PsychoDsk
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2 stacies just rang the doorbell at my house
Keep in mind, I just took a shower after the gym so I open the door with just shorts and no shirt because I thought it was just my neighbour or something. Lean and jacked as shit if I say so myself
So I open the door and they looked kinda shocked JFL, I saw their WWF badges so I knew it was for some dumbass gorilla out in africa that’s about to starve to death.
I said ‘let me guess, some gorilla is in need of my money’
They started laughing but like genuinely laughing right, not some ‘haha funny bro!’ kinda laugh.
They said yes and some other bs I couldn’t bare to listen to, would u like to donate some? I said sure let me grab my wallet, so I leave the door open and go grab my wallet. And I hear them whispering to eachother ‘wow he’s cute’
I gave them some money and yadayada thankyou all that stuff and they left
They were laughing the entire time, like constantly with a smile on their face
This is the most lifefuel thing that happened to me in months
‘Wow he’s so cute’
Those words will ring in my head until the end of times
‘WOW HE’S SO CUTE’

Shit’s like out of a movie goddamn
If this is a dream and I wake up I’m going er
Keep in mind, I just took a shower after the gym so I open the door with just shorts and no shirt because I thought it was just my neighbour or something. Lean and jacked as shit if I say so myself
So I open the door and they looked kinda shocked JFL, I saw their WWF badges so I knew it was for some dumbass gorilla out in africa that’s about to starve to death.
I said ‘let me guess, some gorilla is in need of my money’
They started laughing but like genuinely laughing right, not some ‘haha funny bro!’ kinda laugh.
They said yes and some other bs I couldn’t bare to listen to, would u like to donate some? I said sure let me grab my wallet, so I leave the door open and go grab my wallet. And I hear them whispering to eachother ‘wow he’s cute’
I gave them some money and yadayada thankyou all that stuff and they left
They were laughing the entire time, like constantly with a smile on their face
This is the most lifefuel thing that happened to me in months
‘Wow he’s so cute’
Those words will ring in my head until the end of times
‘WOW HE’S SO CUTE’
Shit’s like out of a movie goddamn
If this is a dream and I wake up I’m going er
