Mumbai Curry Says He Will Grow to 7'1

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In short, this curry has been researching heightmaxxing for 4 damn years and has hundreds of videos on his channel about stretching, banded sleeping, etc (for closed plates). Now he says that everything he's done so far was bullshit, but this method he discovered will make him gain 12 inches (just fucking lol)
 
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non-ironically I think this is more likely to work than banded sleeping or maasai jumps (ultimate cope lol)
 
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he can gain 2-4 cm max with that
 
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he can gain 2-4 cm max with that
Yeah he will appear to grow just from not having his discs compressed which happens through the day and makes u shorter at night. I hung off a bar endlessly after my rotator cuff injury for rehab and it defo didnt do anything for height lol
 
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he could make money for ll in 4 years dumb nigger
 
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Bro he's pretty much 6'0 already, and he lives in fucking curryland. Why the fuck does he need to be 7'1. He's not in the hypergamous west, I'm pretty sure pajeets fuck anything that moves
 
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In short, this curry has been researching heightmaxxing for 4 damn years and has hundreds of videos on his channel about stretching, banded sleeping, etc (for closed plates). Now he says that everything he's done so far was bullshit, but this method he discovered will make him gain 12 inches (just fucking lol)

non-ironically I think this is more likely to work than banded sleeping or maasai jumps (ultimate cope lol)
all of that is cope for low IQ dumbcels
 
n199@ I don't give AF if he's 6'5, being born curry on a planet where other races exist is completely and utterly pointless. south Asians should consider relocating to the moon, or perhaps ban any media that showcases any race other than themselves, Sub Saharan Africans or Australian aborigines unless they wanna feel like getting mogged. SOuth Asians are just far shittier looking Latinx folks.
 
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n199@ I don't give AF if he's 6'5, being born curry on a planet where other races exist is completely and utterly pointless. south Asians should consider relocating to the moon, or perhaps ban any media that showcases any race other than themselves, Sub Saharan Africans or Australian aborigines unless they wanna feel like getting mogged. SOuth Asians are just far shittier looking Latinx folks.
:blackpill::ROFLMAO::lul::forcedsmile: No Race is worse than Indians. Horse 🐎 faced, Bird 🐦Nosed, Rat 🐀 Jawed Subhumans. Every last one of them. :blackpill:
 
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In short, this curry has been researching heightmaxxing for 4 damn years and has hundreds of videos on his channel about stretching, banded sleeping, etc (for closed plates). Now he says that everything he's done so far was bullshit, but this method he discovered will make him gain 12 inches (just fucking lol)

I’m dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
 

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