)
 
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what an excellent looksmaxxing question, definitely not an off topic
 
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Ok you are genuinely so corny let's not refer to a suicide method as "cool" ever again please

As if the very act of ending your own life isn't stressful within itself, never mind the method. Besides a "cortisol spike" doesn't mean shit if you're killing yourself nigga you're gonna die in 5 seconds who tf cares
not even being corny, overdosing is much better than hanging yourself. if u heard ur friend overdosed vs hung himself id much rather hear overdose.

the cort spike comment was a joke fucking retard
 
bro if i ever get killed by the cartel or some bs i hope its a clean headshot and not some 3hour long torture with some rusty machete that takes 30mins to kill me.
I'll wish you that, okay?
 
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None. It's completely and utterly selfish to everyone around you. Think about this - if both religious and athiests groups simultaneously reject it in their core principles, don't you think it's a stupid fucking idea? You have a whole spectrum ranging from down syndrome to Einsteins and most of them agree against it.
I used to think this way but not anymore

Yes it's selfish but you're trying to imply that somehow suffering on your day-to-day is better than just being at peace. What would you have to gain from constant suffering? We did not ask to be born and some of us have it off worse than others

I can't see myself going on very much longer, not in a suicidal sense but in a mental sense, I've already given up and I have numerous physical deformities and new health defects that appear out of seemingly nowhere

I wake up, feel physical pain, have a day full of physical and mental pain, then go to sleep feeling physical and mental pain. Now repeat this for years on end and ask yourself how suicide is "selfish"

I'm not living for others, the point is to live for yourself, sometimes "getting help" won't fix you
 
not even being corny, overdosing is much better than hanging yourself. if u heard ur friend overdosed vs hung himself id much rather hear overdose.

the cort spike comment was a joke fucking retard
imagine you are dying with incredible euphoria and feel no pain at all. although I don't know what it feels like to have respiratory depression lol
 
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bro if i ever get killed by the cartel or some bs i hope its a clean headshot and not some 3hour long torture with some rusty machete that takes 30mins to kill me.
why tf would you get killed by the cartel😭
 
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imagine you are dying with incredible euphoria and feel no pain at all. although I don't know what it feels like to have respiratory depression lol
this is kind of why i said pills. much "cooler" cuz its just fucking better and less hard on someone
 
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not even being corny
the cort spike comment was a joke
> Makes corniest joke ever

> Denies being a cornball
if u heard ur friend overdosed vs hung himself id much rather hear overdose.
He's going to end himself one day most likely, I don't care about the method because he will be dead and the main focus is that he's gone forever and I will never interact with him again, the method doesn't make this any better...
 
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Probably some pills from government for example in Germany they have assisted suicide
 
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I used to think this way but not anymore

Yes it's selfish but you're trying to imply that somehow suffering on your day-to-day is better than just being at peace. What would you have to gain from constant suffering? We did not ask to be born and some of us have it off worse than others

I can't see myself going on very much longer, not in a suicidal sense but in a mental sense, I've already given up and I have numerous physical deformities and new health defects that appear out of seemingly nowhere

I wake up, feel physical pain, have a day full of physical and mental pain, then go to sleep feeling physical and mental pain. Now repeat this for years on end and ask yourself how suicide is "selfish"

I'm not living for others, the point is to live for yourself, sometimes "getting help" won't fix you
damn man, really touched my heart with this one :owo:
 
> Makes corniest joke ever

> Denies being a cornball

He's going to end himself one day most likely, I don't care about the method because he will be dead and the main focus is that he's gone forever and I will never interact with him again, the method doesn't make this any better...
Take a joke, but sure maybe I'm retarded. I'm not gonna say I'm never hypocritical even though I don't think I'm wrong here but maybe I am idk.

