(MOSTLY) everything you need to know about retatrutide

[rockyz]

before i start the guide i have a disclaimer:
I'm not promoting drug/peptide usage to any minors under no supervision I only am doing this for educational purpose (MOSTLY)


Introduction: What is retatrutide?

Spoiler: INTRO SPOILER

Since you clicked on this guide you either are interested in reta (retatrutideI) or completely oblivious of what reta is BUT THATS ALRIGHT IM HERE TO HELP yayyaya, reta aka retatrutide is a fat loss peptide basically ozmepic but BETTER AND STRONGER it goes by attacking three IMPORTANT hormones for gaining/loosing weight the first hormone it attacks IS GLP (glucagon-like peptide-1) heh it has peptide pretty funny giving that peptides can mean two different things ANYWAYS back to the other two the second one is GIP (Glucose-dependent insulinotropic polypeptide) WHICH basically is fat cells and pancreas pretty hard names tbh they jst say fat cells BUT YOU KNOW IDIOT sceintists, anywho the third hrmone it attacks is glucagon AGAIN but this time its the one in your liver and fat tissue, soo by attacking it they make you feel full for example when they attack GLP they signal fullness on the other hand when it attacks GIP it gives off a anti nuase feeling (i know its so cool) soAFTER WE KNOW THIS WE NEED TO KNOW WHERE AND HOW TO INJECT AND PIN AND RECMOMMENDED CYCLES

CYCLES

Spoiler: explaining pining

in basic recommended cycles are :

Stage Typical Dose Goal week1-7 2 mg Introduction: Get your body used to the new "fullness" signals. week7-10 4 mg Ramp Up: Weight loss usually starts to pick up speed here. Cycle 10+ 8 mg Therapeutic: Entering the "sweet spot" for metabolic change.

these are the safe cycles I PERSONALLY would recommend FOR FULL TRANSPARENCY i got this cycles from older articales of poeple who did try and go on reta so shoutout to eli lllys for mkaing this amazing peptides I WILL EXPLAIN PINING DOWN HERE

How to pin and where exactly?

Spoiler: HOW TO PINNNNNNNNNNN

HI BHAI IF URE STILL READING IT SEEMS LIKE URE REALLY INTERESTED so time to tell you the real stuff hehehehe how to and where to pin, so for the first spot i recommend the most is the STOMACH inject the pin two inches away from your BELLY BUTTON, FOR THE SECOND PLACE ISSSSS the thighs Use the front or outer side of your thigh (halfway between your hip and your knee, its a bit painful BUT WORTH ITTT, FOR the third and last place imo the back of the arm its sucks because its hard to do but Use the fleshy, fatty area on the back of your upper arm. (This spot usually requires someone else to help you) NOW to be EVEN MORE ACCURATE i will link some ytb videos on how to inject ozmepic and other fat loss drugs thay are basically the same so dw, , , these are videos that will help since i had my mom be on ozempic for a few months xd

how MUCH DOES A FULL CYCLE cost? (ik most important thingy here)

Spoiler: cycle costs

sadly bhais its pretty expsensive im disappointed in you eli lillys making us go broke over defiened jawlines and abs, BUT IT LITERALLY COSTS MONTHLY ABOUT 1050~1300 OMG like actually its expensive compared to other stuff for a full 4 month cycle its 4.2k-5.2k SIGHS LOUDLY its okay bhia first we moneymax THEN WE SLAY MAX WITH THE MONEYHHH

where and how to store RETA (and equipmnt)(im lwk runing out of creative colors)

Spoiler: how to store reta mwahhahah

so storing reta is pretty simple as you see right here twin, get a mini fridge and make it on 2 c (35 f) degrees and store there PRETTY SIMPLE it has a 21 day window for being traveled its like manjuro but different, for the powder form STORE IT IN -21 C BUT never freeze reta , for the equipment have a prefilled pen aka syringe , u need exactly alchol pads insulin syringes BAC water and sharp bins BTW THE COSTSSPOILER DIDNT INCLUDE THE COSTS OF THESE KEEP IN MIND./SPOILER]

im tired from writing all of this i might make a part two if i missed ANYTHING BUT I SPENT SM ACTUAL TIME ON THIS I HAD FUN WRITING IT IF THERE IS ANY FEEDBACK I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR AND TYYYYYYY BYE BHAI

Cool chads i wanna ping: @Mom @jrown @Cinnamon fan64 @foidletslayer i missed osme but i cant rmb users BYEE

 

[rockyz]

looking at this rn I DEF COOKED WITH THE COLORS AND DECOR

 

[44z]

DNR

 

[rockyz]

@Narcissisticpranav @diddeh

 

[jrown]

looking at this rn I DEF COOKED WITH THE COLORS AND DECOR

its gorgeous

 

[rockyz]

DNR

nigga?

 

[rockyz]

thanks men

its gorgeous

 

[ccwb]

before i start the guide i have a disclaimer:
I'm not promoting drug/peptide usage to any minors under no supervision I only am doing this for educational purpose (MOSTLY)


Introduction: What is retatrutide?

