Most lifefuel thing just happened to me

[PsychoDsk]

2 stacies just rang the doorbell at my house

Keep in mind, I just took a shower after the gym so I open the door with just shorts and no shirt because I thought it was just my neighbour or something. Lean and jacked as shit if I say so myself

So I open the door and they looked kinda shocked JFL, I saw their WWF badges so I knew it was for some dumbass gorilla out in africa that’s about to starve to death.
I said ‘let me guess, some gorilla is in need of my money’
They started laughing but like genuinely laughing right, not some ‘haha funny bro!’ kinda laugh.

They said yes and some other bs I couldn’t bare to listen to, would u like to donate some? I said sure let me grab my wallet, so I leave the door open and go grab my wallet. And I hear them whispering to eachother ‘wow he’s cute’

I gave them some money and yadayada thankyou all that stuff and they left

They were laughing the entire time, like constantly with a smile on their face

This is the most lifefuel thing that happened to me in months

‘Wow he’s so cute’
Those words will ring in my head until the end of times
‘WOW HE’S SO CUTE’


Shit’s like out of a movie goddamn
If this is a dream and I wake up I’m going er

 

[inversions]

Im on the verge of death

 

[PsychoDsk]

Im on the verge of death

Mirin

 

[knightgtb65]

2 stacies just rang the doorbell at my house

Keep in mind, I just took a shower after the gym so I open the door with just shorts and no shirt because I thought it was just my neighbour or something. Lean and jacked as shit if I say so myself

So I open the door and they looked kinda shocked JFL, I saw their WWF badges so I knew it was for some dumbass gorilla out in africa that’s about to starve to death.
I said ‘let me guess, some gorilla is in need of my money’
They started laughing but like genuinely laughing right, not some ‘haha funny bro!’ kinda laugh.

They said yes and some other bs I couldn’t bare to listen to, would u like to donate some? I said sure let me grab my wallet, so I leave the door open and go grab my wallet. And I hear them whispering to eachother ‘wow he’s cute’

I gave them some money and yadayada thankyou all that stuff and they left

They were laughing the entire time, like constantly with a smile on their face

This is the most lifefuel thing that happened to me in months

‘Wow he’s so cute’
Those words will ring in my head until the end of times
‘WOW HE’S SO CUTE’


Shit’s like out of a movie goddamn
If this is a dream and I wake up I’m going er

W brah

 

[Node]

Dnrd but mirin

 

[IliaTopuria]

‘Wow he’s so cute‘‘

 

[asdvek]

Uganda Tales: Discovering the Beauty of Uganda

 

[Rothschild]

Tales

 

[slaters]

you’re sleeping but Don’t er bro

 

[Deleted member 153026]

2 stacies just rang the doorbell at my house

Keep in mind, I just took a shower after the gym so I open the door with just shorts and no shirt because I thought it was just my neighbour or something. Lean and jacked as shit if I say so myself

So I open the door and they looked kinda shocked JFL, I saw their WWF badges so I knew it was for some dumbass gorilla out in africa that’s about to starve to death.
I said ‘let me guess, some gorilla is in need of my money’
They started laughing but like genuinely laughing right, not some ‘haha funny bro!’ kinda laugh.

They said yes and some other bs I couldn’t bare to listen to, would u like to donate some? I said sure let me grab my wallet, so I leave the door open and go grab my wallet. And I hear them whispering to eachother ‘wow he’s cute’

I gave them some money and yadayada thankyou all that stuff and they left

They were laughing the entire time, like constantly with a smile on their face

This is the most lifefuel thing that happened to me in months

‘Wow he’s so cute’
Those words will ring in my head until the end of times
‘WOW HE’S SO CUTE’


Shit’s like out of a movie goddamn
If this is a dream and I wake up I’m going er

Happy for you brotha, did you grab their numbers or anything?

 

[gokorg]

Just masturbated 3 times today but you do you brah

 

[Whiteboard7]

2 stacies just rang the doorbell at my house

Keep in mind, I just took a shower after the gym so I open the door with just shorts and no shirt because I thought it was just my neighbour or something. Lean and jacked as shit if I say so myself

So I open the door and they looked kinda shocked JFL, I saw their WWF badges so I knew it was for some dumbass gorilla out in africa that’s about to starve to death.
I said ‘let me guess, some gorilla is in need of my money’
They started laughing but like genuinely laughing right, not some ‘haha funny bro!’ kinda laugh.

They said yes and some other bs I couldn’t bare to listen to, would u like to donate some? I said sure let me grab my wallet, so I leave the door open and go grab my wallet. And I hear them whispering to eachother ‘wow he’s cute’

I gave them some money and yadayada thankyou all that stuff and they left

They were laughing the entire time, like constantly with a smile on their face

This is the most lifefuel thing that happened to me in months

‘Wow he’s so cute’
Those words will ring in my head until the end of times
‘WOW HE’S SO CUTE’


Shit’s like out of a movie goddamn
If this is a dream and I wake up I’m going er

Great for you boss, Hope that could happen to me some day but im too ugly and ND for that. Maybe in my dreams

 

[Whiteboard7]

2 stacies just rang the doorbell at my house

Keep in mind, I just took a shower after the gym so I open the door with just shorts and no shirt because I thought it was just my neighbour or something. Lean and jacked as shit if I say so myself

So I open the door and they looked kinda shocked JFL, I saw their WWF badges so I knew it was for some dumbass gorilla out in africa that’s about to starve to death.
I said ‘let me guess, some gorilla is in need of my money’
They started laughing but like genuinely laughing right, not some ‘haha funny bro!’ kinda laugh.

They said yes and some other bs I couldn’t bare to listen to, would u like to donate some? I said sure let me grab my wallet, so I leave the door open and go grab my wallet. And I hear them whispering to eachother ‘wow he’s cute’

I gave them some money and yadayada thankyou all that stuff and they left

They were laughing the entire time, like constantly with a smile on their face

This is the most lifefuel thing that happened to me in months

‘Wow he’s so cute’
Those words will ring in my head until the end of times
‘WOW HE’S SO CUTE’


Shit’s like out of a movie goddamn
If this is a dream and I wake up I’m going er

Mirin

 

[Hernan]

2 stacies just rang the doorbell at my house

Keep in mind, I just took a shower after the gym so I open the door with just shorts and no shirt because I thought it was just my neighbour or something. Lean and jacked as shit if I say so myself

So I open the door and they looked kinda shocked JFL, I saw their WWF badges so I knew it was for some dumbass gorilla out in africa that’s about to starve to death.
I said ‘let me guess, some gorilla is in need of my money’
They started laughing but like genuinely laughing right, not some ‘haha funny bro!’ kinda laugh.

They said yes and some other bs I couldn’t bare to listen to, would u like to donate some? I said sure let me grab my wallet, so I leave the door open and go grab my wallet. And I hear them whispering to eachother ‘wow he’s cute’

I gave them some money and yadayada thankyou all that stuff and they left

They were laughing the entire time, like constantly with a smile on their face

This is the most lifefuel thing that happened to me in months

‘Wow he’s so cute’
Those words will ring in my head until the end of times
‘WOW HE’S SO CUTE’


Shit’s like out of a movie goddamn
If this is a dream and I wake up I’m going er

i know you slayed... we know what you did dsk.

 

[Deleted member 74902]

Im on the verge of death

my body is slowly decaying