If your friend is gonna kill himself, that is completely tragic and terrible and I wouldn't wish it on anyone. But if it were to happen, I'd want them to at least go out the easiest and nicest way possible. that's it
 
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I used to think this way but not anymore

Yes it's selfish but you're trying to imply that somehow suffering on your day-to-day is better than just being at peace. What would you have to gain from constant suffering? We did not ask to be born and some of us have it off worse than others

I can't see myself going on very much longer, not in a suicidal sense but in a mental sense, I've already given up and I have numerous physical deformities and new health defects that appear out of seemingly nowhere

I wake up, feel physical pain, have a day full of physical and mental pain, then go to sleep feeling physical and mental pain. Now repeat this for years on end and ask yourself how suicide is "selfish"

I'm not living for others, the point is to live for yourself, sometimes "getting help" won't fix you
don't do anything dumb bhai dm me and i can talk even tho im retarded if u need
 
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I used to think this way but not anymore

Yes it's selfish but you're trying to imply that somehow suffering on your day-to-day is better than just being at peace. What would you have to gain from constant suffering? We did not ask to be born and some of us have it off worse than others

I can't see myself going on very much longer, not in a suicidal sense but in a mental sense, I've already given up and I have numerous physical deformities and new health defects that appear out of seemingly nowhere

I wake up, feel physical pain, have a day full of physical and mental pain, then go to sleep feeling physical and mental pain. Now repeat this for years on end and ask yourself how suicide is "selfish"

I'm not living for others, the point is to live for yourself, sometimes "getting help" won't fix you
This is really well thought out. I should consider that some people who willingly commit suicide are going through both psychological and physical trauma, thank you for pointing that out.

I still do see some (a lot, but not a generalization of people who do end up committing suicide) believing they are in much more turmoil as they truly are, or that they brought children into this world and fostered a family, and all of a sudden they want to kill themselves to not have to deal with the responsibilities they put on themselves (VERY specific example, but theres a high incidence in examples SIMILAR to this)

It's more of a moral dilemma but I think a better solution is still not to perpetuate thoughts of suicide into a community either susceptible or not so susceptible.

Again though you make an insanely good point
 
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This is really well thought out. I should consider that some people who willingly commit suicide are going through both psychological and physical trauma, thank you for pointing that out.

I still do see some (a lot, but not a generalization of people who do end up committing suicide) believing they are in much more turmoil as they truly are, or that they brought children into this world and fostered a family, and all of a sudden they want to kill themselves to not have to deal with the responsibilities they put on themselves (VERY specific example, but theres a high incidence in examples SIMILAR to this)

It's more of a moral dilemma but I think a better solution is still not to perpetuate thoughts of suicide into a community either susceptible or not so susceptible.

Again though you make an insanely good point
there is better ways to deal with it i think, for example a man who's fed up of taking care of a family can just run away and start a new life, i'm guessing they think they are trapped, when they aren't in actuality, which is where you're right.

Sometimes human morals need to be abandoned, yes you will be seen as a cunt who left their family, but when you're in a completely different place with no ways for people to reach you does it really matter? Much better than killing yourself

I definitely think these people want to live a new life but think it's impossible due to human morals and ethics, which is why they think "fuck it lets end it"

part of emotional intelligence is knowing that human morals can and should be discarded temporarily sometimes in life, rules are made to be bended
 
there is better ways to deal with it i think, for example a man who's fed up of taking care of a family can just run away and start a new life, i'm guessing they think they are trapped, when they aren't in actuality, which is where you're right.

Sometimes human morals need to be abandoned, yes you will be seen as a cunt who left their family, but when you're in a completely different place with no ways for people to reach you does it really matter? Much better than killing yourself

I definitely think these people want to live a new life but think it's impossible due to human morals and ethics, which is why they think "fuck it lets end it"

part of emotional intelligence is knowing that human morals can and should be discarded temporarily sometimes in life, rules are made to be bended
Exactly, such would be the case in a world dominated by religion having atheism, and vice versa. We are meant to break our own rules and philosophies we live under. What our volition runs under as humans isn't predetermined by codex nor rejection of such, we don't have to live strictly by what is morally correct by general public, we as humans are meant to exist to create our own idea of morality, and for some that is suicide and for some it's running away from the problems. I personally view one as more justifiable over the other, as there is only a single variable that matters in the grand scheme which is whether or not you live or die, no amount of running away or caring about materialistic things will change that your consciousness will cease at one point.

Then again, I'm saying that while on org
 
Exactly, such would be the case in a world dominated by religion having atheism, and vice versa. We are meant to break our own rules and philosophies we live under. What our volition runs under as humans isn't predetermined by codex nor rejection of such, we don't have to live strictly by what is morally correct by general public, we as humans are meant to exist to create our own idea of morality, and for some that is suicide and for some it's running away from the problems. I personally view one as more justifiable over the other, as there is only a single variable that matters in the grand scheme which is whether or not you live or die, no amount of running away or caring about materialistic things will change that your consciousness will cease at one point.

Then again, I'm saying that while on org

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