Spoiler: INTRO SPOILER

Since you clicked on this guide you either are interested in reta (retatrutideI) or completely oblivious of what reta is BUT THATS ALRIGHT IM HERE TO HELP yayyaya, reta aka retatrutide is a fat loss peptide basically ozmepic but BETTER AND STRONGER it goes by attacking three IMPORTANT hormones for gaining/loosing weight the first hormone it attacks IS GLP (glucagon-like peptide-1) heh it has peptide pretty funny giving that peptides can mean two different things ANYWAYS back to the other two the second one is GIP (Glucose-dependent insulinotropic polypeptide) WHICH basically is fat cells and pancreas pretty hard names tbh they jst say fat cells BUT YOU KNOW IDIOT sceintists, anywho the third hrmone it attacks is glucagon AGAIN but this time its the one in your liver and fat tissue, soo by attacking it they make you feel full for example when they attack GLP they signal fullness on the other hand when it attacks GIP it gives off a anti nuase feeling (i know its so cool) soAFTER WE KNOW THIS WE NEED TO KNOW WHERE AND HOW TO INJECT AND PIN AND RECMOMMENDED CYCLES

CYCLES

Spoiler: explaining pining

in basic recommended cycles are :

Stage Typical Dose Goal Cycle 1 2 mg Introduction: Get your body used to the new "fullness" signals. Cycle 2 4 mg Ramp Up: Weight loss usually starts to pick up speed here. Cycle 3 8 mg Therapeutic: Entering the "sweet spot" for metabolic change.

these are the safe cycles I PERSONALLY would recommend FOR FULL TRANSPARENCY i got this cycles from older articales of poeple who did try and go on reta so shoutout to eli lllys for mkaing this amazing peptides I WILL EXPLAIN PINING DOWN HERE

How to pin and where exactly?

Spoiler: HOW TO PINNNNNNNNNNN

HI BHAI IF URE STILL READING IT SEEMS LIKE URE REALLY INTERESTED so time to tell you the real stuff hehehehe how to and where to pin, so for the first spot i recommend the most is the STOMACH inject the pin two inches away from your BELLY BUTTON, FOR THE SECOND PLACE ISSSSS the thighs Use the front or outer side of your thigh (halfway between your hip and your knee, its a bit painful BUT WORTH ITTT, FOR the third and last place imo the back of the arm its sucks because its hard to do but Use the fleshy, fatty area on the back of your upper arm. (This spot usually requires someone else to help you) NOW to be EVEN MORE ACCURATE i will link some ytb videos on how to inject ozmepic and other fat loss drugs thay are basically the same so dw, , , these are videos that will help since i had my mom be on ozempic for a few months xd

how MUCH DOES A FULL CYCLE cost? (ik most important thingy here)

Spoiler: cycle costs

sadly bhais its pretty expsensive im disappointed in you eli lillys making us go broke over defiened jawlines and abs, BUT IT LITERALLY COSTS MONTHLY ABOUT 1050~1300 OMG like actually its expensive compared to other stuff for a full 4 month cycle its 4.2k-5.2k SIGHS LOUDLY its okay bhia first we moneymax THEN WE SLAY MAX WITH THE MONEYHHH

where and how to store RETA (and equipmnt)(im lwk runing out of creative colors)

Spoiler: how to store reta mwahhahah

so storing reta is pretty simple as you see right here twin, get a mini fridge and make it on 2 c (35 f) degrees and store there PRETTY SIMPLE it has a 21 day window for being traveled its like manjuro but different, for the powder form STORE IT IN -21 C BUT never freeze reta , for the equipment have a prefilled pen aka syringe , u need exactly alchol pads insulin syringes BAC water and sharp bins BTW THE COSTSSPOILER DIDNT INCLUDE THE COSTS OF THESE KEEP IN MIND./SPOILER]

im tired from writing all of this i might make a part two if i missed ANYTHING BUT I SPENT SM ACTUAL TIME ON THIS I HAD FUN WRITING IT IF THERE IS ANY FEEDBACK I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR AND TYYYYYYY BYE BHAI

Cool chads i wanna ping: @Mom @jrown @Cinnamon fan64 @foidletslayer i missed osme but i cant rmb users BYEE

Stop being a fag and explain like a normal motherfucker u on some “yeyeye” bs bruh

 

[dragomog]

dnr

 

[rockyz]

Stop being a fag and explain like a normal motherfucker u on some “yeyeye” bs bruh

let me be aretard in peace if i explain it normally niggers tell me dnr ai goyslop i explain it in a silly WAY NIGGERS STILL TELL ME DNR

 

[Joeseminate]

Water

 

[0bs]

did u mess up cycle and week?

 

[rockyz]

yes i meant to write FUCKING WEEK INSTEAD OF CYCLE THANKS FOR TELLING ME

did u mess up cycle and week?

 

[0bs]

how MUCH DOES A FULL CYCLE cost? (ik most important thingy here)
sadly bhais its pretty expsensive im disappointed in you eli lillys making us go broke over defiened jawlines and abs, BUT IT LITERALLY COSTS MONTHLY ABOUT 1050~1300 OMG like actually its expensive compared to other stuff for a full 4 month cycle its 4.2k-5.2k SIGHS LOUDLY its okay bhia first we moneymax THEN WE SLAY MAX WITH THE MONEYHHH

wtf are u even saying

 

[44z]

nigga?

had to

 

[rockyz]

i

had to

did NOT SPEND FUCKING FOUR HOURS OF MY DAY BEING AS SIMPLE AND SILLY TO MAKE UR LITTLE brain understand jst to be dnr'd

 

[44z]

i

did NOT SPEND FUCKING FOUR HOURS OF MY DAY BEING AS SIMPLE AND SILLY TO MAKE UR LITTLE brain understand jst to be dnr'd

still havent read a molecule

 

[rockyz]

still havent read a molecule

good dont read it i have been flamed enough

 

[mcmentalonthemic]

Learn formatting seriously

 

[rockyz]

Learn formatting seriously

 

[aids]

AI slop nobody gaf.

 

[mcmentalonthemic]

AI slop nobody gaf.

