Mum reacts to Liam Payne's transformation

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Mum: "he looked nice and young before, and now he looks ugly. I bet he's an incel."
"He will realise it is horrible. He will get a noose and hang himself next time."

"If you did that you'd need a computer generated image of how you'd look like when you're 30. Your future wife wouldn't want to walk next to you. But I know you won't do it."

(About Loox) "He's too ugly. Is he promoting weightlifting? He looks like he deliberately tucked in his chin to look squarer, and his face looks completely different in the after since he's not tucking his face."

"Cheryl Tweedy chased him because he looks like the kind of man that does what he wants. Ronnie Wood and Mick Jagger did a lot of things with their faces and are both ugly. All three look like Romiley Weeks. No amount of collagen would save Romiley Weeks and Liam Payne. His mum must be asking him what have you done? He'd be ashamed to come to TV"

"He will look 70 by the time he's 35"

 
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you mean your split personality
 
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tell mum you want to do it aswell as a prank
 
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He did look better before tbh. He now looks like he has an iPhone hiding in his mouth
 
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He did look better before tbh. He now looks like he has an iPhone hiding in his mouth
Mum's response to this message (I read it out to her)

"He will realise it is horrible. He will get a noose and hang himself next time."
 
Mum's response to this message (I read it out to her)

"He will realise it is horrible. He will get a noose and hang himself next time."
That's a good mom right there!
 
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Make her rate Loox transformation
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He also claims to be 185 cm when he’s 175
 
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Mum: "Cheryl Tweedy chased him because he looks like the kind of man that does what he wants. Ronnie Wood and Mick Jagger did a lot of things with their faces and are both ugly. All three look like Romiley Weeks. No amount of collagen would save Romiley Weeks and Liam Payne. His mum must be asking him what have you done? He'd be ashamed to come to TV"

@Enfant terrible @femcelthot @Blackgymmax @swaggyp1
 
Mum: "Cheryl Tweedy chased him because he looks like the kind of man that does what he wants. Ronnie Wood and Mick Jagger did a lot of things with their faces and are both ugly. All three look like Romiley Weeks. No amount of collagen would save Romiley Weeks and Liam Payne. His mum must be asking him what have you done? He'd be ashamed to come to TV"

@Enfant terrible @femcelthot @Blackgymmax @swaggyp1
Ty for tagging me in this, i feel honoured
 
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"He's too ugly. Is he promoting weightlifting? He looks like he deliberately tucked in his chin to look squarer, and his face looks completely different in the after since he's not tucking his face."
What’s his rating after ascension?
 
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She said "from the first picture, 4. The second picture is unrateable"
How jfl u can clearly see his face

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make her rate Brae
 
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I think your mum might be a lesbian. She hates men a lot!
 
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"I give him a 5 for being human. Plus his nose and skull structure looks East Asian influenced."
Your “mother” speaks like an incel forum veteran.
 
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“He will get a noose and hang himself next time."
“No amount of collagen would save-“
People offline don’t speak about suicide so casually.


“Skull structure”

Here she sounds like 19th century phrenologist. Does your mother own a pair of calipers or post on the Apricity?
 
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“He will get a noose and hang himself next time."
“No amount of collagen would save-“
People offline don’t speak about suicide so casually.


“Skull structure”

Here she sounds like 19th century phrenologist. Does your mother own a pair of calipers or post on the Apricity?
No but we watch a lot of history and anthropology videos on TV while eating dinner.
 
My mother is borderline autistic, too. The other day we had a conversation about the Merovingian franks.
 
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