Most of my problems would be significantly mitigated if I could stop cooming and start waking up at 5am fully rested

[apocalypse]

But both of these things are impossible

 

[Alt Number 3]

waking up at 5am is a genetic trait.

 

[apocalypse]

waking up at 5am is a genetic trait.

Chad won. I wake up late then wagecuck until the evening at which point I'm too exhausted to work on things that will improve my life.

 

[Alt Number 3]

Chad won. I wake up late then wagecuck until the evening at which point I'm too exhausted to work on things that will improve my life.

Everything is impossible

 

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Chad won. I wake up late then wagecuck until the evening at which point I'm too exhausted to work on things that will improve my life.

It’s not your fault. This is how the world works. Also your parents are to blame for not having Chad genes.