I'm not even gonna lie I don#t think it's AI because I genuinely believe AI would have formatted it better

 

[aids]

I = ChatGPT
Shoutout Eli Lilly for making this amazing peptide bro holy bro amazing peptide Reta #1 bro heck yeah.

 

[rockyz]

AI slop nobody gaf.

pmo I ACTUALLY WROTE THIS FULLY NIGGERjst cuz im smrat doesnt mean im ai

 

[aids]

I'm not even gonna lie I don#t think it's AI because I genuinely believe AI would have formatted it better

Nah he puts the AI-generated content in his shitty spoilers as indicated by the emboldened text and perfect grammar prefaced/followed by his retard talk.

 

[rockyz]

View attachment 4639526
I = ChatGPT
Shoutout Eli Lilly for making this amazing peptide bro holy bro amazing peptide Reta #1 bro heck yeah.

chatgpt gave me better cycles after writing this try askin it

 

[Aim Nothyng]

i don't have use to this guide but mirin effort and cool formatting

 

[aids]

pmo I ACTUALLY WROTE THIS FULLY NIGGERjst cuz im smrat doesnt mean im ai

It's not even a good thread regardless you utter moron.

I'm not even gonna lie I don#t think it's AI because I genuinely believe AI would have formatted it better

Nevermind, yeah, I looked solely at the protocol 'he' recommended, everything else is actually abhorrent.

 

[rockyz]

Nah he puts the AI-generated content in his shitty spoilers as indicated by the emboldened text and perfect grammar prefaced/followed by his retard talk.

im ropping genuniily what

 

[Firstname.Lastname]

It’s Reta why r u cycling

 

[rockyz]

It's not even a good thread regardless you utter moron.


Nevermind, yeah, I looked solely at the protocol 'he' recommended, everything else is actually abhorrent.

 

[aids]

chatgpt gave me better cycles after writing this try askin it

Hold on, so you asked ChatGPT for a Retatrutide protocol, and then put it in here immediately without any sort of vetting. Then you asked it again, and it gave you a different one which you infer to be better, yet omit that until you mention it in an argument? JFL

 

[rockyz]

It’s Reta why r u cycling

because who knows how many times i need to inject so put it in a weekly cycle

 

[mcmentalonthemic]

Nah he puts the AI-generated content in his shitty spoilers as indicated by the emboldened text and perfect grammar prefaced/followed by his retard talk.

"It's not only x and y, it's also Z and T!" ass

 

[rockyz]

Hold on, so you asked ChatGPT for a Retatrutide protocol, and then put it in here immediately without any sort of vetting. Then you asked it again, and it gave you a different one which you infer to be better, yet omit that until you mention it in an argument? JFL

no? i found some from random articales, slapped them on there, went on chat gpt saw the cyclds that chatgpt gave me i jst averaged it

 

[rockyz]

View attachment 4639542
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"It's not only x and y, it's also Z and T!" ass

 

[aids]

no? i found some from random articales, slapped them on there, went on chat gpt saw the cyclds that chatgpt gave me i jst averaged it

What I hear from you = i liek burger and chip

 

[rockyz]

What I hear from you = i liek burger and chip

no i like pziza and wnigs

 

[mcmentalonthemic]

no? i found some from random articales, slapped them on there, went on chat gpt saw the cyclds that chatgpt gave me i jst averaged it

articales

Hold on, so you asked ChatGPT for a Retatrutide protocol, and then put it in here immediately without any sort of vetting. Then you asked it again, and it gave you a different one which you infer to be better, yet omit that until you mention it in an argument? JFL

It's funny, in my microneedling guide which is by far the post ive spent the longest on, like 10 users told me to format it better and that it had shit formatting, and I just took it at advice instead of making threads abt it and crying

 

[rockyz]

articales



It's funny, in my microneedling guide which is by far the post ive spent the longest on, like 10 users told me to format it better and that it had shit formatting, and I just took it at advice instead of making threads abt it and crying

"dnr" WIHTOUT any explaintion is advice mmm yes relly noted, and when u said "good but you need better format" i literally took it genuinily like actual advice ,idk what ure on my friend

 

[Firstname.Lastname]

because who knows how many times i need to inject so put it in a weekly cycle

Da fuck

 

[VrillFatNoob24]

before i start the guide i have a disclaimer:
I'm not promoting drug/peptide usage to any minors under no supervision I only am doing this for educational purpose (MOSTLY)

THE FACT THAT YOU STARTED WITH "I'M NOT PROMOTING DRUG USAGE TO MINORS" IMMEDIATELY TELLS ME ITS GONNA BE A RETARDED ASS THREAD. THAT DISCLAIMER HAS THE LEGAL PROTECTIVE POWER OF A CONDOM WITH HOLES IN IT. I THOUGHT I'D SEEN PEAK DUNNINF KrugER BEFORE BUT THEN I OPENED THIS SHITPOST

Introduction: What is retatrutide?

Spoiler: INTRO SPOILER

Since you clicked on this guide you either are interested in reta (retatrutideI) or completely oblivious of what reta is BUT THATS ALRIGHT IM HERE TO HELP yayyaya, reta aka retatrutide is a fat loss peptide basically ozmepic but BETTER AND STRONGER it goes by attacking three IMPORTANT hormones for gaining/loosing weight the first hormone it attacks IS GLP (glucagon-like peptide-1) heh it has peptide pretty funny giving that peptides can mean two different things ANYWAYS back to the other two the second one is GIP (Glucose-dependent insulinotropic polypeptide) WHICH basically is fat cells and pancreas pretty hard names tbh they jst say fat cells BUT YOU KNOW IDIOT sceintists, anywho the third hrmone it attacks is glucagon AGAIN but this time its the one in your liver and fat tissue, soo by attacking it they make you feel full for example when they attack GLP they signal fullness on the other hand when it attacks GIP it gives off a anti nuase feeling (i know its so cool) soAFTER WE KNOW THIS WE NEED TO KNOW WHERE AND HOW TO INJECT AND PIN AND RECMOMMENDED CYCLES

YOU CALL SCIENTISTS RETARDS BUT YOU LEGITIMATELY SPELLED OZEMPIC "OZMEPIC" THREE TIMES IN ONE POST. THREE. TIMES. THAT'S NOT A FUCKING TYPO, THAT'S A NEUROLOGICAL RETARDATION. YOU'RE OUT HERE TRYING TO LECTURE PEOPLE ON GLUCAGON LIKE PEPTIDE-1 RECEPTOR AGONISM WHILE SPELLING THE MOST FAMOUS DRUG IN THE WORLD LIKE IT'S A POKÉMON. "OZMEPIC, I CHOOSE YOU!"
AND BETTER AND STRONGER???. YOU EXPLAINED THE MECHANISM OF ACTION WITH THE SCIENTIFIC RIGOR OF A TIKTOK COMMENT SECTION. "IT ATTACKS THREE IMPORTANT HORMONES" ATTACKS? WHAT IS THIS, A BATTLE ROYALE? YOU THINK RETATRUTIDE IS SNEAKING UP ON GLP-1 RECEPTORS WITH A SCAR? WERE YOU DROPPED AS A CHILD?

CYCLES

Spoiler: explaining pining

in basic recommended cycles are :

Stage Typical Dose Goal week1-7 2 mg Introduction: Get your body used to the new "fullness" signals. week7-10 4 mg Ramp Up: Weight loss usually starts to pick up speed here. Cycle 10+ 8 mg Therapeutic: Entering the "sweet spot" for metabolic change.

these are the safe cycles I PERSONALLY would recommend FOR FULL TRANSPARENCY i got this cycles from older articales of poeple who did try and go on reta so shoutout to eli lllys for mkaing this amazing peptides I WILL EXPLAIN PINING DOWN HERE

NO HALF LIFE CALCULATIONS. NO STEADY STATE CONCENTRATIONS. NO CONSIDERATION OF RECEPTOR DESENSITIZATION OR TACHYPHYLAXIS. YOU JUST DRAW A TABLE IN FORMAT AND CALLED IT PHARMACOLOGY. "SAFE CYCLES I PERSONALLY WOULD RECOMMEND" YOUR CREDENTIALS ARE "MY MOM WHICH IS A FAT WHORE WAS ON OZEMPIC FOR A FEW MONTHS ." THAT'S NOT A CV.

How to pin and where exactly?

Spoiler: HOW TO PINNNNNNNNNNN

HI BHAI IF URE STILL READING IT SEEMS LIKE URE REALLY INTERESTED so time to tell you the real stuff hehehehe how to and where to pin, so for the first spot i recommend the most is the STOMACH inject the pin two inches away from your BELLY BUTTON, FOR THE SECOND PLACE ISSSSS the thighs Use the front or outer side of your thigh (halfway between your hip and your knee, its a bit painful BUT WORTH ITTT, FOR the third and last place imo the back of the arm its sucks because its hard to do but Use the fleshy, fatty area on the back of your upper arm. (This spot usually requires someone else to help you) NOW to be EVEN MORE ACCURATE i will link some ytb videos on how to inject ozmepic and other fat loss drugs thay are basically the same so dw,

STOP CALLING ME "BHAI" IM NOT YOUR BHAI NIGGA THIS IS AS SOME KIND OF STREET CREDIBILITY MARKER WHILE YOU'RE WRITING LIKE GPT IF IT WAS DEVELOPED BY ABORIGINALS THIS SHIT SENDING ME INTO ORBIT. YOU SWITCH BETWEEN
"INJECT THE PIN TWO INCHES AWAY FROM YOUR BELLY BUTTON" TWO INCHES? MEASURED HOW? WITH WHAT? YOUR EYEBALL? YOUR MICROPENIS? YOU'RE GIVING SUBCUTANEOUS INJECTION ADVICE WITH THE SPATIAL PRECISION OF "KINDA NEAR THE MIDDLE." AND "IT'S A BIT PAINFUL BUT WORTH ITTT" —PAIN ASSESSMENT FROM THE GUY WHO SPELLS OZEMPIC WITH "OZMEPIC". SURE, LET'S TRUST YOUR NOCICEPTIVE PSUDO CALIBRATION.
"USE THE FLESHY, FATTY AREA" FLESHY AND FATTY ARE THE SAME THING. THAT'S LIKE SAYING "THE WET, LIQUID WATER." AND YOU LINKED THREE YOUTUBE VIDEOS AS YOUR PRIMARY SOURCES. YOUTUBE. VIDEOS. NOT THE PRESCRIBING INFORMATION. NOT THE PHASE 3 TRIALS. NOT EVEN A MEDSCAPE ARTICLE. JUST... YOUTUBE. I GUESS PEER REVIEW IS JUST HOWEVER MANY REPS AND YOU GET.

how MUCH DOES A FULL CYCLE cost? (ik most important thingy here)

Spoiler: cycle costs

sadly bhais its pretty expsensive im disappointed in you eli lillys making us go broke over defiened jawlines and abs, BUT IT LITERALLY COSTS MONTHLY ABOUT 1050~1300 OMG like actually its expensive compared to other stuff for a full 4 month cycle its 4.2k-5.2k SIGHS LOUDLY its okay bhia first we moneymax THEN WE SLAY MAX WITH THE MONEYHHH

"EXPSENSIVE" YOURE GIVING THIS SHIT ADVICE AND YOU CAN'T SPELL EXPENSIVE. THE IRONY IS THICKER THAN THE RECONSTITUTED PEPTIDE YOU'RE PROBABLY STORING. AND "DEFIENED JAWLINES" DEFINED. YOU MEANT DEFINED. YOU'RE OUT HERE PAYING FIVE GRAND FOR A JAWLINE YOU CAN'T EVEN DESCRIBE ORTHOGRAPHICALLY.
"FIRST WE MONEYMAX THEN WE SLAY MAX" WHAT LANGUAGE IS THIS? IS THIS ENGLISH? IS THIS WHAT YOU SPEAK AT THE RETARDS FACILITY?? IS THIS THE LANGUAGE OF A GENERATIONAL HOMO SAPIENS?

where and how to store RETA (and equipmnt)(im lwk runing out of creative colors)

Spoiler: how to store reta mwahhahah

so storing reta is pretty simple as you see right here twin, get a mini fridge and make it on 2 c (35 f) degrees and store there PRETTY SIMPLE it has a 21 day window for being traveled its like manjuro but different, for the powder form STORE IT IN -21 C BUT never freeze reta , for the equipment have a prefilled pen aka syringe , u need exactly alchol pads insulin syringes BAC water and sharp bins BTW THE COSTSSPOILER DIDNT INCLUDE THE COSTS OF THESE KEEP IN MIND./SPOILER]

"MANJURO" WHAT THE LINUX DISTRIBUTION? OR MANJARO THE... WHAT? YOU'RE COMPARING PEPTIDE STABILITY TO AN ARCH BASED OPERATING SYSTEM? OR DID YOU MEAN MANJUSRI, THE BODHISATTVA? OR MANJARO THE TOWN IN KENYA? THE SIMILE IS SO BROKEN IT'S ACTUALLY ART.
"NEVER FREEZE RETA" OKAY, BUT WHY? WHAT HAPPENS? DENATURATION? AGGREGATION? PRECIPITATION? YOU JUST DROP A PROHIBITION LIKE IT'S A MARVEL MOVIE POST CREDITS SCENE WITH NO CONTEXT. AND YOU'RE STORING POWDER AT -21°C LIKE THAT'S A STANDARD FREEZER SETTING. MOST HOME FREEZERS ARE -18°C. YOU'RE OUT HERE DEMANDING LABORATORY GRADE TEMPERATURE CONTROL FOR A SUBSTANCE YOU'RE PROBABLY BUYING FROM A TELEGRAM VENDOR NAMED "PEPTIDEGOD666"
"SHARP BINS" SHARPS CONTAINERS. THEY'RE CALLED SHARPS CONTAINERS. NOT "SHARP BINS." THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL THE KNIFE DRAWER IN A BRITISH KITCHEN YOU TWAT.

MY FINAL WORDING
YOU STARTED WITH A LEGAL DISCLAIMER THAT WOULDN'T PROTECT A PAPER BAG IN THE RAIN IF ANY USER FOLLOWED THIS ADVICE .ORG WOULD BE SHUT DOWN. YOU EXPLAINED TRIPLE HORMONE RECEPTOR AGONISM WITH THE DEPTH OF A PUDDLE. YOU CITED "OLDER ARTICALES" [SIC] AND "YTB VIDEOS" AS YOUR PRIMARY SOURCES. YOU GAVE INJECTION ADVICE WITH THE PRECISION OF "KINDA NEAR THE BELLY BUTTON." YOU CALCULATED COSTS BUT FORGOT EQUIPMENT. YOU COMPARED PEPTIDE STABILITY TO A LINUX DISTRO. AND YOU ENDED WITH "MWAHAHAHAH" LIKE A SCHIZO WHO JUST LEARNED WHAT A PEPTIDE IS FROM A JOE ROGAN CLIP.
THIS IS A SUICIDE NOTE WRITTEN IN REAL TIME BY SOMEONE'S LIVER ENZYMES. IF ANYONE FOLLOWS THIS,
GO BACK TO WHATEVER SUBREDDIT TAUGHT YOU THAT"

THE FACT THAT YOU CALLED THIS “HIGH IQ RESPONSES” SHOULD AUTOMATICALLY TRIGGER A FUCKING SITEWIDE LOCKDOWN AND GET YOUR IP FLAGGED BY THE FUCKING CDC. I THOUGHT I’D SEEN PEAK MIDWIT SCHIZOCOPE SLUDGE BEFORE BUT THEN I OPENED THIS GARBAGE THREAD. HOLY FUUUCKKKK BROO THIS SHIT IS BIOHAZARDOUS. UTTER GOBLIN TITLED THE THREAD “HIGH IQ” AND THEN PROCEEDED TO WRITE LIKE CHATGPT ON 2 HOURS OF SLEEP JFLLLL


BAN THIS FUCKING RETARD
@Hernan @chadismade @TechnoBoss

 

[rockyz]

THE FACT THAT YOU STARTED WITH "I'M NOT PROMOTING DRUG USAGE TO MINORS" IMMEDIATELY TELLS ME ITS GONNA BE A RETARDED ASS THREAD. THAT DISCLAIMER HAS THE LEGAL PROTECTIVE POWER OF A CONDOM WITH HOLES IN IT. I THOUGHT I'D SEEN PEAK DUNNINF KrugER BEFORE BUT THEN I OPENED THIS SHITPOST


YOU CALL SCIENTISTS RETARDS BUT YOU LEGITIMATELY SPELLED OZEMPIC "OZMEPIC" THREE TIMES IN ONE POST. THREE. TIMES. THAT'S NOT A FUCKING TYPO, THAT'S A NEUROLOGICAL RETARDATION. YOU'RE OUT HERE TRYING TO LECTURE PEOPLE ON GLUCAGON LIKE PEPTIDE-1 RECEPTOR AGONISM WHILE SPELLING THE MOST FAMOUS DRUG IN THE WORLD LIKE IT'S A POKÉMON. "OZMEPIC, I CHOOSE YOU!"
AND BETTER AND STRONGER???. YOU EXPLAINED THE MECHANISM OF ACTION WITH THE SCIENTIFIC RIGOR OF A TIKTOK COMMENT SECTION. "IT ATTACKS THREE IMPORTANT HORMONES" ATTACKS? WHAT IS THIS, A BATTLE ROYALE? YOU THINK RETATRUTIDE IS SNEAKING UP ON GLP-1 RECEPTORS WITH A SCAR? WERE YOU DROPPED AS A CHILD?


NO HALF LIFE CALCULATIONS. NO STEADY STATE CONCENTRATIONS. NO CONSIDERATION OF RECEPTOR DESENSITIZATION OR TACHYPHYLAXIS. YOU JUST DRAW A TABLE IN FORMAT AND CALLED IT PHARMACOLOGY. "SAFE CYCLES I PERSONALLY WOULD RECOMMEND" YOUR CREDENTIALS ARE "MY MOM WHICH IS A FAT WHORE WAS ON OZEMPIC FOR A FEW MONTHS ." THAT'S NOT A CV.


STOP CALLING ME "BHAI" IM NOT YOUR BHAI NIGGA THIS IS AS SOME KIND OF STREET CREDIBILITY MARKER WHILE YOU'RE WRITING LIKE GPT IF IT WAS DEVELOPED BY ABORIGINALS THIS SHIT SENDING ME INTO ORBIT. YOU SWITCH BETWEEN
"INJECT THE PIN TWO INCHES AWAY FROM YOUR BELLY BUTTON" TWO INCHES? MEASURED HOW? WITH WHAT? YOUR EYEBALL? YOUR MICROPENIS? YOU'RE GIVING SUBCUTANEOUS INJECTION ADVICE WITH THE SPATIAL PRECISION OF "KINDA NEAR THE MIDDLE." AND "IT'S A BIT PAINFUL BUT WORTH ITTT" —PAIN ASSESSMENT FROM THE GUY WHO SPELLS OZEMPIC WITH "OZMEPIC". SURE, LET'S TRUST YOUR NOCICEPTIVE PSUDO CALIBRATION.
"USE THE FLESHY, FATTY AREA" FLESHY AND FATTY ARE THE SAME THING. THAT'S LIKE SAYING "THE WET, LIQUID WATER." AND YOU LINKED THREE YOUTUBE VIDEOS AS YOUR PRIMARY SOURCES. YOUTUBE. VIDEOS. NOT THE PRESCRIBING INFORMATION. NOT THE PHASE 3 TRIALS. NOT EVEN A MEDSCAPE ARTICLE. JUST... YOUTUBE. I GUESS PEER REVIEW IS JUST HOWEVER MANY REPS AND YOU GET.


"EXPSENSIVE" YOURE GIVING THIS SHIT ADVICE AND YOU CAN'T SPELL EXPENSIVE. THE IRONY IS THICKER THAN THE RECONSTITUTED PEPTIDE YOU'RE PROBABLY STORING. AND "DEFIENED JAWLINES" DEFINED. YOU MEANT DEFINED. YOU'RE OUT HERE PAYING FIVE GRAND FOR A JAWLINE YOU CAN'T EVEN DESCRIBE ORTHOGRAPHICALLY.
"FIRST WE MONEYMAX THEN WE SLAY MAX" WHAT LANGUAGE IS THIS? IS THIS ENGLISH? IS THIS WHAT YOU SPEAK AT THE RETARDS FACILITY?? IS THIS THE LANGUAGE OF A GENERATIONAL HOMO SAPIENS?

"MANJURO" WHAT THE LINUX DISTRIBUTION? OR MANJARO THE... WHAT? YOU'RE COMPARING PEPTIDE STABILITY TO AN ARCH BASED OPERATING SYSTEM? OR DID YOU MEAN MANJUSRI, THE BODHISATTVA? OR MANJARO THE TOWN IN KENYA? THE SIMILE IS SO BROKEN IT'S ACTUALLY ART.
"NEVER FREEZE RETA" OKAY, BUT WHY? WHAT HAPPENS? DENATURATION? AGGREGATION? PRECIPITATION? YOU JUST DROP A PROHIBITION LIKE IT'S A MARVEL MOVIE POST CREDITS SCENE WITH NO CONTEXT. AND YOU'RE STORING POWDER AT -21°C LIKE THAT'S A STANDARD FREEZER SETTING. MOST HOME FREEZERS ARE -18°C. YOU'RE OUT HERE DEMANDING LABORATORY GRADE TEMPERATURE CONTROL FOR A SUBSTANCE YOU'RE PROBABLY BUYING FROM A TELEGRAM VENDOR NAMED "PEPTIDEGOD666"
"SHARP BINS" SHARPS CONTAINERS. THEY'RE CALLED SHARPS CONTAINERS. NOT "SHARP BINS." THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL THE KNIFE DRAWER IN A BRITISH KITCHEN YOU TWAT.

MY FINAL WORDING
YOU STARTED WITH A LEGAL DISCLAIMER THAT WOULDN'T PROTECT A PAPER BAG IN THE RAIN IF ANY USER FOLLOWED THIS ADVICE .ORG WOULD BE SHUT DOWN. YOU EXPLAINED TRIPLE HORMONE RECEPTOR AGONISM WITH THE DEPTH OF A PUDDLE. YOU CITED "OLDER ARTICALES" [SIC] AND "YTB VIDEOS" AS YOUR PRIMARY SOURCES. YOU GAVE INJECTION ADVICE WITH THE PRECISION OF "KINDA NEAR THE BELLY BUTTON." YOU CALCULATED COSTS BUT FORGOT EQUIPMENT. YOU COMPARED PEPTIDE STABILITY TO A LINUX DISTRO. AND YOU ENDED WITH "MWAHAHAHAH" LIKE A SCHIZO WHO JUST LEARNED WHAT A PEPTIDE IS FROM A JOE ROGAN CLIP.
THIS IS A SUICIDE NOTE WRITTEN IN REAL TIME BY SOMEONE'S LIVER ENZYMES. IF ANYONE FOLLOWS THIS,
GO BACK TO WHATEVER SUBREDDIT TAUGHT YOU THAT"

THE FACT THAT YOU CALLED THIS “HIGH IQ RESPONSES” SHOULD AUTOMATICALLY TRIGGER A FUCKING SITEWIDE LOCKDOWN AND GET YOUR IP FLAGGED BY THE FUCKING CDC. I THOUGHT I’D SEEN PEAK MIDWIT SCHIZOCOPE SLUDGE BEFORE BUT THEN I OPENED THIS GARBAGE THREAD. HOLY FUUUCKKKK BROO THIS SHIT IS BIOHAZARDOUS. UTTER GOBLIN TITLED THE THREAD “HIGH IQ” AND THEN PROCEEDED TO WRITE LIKE CHATGPT ON 2 HOURS OF SLEEP JFLLLL


BAN THIS FUCKING RETARD
@Hernan @chadismade @TechnoBoss

genuinily how much time did ts take you

 

[Cinnamon fan64]

AI slop nobody gaf.

natooral ahnd organik rightin
no AI

 

[Cinnamon fan64]

THE FACT THAT YOU STARTED WITH "I'M NOT PROMOTING DRUG USAGE TO MINORS" IMMEDIATELY TELLS ME ITS GONNA BE A RETARDED ASS THREAD. THAT DISCLAIMER HAS THE LEGAL PROTECTIVE POWER OF A CONDOM WITH HOLES IN IT. I THOUGHT I'D SEEN PEAK DUNNINF KrugER BEFORE BUT THEN I OPENED THIS SHITPOST


YOU CALL SCIENTISTS RETARDS BUT YOU LEGITIMATELY SPELLED OZEMPIC "OZMEPIC" THREE TIMES IN ONE POST. THREE. TIMES. THAT'S NOT A FUCKING TYPO, THAT'S A NEUROLOGICAL RETARDATION. YOU'RE OUT HERE TRYING TO LECTURE PEOPLE ON GLUCAGON LIKE PEPTIDE-1 RECEPTOR AGONISM WHILE SPELLING THE MOST FAMOUS DRUG IN THE WORLD LIKE IT'S A POKÉMON. "OZMEPIC, I CHOOSE YOU!"
AND BETTER AND STRONGER???. YOU EXPLAINED THE MECHANISM OF ACTION WITH THE SCIENTIFIC RIGOR OF A TIKTOK COMMENT SECTION. "IT ATTACKS THREE IMPORTANT HORMONES" ATTACKS? WHAT IS THIS, A BATTLE ROYALE? YOU THINK RETATRUTIDE IS SNEAKING UP ON GLP-1 RECEPTORS WITH A SCAR? WERE YOU DROPPED AS A CHILD?


NO HALF LIFE CALCULATIONS. NO STEADY STATE CONCENTRATIONS. NO CONSIDERATION OF RECEPTOR DESENSITIZATION OR TACHYPHYLAXIS. YOU JUST DRAW A TABLE IN FORMAT AND CALLED IT PHARMACOLOGY. "SAFE CYCLES I PERSONALLY WOULD RECOMMEND" YOUR CREDENTIALS ARE "MY MOM WHICH IS A FAT WHORE WAS ON OZEMPIC FOR A FEW MONTHS ." THAT'S NOT A CV.


STOP CALLING ME "BHAI" IM NOT YOUR BHAI NIGGA THIS IS AS SOME KIND OF STREET CREDIBILITY MARKER WHILE YOU'RE WRITING LIKE GPT IF IT WAS DEVELOPED BY ABORIGINALS THIS SHIT SENDING ME INTO ORBIT. YOU SWITCH BETWEEN
"INJECT THE PIN TWO INCHES AWAY FROM YOUR BELLY BUTTON" TWO INCHES? MEASURED HOW? WITH WHAT? YOUR EYEBALL? YOUR MICROPENIS? YOU'RE GIVING SUBCUTANEOUS INJECTION ADVICE WITH THE SPATIAL PRECISION OF "KINDA NEAR THE MIDDLE." AND "IT'S A BIT PAINFUL BUT WORTH ITTT" —PAIN ASSESSMENT FROM THE GUY WHO SPELLS OZEMPIC WITH "OZMEPIC". SURE, LET'S TRUST YOUR NOCICEPTIVE PSUDO CALIBRATION.
"USE THE FLESHY, FATTY AREA" FLESHY AND FATTY ARE THE SAME THING. THAT'S LIKE SAYING "THE WET, LIQUID WATER." AND YOU LINKED THREE YOUTUBE VIDEOS AS YOUR PRIMARY SOURCES. YOUTUBE. VIDEOS. NOT THE PRESCRIBING INFORMATION. NOT THE PHASE 3 TRIALS. NOT EVEN A MEDSCAPE ARTICLE. JUST... YOUTUBE. I GUESS PEER REVIEW IS JUST HOWEVER MANY REPS AND YOU GET.


"EXPSENSIVE" YOURE GIVING THIS SHIT ADVICE AND YOU CAN'T SPELL EXPENSIVE. THE IRONY IS THICKER THAN THE RECONSTITUTED PEPTIDE YOU'RE PROBABLY STORING. AND "DEFIENED JAWLINES" DEFINED. YOU MEANT DEFINED. YOU'RE OUT HERE PAYING FIVE GRAND FOR A JAWLINE YOU CAN'T EVEN DESCRIBE ORTHOGRAPHICALLY.
"FIRST WE MONEYMAX THEN WE SLAY MAX" WHAT LANGUAGE IS THIS? IS THIS ENGLISH? IS THIS WHAT YOU SPEAK AT THE RETARDS FACILITY?? IS THIS THE LANGUAGE OF A GENERATIONAL HOMO SAPIENS?

"MANJURO" WHAT THE LINUX DISTRIBUTION? OR MANJARO THE... WHAT? YOU'RE COMPARING PEPTIDE STABILITY TO AN ARCH BASED OPERATING SYSTEM? OR DID YOU MEAN MANJUSRI, THE BODHISATTVA? OR MANJARO THE TOWN IN KENYA? THE SIMILE IS SO BROKEN IT'S ACTUALLY ART.
"NEVER FREEZE RETA" OKAY, BUT WHY? WHAT HAPPENS? DENATURATION? AGGREGATION? PRECIPITATION? YOU JUST DROP A PROHIBITION LIKE IT'S A MARVEL MOVIE POST CREDITS SCENE WITH NO CONTEXT. AND YOU'RE STORING POWDER AT -21°C LIKE THAT'S A STANDARD FREEZER SETTING. MOST HOME FREEZERS ARE -18°C. YOU'RE OUT HERE DEMANDING LABORATORY GRADE TEMPERATURE CONTROL FOR A SUBSTANCE YOU'RE PROBABLY BUYING FROM A TELEGRAM VENDOR NAMED "PEPTIDEGOD666"
"SHARP BINS" SHARPS CONTAINERS. THEY'RE CALLED SHARPS CONTAINERS. NOT "SHARP BINS." THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL THE KNIFE DRAWER IN A BRITISH KITCHEN YOU TWAT.

MY FINAL WORDING
YOU STARTED WITH A LEGAL DISCLAIMER THAT WOULDN'T PROTECT A PAPER BAG IN THE RAIN IF ANY USER FOLLOWED THIS ADVICE .ORG WOULD BE SHUT DOWN. YOU EXPLAINED TRIPLE HORMONE RECEPTOR AGONISM WITH THE DEPTH OF A PUDDLE. YOU CITED "OLDER ARTICALES" [SIC] AND "YTB VIDEOS" AS YOUR PRIMARY SOURCES. YOU GAVE INJECTION ADVICE WITH THE PRECISION OF "KINDA NEAR THE BELLY BUTTON." YOU CALCULATED COSTS BUT FORGOT EQUIPMENT. YOU COMPARED PEPTIDE STABILITY TO A LINUX DISTRO. AND YOU ENDED WITH "MWAHAHAHAH" LIKE A SCHIZO WHO JUST LEARNED WHAT A PEPTIDE IS FROM A JOE ROGAN CLIP.
THIS IS A SUICIDE NOTE WRITTEN IN REAL TIME BY SOMEONE'S LIVER ENZYMES. IF ANYONE FOLLOWS THIS,
GO BACK TO WHATEVER SUBREDDIT TAUGHT YOU THAT"

THE FACT THAT YOU CALLED THIS “HIGH IQ RESPONSES” SHOULD AUTOMATICALLY TRIGGER A FUCKING SITEWIDE LOCKDOWN AND GET YOUR IP FLAGGED BY THE FUCKING CDC. I THOUGHT I’D SEEN PEAK MIDWIT SCHIZOCOPE SLUDGE BEFORE BUT THEN I OPENED THIS GARBAGE THREAD. HOLY FUUUCKKKK BROO THIS SHIT IS BIOHAZARDOUS. UTTER GOBLIN TITLED THE THREAD “HIGH IQ” AND THEN PROCEEDED TO WRITE LIKE CHATGPT ON 2 HOURS OF SLEEP JFLLLL


BAN THIS FUCKING RETARD
@Hernan @chadismade @TechnoBoss

ohh boy
funny had me crackin

 

[Cinnamon fan64]

dan q eli

 

[dreamcorpuhration]

Important note reta is still in clinicals. So if you are a fat fucking chud and over 18 you could hop on cycle for free by joining a trial in your area.

 

[TheComp]

BUT never freeze reta

Where are you getting this info from JFL

 

[jstim]

you are actually retarded, your body builds up tolerance to reta very quick. start with as low as a dose as possible and up it once you stop feeling the effects. starting at 2 is just genuinely autistic

 

[jstim]

you can also definitely freeze reta to increase the shelf life or keep it refrigerated before its even reconstituted. tiktok knowledge lol